Rain Delay Theater

Jack and Jeremy close out the regular season at Guaranteed Rate Field for a straight doubleheader between the Detroit Tigers and the Chicago White Sox...or did they?!? Instead of two games for the price of one, the guys got 3 1/2 innings of unofficial baseball due to the rain! But that doesn't mean there wasn't plenty to talk about! We hear about a near bust of Jeremy for possessing unauthorized propaganda, an absurd conversation overheard in the bathroom about what constitutes an official game, and a very angry lady desperately trying to return a White Sox t-shirt. At the top of the show, we also hear a story about how Jeremy ran into a very infamous person who crossed their path in episode 48! Tune in for that and all the live game hijinks one last time for the 2019 season!

Jack and Jeremy recast some memorable movies and tv shows with baseball players. Which baseball players could fill the roles of Zack Morris, Jack Sparrow and Teen Wolf? And what teammates could take Chris Farley and David Spade's place in Tommy Boy and Black Sheep?Jeremy also tells an interesting story about Jonathan Papelbon and a couple accidentals tweet sent from the wrong account. Enjoy!

Jack and Jeremy check in this week about the current playoff picture and discuss end-of-year awards projections. A baseball heavy discussion for a baseball podcast - a novel idea! Then the guys playback and breakdown a vintage meltdown from Joe Torre as manager of the Atlanta Braves, thanks to former guest Ben (@allusedup2 on twitter). Check out raindelaytheater.com/notes for video of the Torre rant!

Brace yourselves for a very screamy episode this week! Jack and Jeremy return to September baseball at Wrigley Field with all the cheapos coming out for this one. The fun starts with a handful of dopes encountered by the guys on the way to the ballpark. It then continues inside the stadium as Jeremy encounters a group of four who were very unfamiliar with the concept of people passing in front of them to return to their seats (32:55). But the biggie of this ep is Jack and Jeremy's encounter with a duo of real-life Hanson Brothers lookalikes (40:24)! Tune in to hear Jack and Jeremy's biggest rant of the 2019 season by far! The guys were also on Walk-up Watch as Ben Zobrist returned to action for the first time since his leave of absence with the team. Hear the guys' thoughts on his choice to stick with the same walk-up song (27:10)! Plus, the guys have a very special announcement at the top of the show! (5:00). A lot to unpack in this week's episode, so check it out! And be sure to check out instagram.com/rain

What does a 4th rate opera singer, the head of the local chapter of the electricians union, and the new Popeye's chicken sandwich all have in common? They all played a part in this week's episode of Rain Delay Theater! That's right, Jack and Jeremy return to Guaranteed Rate Field for live game action! Things get off to a great start as the guys have an odd occurrence while entering through the stadium gates. And from there, it's non- stop action involving morbid overheard discussions, an overzealous aisle crosser who almost stepped on Jeremy's hot dogs, and a curious man who may have left the stadium with the 21 game Stan Makita Blackhawks season ticket package. Did the guys see indie actor Lucas Hedges, CJ Edwards, and the Ace of Cakes himself Chef Duff Goldman? Tune in to find out! Plus, the guys name their very first ever Rain Delay Theater's Player of the Game!

Jack and Jeremy take a look at some of the bad boys of baseball - players who've had run-in's with the law. You'll hear about Ugueth Urbina's machete, Mike Leake's t-shirt collection, and why you should never accept a ride to the airport from Jake Peavy. Plus, a brief rundown of Lenny Dykstra's rap sheet - because if we went in-depth, this would be a ten part episode. And at the top of the episode, the guys recap playing baseball for Jeremy's bachelor party and also share their thoughts on 2019's Players Weekend. Also make sure to check raindelaytheater.com/notes for links to all of these stories!

Jack and Jeremy run down a list of Jekyll and Hyde players for the Brewers and Cubs, respectively - players who were either good before coming to the team and stunk -or- left the team and got really good. It's a sad list full of regret and missed opportunity - perfect for the Rain Delay Theater boys! Enjoy? Highlights this week include Jack stumping Johnny Estrada with an autograph request, Jeremy's story about harassing Joe Buck at a pro-am golf tournament, and the reason why everyone in Chicago hated LaTroy Hawkins.

