Simple Blasphemy Podcast

Here are the headlines you need to know…Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that “smells like my vagina”2 men accused of gluing winning numbers onto lottery ticket15 of the "Best" FMLs According to the FML CommunityPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

The guys are joined by Kelsey, a local singer in the Toledo, Ohio area. We feature the “Exhibit A or Exhibit B” game this episode. Below are the news article headlines you need to know!Couple gets married at Kodak Bass Pro ShopViagra factory is turning men in this town into walking stiffsMusic legend Meat Loaf goes vegan – but refuses to rename himself Veg LoafWould You Watch a Horror Movie About a Giant Butt Hole in the Forest?Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

This is our last 2019 podcast. Believe it or not, Zak Ward was on the cruise ship Carnival Glory during the famous crash in Mexico. Ward tells his story and also covers these articles. These slanted toilets are designed to reduce the time workers spend in the bathroomMissouri church leader on Grindr tried to pay for sex acts with Arby’s gift cardMan eats Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days to break recordHow To Do 2019's Holiday Sex Move, The Not-So-Silent NightThousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beachPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Andy is at a “Ghost” concert during the recording of this show. So this was an episode in the bank. Awe technology! Hope you enjoy Micah and Danielle as we chat about these articles. It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technologyMichigan man driving an ambulance charged for possession of psychedelicsAIRBAG JACKETS HELP MAKE MOTORCYCLE RIDING SAFE(R)We Need To Talk About This NSFW Raunchy Ronald McDonald Picture

Ward and Dan have been friends from high school towards the end of the 1900’s. Dan kindly told his story about living in LA, being involved in the National Air Guitar Competition and much more. Also, here are the articles we covered. Study Confirms Drinking Alcohol Helps You Speak Foreign Languages BetterJesus Demands Separate Presents For Birthday & Christmas This YearStudy: Men Who Regularly Smoke Pot Have Increased Risk of Testicular CancerPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

It’s “that time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below. Here are the news articles that you need to know!Woman ‘bites attacker’s penis off during sexual assault’MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING VAGINAL FLUIDS AT POLICE OFFICERS IN SELF-DEFENSEWalmart Is Selling 'Rosé Drink Enhancer' To Make Your Water Taste Like WineIntroducing babypod: The vaginal sound system to give your fetus a concertDoctor sucks urine from elderly man in mid-air emergency on flightPeople say Santa should now be female or gender neutral - sparking debatePlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Tom Nardone has many projects and jobs but we do focus on the the Enemies of Debris fundraiser on Dec. 6th. * Founded Detroit Mower Gang (how the Barretts know him), Trash Fishing and recently formed the 501c3 Enemies of Debris all with the goal of cleaning up Detroit.* Founded BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests (super affordable level IIIA bulletproof vest)* His main gig is PriveCo. He bought up a bunch of odd domain names that all link to him where he sells items that are embarassing to buy in a store. (like adult toys and medical stuff, anything you are too embarassed to go buy). I think he owns bachelorette .com, vibrators .com, stuff like that.* He's an extreme pumpkin carver - extremepumpkins .com He runs the pumpkin smashing show at Detroit Zoo Boo every year and makes appearances on national tv. He is a famous pumpkin carver, and has written three best selling books on the subject. And we covered a few articles..Italian Doctors Invent New Tool To Remove 23-inch Dildo From Man’s RectumBill, The Tinder Profi

The guys fly alone while tackling all of the articles you need to know. The land of make-believe is full of dicks nowSouth Dakota's Anti-Meth Marketing Slogan Is Going ViralMAN WHO CAN’T AFFORD CAR WITH PARKING SENSORS FITS SQUEAKY CHICKENS TO HIS VEHICLEA Dubai bar is giving women free drinks based on their weightFood blogger finishes 3-foot hot dog thought to be biggest in UK: 'It was absolutely delicious'40+ SQUIRREL RECIPES FOR SMALL GAME HUNTERSFish Shop Shut Down for Using Googly Eyes to Make Fish Look FresherLouisiana man avoids DUI by stealing electric cart from Walmart to bar hop, gets arrested for theft anywayIs the most horrific Christmas meal ever? Russian artist stitches teddy bear out of clumps of meat and chicken skinPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Our Australian friend Dave from The Man Brain Podcast is our guest. We cover a load of headlines and our we play our game: Exhibit A or Exhibit B. This time, you choose which restaurant review Jac Harrison penned and which one was the real review taken from the internet. The choices are "Burger King: Snot hamburgers" or "McDonalds: Ketchup pancakes" Tune in to find out. Other than that, here are the articles we covered in our show.Flat Earth BOMBSHELL: Shock claim Australia ‘is NOT REAL and never existed’7 Sex Toy Advent Calendars to End 2019 With 24 BangsYou Can Finally Spend The Night In A Hotel Shaped Like An AnusCANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS

Nut butter, The Wilson Report, dipstick, Andy's chest hair smells like brownies or cookies, Never sniff the bellybutton, last roast beef roll, umbillical cord, Zak loves hand sanitizer and rubbed it in his butthole, soap in the hole, vasectomy, It’s “that time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy podcast. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below. Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Tommy joins us once again to hit these article titles. Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real CorpsesPorn Star 'Bridget the Midget' Could Serve Over 15 Years in Prison for Stabbing Boyfriendfirst vagina scented air freshener launched onto market Milford Haven woman admits racially abusing neighbor while breasts were hanging over fencePolice: Woman caught on camera stealing 'large adult novelty item'

Zak, Zack and Andy fly alone tonight spitting holy water everywhere. Here are the headlines that we covered and what you need to know. Woman Says Her Relationship With Boeing Passenger Jet Is 'Physical'Nike ‘Jesus Shoes’ filled with holy water sell for $3KKurt Cobain’s unwashed MTV Unplugged sweater to be auctioned offWoman Saved From Rapist By Gay Rapist Who Raped The RapistPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

We are joined by rising country star Brent Lowry. This is is second time and the show and we got to catch up and go through these article titles.The UFO seekers flocking to a remote Thai hilltop in search of Buddhist aliensWoman sets pumpkin pie eating record at 50 slices in 10 minutesHundreds lose their driving licenses during Oktoberfest e-scooter mayhemFrightened Florida Man Fatally Shoots Son-In-Law During Birthday SurpriseIs Semen Really Good For Your Skin? 5 Things You Didn't Know You Could Do With SpermHow amazing nipple tattoos created by a Scunthorpe artist are transforming breast cancer survivors' livesPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

It’s “that time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy podcast. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below. We skipped a month (that was scary) and she is back. In this episode we have the very first “pick the real Amazon sex toy review”. Zack Andy and Amanda had to choose the one real review after hearing 4 reviews in total. Also, here are the headlines we covered in this episode. These Halloween Sex Toys Will Make Your Costume Complete Motorists get eyeful as porn plays on electronic billboardSUSPICIOUS PACKAGE: Man accused of shoplifting but suspicious bulge in his trousers was just his 10in penisPeople Are Consuming These Glitter Pills To Make Their Poop SparklePlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

We had the opportunity to talk about her industry and really get a understanding of her line of work. Side note, she is pretty amazing. Here is where you can find her.There was one article but we really did not get into it but here ya goWomen With a Stronger Sense of Smell Have More OrgasmsTwitter: https://twitter.com/b_findomWebsite: https://sorceressbebe.comPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

We are joined by our good friend Toby. Monster organ player and one hell of a guy. Here are the article headlines that we covered in the show. Florida Couple Attempted To Have Sex In Cop Car: PoliceBUZZ SEEKER Randy sex toy owners are letting STRANGERS control their smart vibrators from afarThis hands-free 'sperm extractor' aims to help donors too embarrassed to masturbate in the hospitalPorn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami's NBA stadium to become the 'BangBros Center'Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Here we go. Our first live feed episode. Here are the articles we covered. Married man’s death during sex on business trip ruled a ‘workplace accident’New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you7 Ohio teens charged after bodily fluids allegedly put in teachers’ foodPlease consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com

Our guest is none other than Steve Kennedy from our home base town of Toledo, Ohio. Steve is a gifted male who has enjoyed life thus far. Here are the articles we covered. Norway: The Marriage Between Humans And Animals Is Been Legalised!!Orgasm Activist' Claims She Tripled Her Income As A Real Estate Agent Thanks To Her Sexual EnergyWoman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her BoyfriendWoman Almost Died Getting Surgery To Achieve ‘Fattest Vagina In The World’Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemyFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimpleBlasphemyFind everything by visiting: www.simpleblasphemy.com