Sharks Across Hollywood

It's the first week of Sharks Across Tokyo and after however many years Andrew still hasn't figured out how to make this shit sound good. Good thing these two idiots are kinda funny Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the year we end our Sharknado journey with the very totally true and not made up at all story of the ORIGINAL Sharknado film. Come and listen to us talk about this crazy nonsense while you ignore all the weird background noise and Andrew's complete lack of understanding how the noise gate works. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This episode is a lot like this movie. It's pretty good but not as good as the previous entry.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we talk about the classic early 90s martial arts coming of age movie where a kid with obvious crippling mental health issues is told that everything will be all good if he learns to use nunchucks. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Insert witty jokes about Jennifer Aniston and pots of gold... Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Seriously...if you give us your heart you'll get more than a pen. If ya know what I mean! I'm pretty sure that's a penis joke. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's happened at least 104 times before, but this time my dog was actually in the room with us. You can hear his little claws clacking on the floor and his ears flapping all over the place while you also listen to us talk about this 90s classic starring Bill Murray and And Macdowell...Again Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Well-its-Groundhog-Day-again-by-McPod/113339950.LVTDI    

If The Rev had a ninja name it would be WAB. Wet Ass Blanket. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Christmas is always better with a murderous robot Santa Clause. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This one is a doozy everybody! A sea of virgins trying to get the high score on Donkey Kong and other classic arcade games. Throw in some bad music, hot sauce and some light child abuse and you've got yourself a recipe for a good time! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Halloween ain't over until the fat dudes talk about a Halloween movie! So I guess it's over...but listen to this anyways Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's still Halloween in the Shark Pod and this week we're talking about a cult classic that spawned an entire franchise...kind like every other New Line horror movie but still! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Spooky Season is upon us so come and listen to Andrew and The Rev talk about this under seen soon to be cult classic.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Is Heavy Metal a horror movie? That's a question we will try and fail to answer in this episode. Also there's boobs. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Life's tough when you're a mediocre straight dude who falls in love with a cool lesbian.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk ab out the movie that launched a million goths and even more dudes who thought they were being edgy by telling everyone that their name is Draven. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the last week of this year's Sharks Across Tokyo and we're talking about ninjas, vagina snakes, and dudes with beehives in their backs! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk about the best movie ever to star a zebra themed superhero.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The Sharks are still over in Tokyo taking a tour of Tokusatsu! Come listen while we talk about geisha faces on the tips of super long dicks and aliens pulling weird DNA bombs out of vaginas on their necks. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's that time again where The Sharks take a trip to Japan to sample all their weird and awesome shit. Mostly just movies. Mostly Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag