Everything To Guppy

The Monsters Of The Renaissance Faire World Tour

A frank discussion about Wolverine anatomy; monsters are also covered

A completely normal number of monsters covered! This episode absolutely, ABSOLUTELY not brought to you by Starbucks.

An entirely normal amount of monsters covered/toilet training augmented reality discussion.

Look at that, multiple monsters! Who said we couldn't? (We said we couldn't.)

We don't know why this keeps happening!

Aw, jeeze

WHY DOES THE NUMBER OF MONSTERS COVERED GET SMALLER EVERY WEEK

Only seven monsters this time, folks. I don't know what to tell you, this stupid show is never going to die.

Monster Count this week: 8. That's 1 every 8 minutes!

We just seem to cover fewer and fewer monsters each time! We're breaking new ground in asymptotic podcasting!

SORRY THIS ONE WAS LATE AND DIDN'T HAVE MANY MONSTERS IN IT

YOU'RE MAKING US DO THIS

VERY FEW MONSTERS BUT LOTS OF CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN MUSIC ARTIST CARMAN SORRY NOT SORRY

FEWEST MONSTERS COVERED EVER

We covered even fewer monsters this time! We're never getting to The Pivot at this rate!

THE MONSTER BLITZ WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES/ALL MONSTERS HAVE BEEN COVERED

Our SOLEMN, ILL-ADVISED PROMISE to cover every single enemy in The Binding Of Isaac before we end the show continues!

Gary and Will's quest to cover every enemy in The Binding Of Isaac because you yelled at us for not covering every enemy in The Binding Of Isaac continues!

This week's episode; MONSTERS, FINALLY, MONSTERS