Film School Janitors Review Films

What if a horny dad bought a robot that looked like Megan Fox to help keep the house while his wife gets a heart transplant? Well that sentence is already way more interesting than SUBSERVIENCE ended up being. Listen to the Film School Janitors' review to find out more!

If seven episodes make a season, then the Film School Janitors finished watching season 2 of SQUID GAME, and this is their review!

This stoned film found amongst the rubble could be a gem or complete trash depending upon your take! The Film School Janitors break down the nonsense that is THE PHANTOM EMPIRE, and they drag you along for the ride!

The Film School Janitors cannot get enough of their animated anthologies, so here's the their latest review of SECRET LEVEL! It's an animated collection of short stories based on video games and apps. How was it overall? You'll have to listen to find out!

Are we completing a trilogy, or feeding into the beast? Some (one) of the Film School Janitors watched SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 and this is their discussion about it... and more!

The Film School Janitors review Amazon Prime's theatrically-released, holiday action picture, RED ONE, and do battle with a jealous dog in the background! The Janitors battle the dog - not the cast of RED ONE!

Is it possible that CARRY-ON can take out another Christmas action film classic (it's a little film called DIE HARD)? Listen to the Film School Janitors as they try to figure it out! (Spoiler alert - there ain't much figuring!)

The Film School Janitors watched DEAR SANTA so you don't have to! This is a movie where a kid writes a letter to Satan instead of Santa and hilarity... ensues...? Listen to this review instead!

Here's the pitch for HERE: put a camera in one spot and film it for millions of years. Billed as a reunion for the stars and creator of FORREST GUMP, how does the movie compare? Listen to the Film School Janitors as they discuss all that and more... here!

A little bit of comic book talk from the Film School Janitors! Howzabout that new SUPERMAN trailer?! Whatintheheckz going on with KRAVEN THE HUNTER?! Holyjumpingspiderz is Shameik Moore the cause of the delays in the SPIDER-VERSE?!

The Film School Janitors discuss the newest Netflix animated holiday film - THAT CHRISTMAS! It's based on the kid's book by the writer of LOVE, ACTUALLY, and is it actually kid friendly? Yes! BONUS: Rodney and Sean list their top-five Christmas movies!

Happy Christmas from the Film School Janitors! We're celebrating one famous carpenter with another - this is the review of A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER! Enjoy!

The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS are back to celebrate a holiday classic: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE! Bonus! They also review the SNL classic "lost finale" skit!

Manic is a good descriptor for the movie BOY KILLS WORLD. It's ultimately a revenge flick with a bunch of flourishes and maybe a twist or surprise here and there. Find out what the Film School Janitors thought by listening now!

Five more episodes to go... forever! Unless they do a spin-off or something. The Film School Janitors watched the first two parts of season six of COBRA KAI, and this is their review. BONUS: Predictions for the final five episodes included for free!

Another episode of Janitor Driving Jalopies Drinking Java! This time around they discuss HYSTERIA! which is Peacock's foray into STRANGER THINGS territory. Satanic Panic in the 80's is fertile ground for content, but how did the show ultimately turn out? Listen to find out!

This show's first season isn't done yet, but we couldn't wait to talk about DAN DA DAN! It's a new weekly anime on Netflix, and it's a love story with aliens and spirits and powers! Highly recommend checking it out, or just listen to this! And tune back in when the season is finished!

ABIGAIL is one of those movies where you know exactly what you're going to get if you even caught a whiff of one of the previews. If you've never seen a trailer for this film, I'll spoil it here: it's about a vampire ballerina. And the Film School Janitors reviewed it. Listen now!

It's been 24 years, but GLADIATOR II finally (actually?) exists! And (some of) the Film School Janitors watched it! Here is their review!

Another episode of Janitors in Jalopies Drinking Java! This time they tackle the challenging film, also known as an everyday, typical A24 film, HERETIC. Hugh Grant goes into creepy mode, and the Film School Janitors have thoughts about that!