Jack and Jeremy go indie this week and head to Rosemont, IL to see the independent baseball matchup of the Chicago Dogs vs. the St. Paul Saints. This was both the guys' first outing to this ballpark and Impact Field did not disappoint. Hear about all the on-field antics, including a brutal nut shots, an 8-legged dog race with a wobbly little kid, and an inappropriate move on a young woman by the mustard-based mascot of the Chicago Dogs. The guys also got to see an installment in the Carlos Zambrano comeback attempt. Tune into this week's ep to hear how (far) it went!

Jack and Jeremy are back to the southside to see the White Sox take on the lowly Miami Marlins. Why is this game being played? Rain Delay Theater was on the scene to investigate. In an odd cross section of wayward wandering fans, Jack and Jeremy share encounters from the random fans that briefly entered and exited their section and baseball experience. The guys tell about a completely lost family of four, get an eerie message from a classic White Sox guy about the horrors of war, and are forced to dodge a screaming foul ball coming right at them! We also hear about a harrowing scarfing of a jumbo polish sausage, a group of guys learning the Macarena, and a crazy woman on the train home. Tune in to hear it all now!

This week, Jack and Jeremy get together to recount some of their best and worst little league memories. Hear about the duo's Proudest Moment, Best Hit, MLB star they tried to emulate, Wackiest Teammate, and more! How many highlights, how many lowlights? Tune in to find out! Before that, we are treated to Jeremy's thoughts (read: rant) about the heat Mai Tai Guy is getting from Cubs fans for "stealing" a home run ball from a couple of kids. NSFW warning on that one, folks! Enjoy!

This week, Jack and Jeremy sit down to watch the 1994 Disney film, "Angels in the Outfield". Being a childhood favorite of Jack and a film Jeremy had never seen, we'll see not only how this film holds up, but how it comes across to a skeptical man in his late 30s. Along the way, you'll hear the guys' take on the acting virtues of the late, great Taylor Negron, an unintended tribute to journeyman outfielder Luis Polonia, and a crackerjack Danny Glover impression by our very own Jack Swokowski! Forget about Social Services for today, THIS IS ABOUT BASEBALL! Tune into the film, then tune into our recap this week on Rain Delay Theater! And be sure to visit raindelaytheater.com/notes for lots of great clips referenced in this episode!

Jack and Jeremy welcome their first in-game guest, Marc Bubblebath (musician, English Softhearts, Orphan Schlitz) as they take in the White Sox vs. Tigers game at Guaranteed Rate Field. Hear the tale of an unfortunate Tigers fan who took a major whack to the hand in an attempt to catch a foul ball and the scene it caused in the aftermath. The dollar dogs were flying tonight as well, so much so, that the guys were reprimanded for their overzealous interaction with a short-handed hot dog vendor. Also, Marc tries to get to the bottom of Jack and Jeremy’s fascination about ripping the video board presentations and Jeremy shares a couple fun stories from his and Marc’s past. Plus, stay tuned for the profanity-laced story of a crazy train rider that interacted with the guys on the way back from the game! It’s a fun group episode this week, so tune in and enjoy! And be sure to follow Marc on Instagram and Soundcloud @orphanschlitz!

Rain Delay Theater hits the road for the first time in the 2019 season as Jack and Jeremy drive out to South Bend, Indiana to see the South Bend Cubs take on the Bowling Green Hot Rods and #1 prospect in baseball, Wander Franco! Jack and Jeremy get the parking runaround, bake their butts off in the hot Indiana sun, and one of the guys eats a hot dog or two at the game...but which one...? The guys also recap a story of meaty-mitted Cubs manager Buddy Bailey and a kid's jersey with a perilously tight neck hole. And stay tuned for the post game autograph hunt and the post post game trip to Denny's. Lastly, Jeremy offers a very exclusive insight on a precursor to the Jason Vargas reporter blowup that happened this past weekend (1:22:01). Split your checks, keep your eye on the batter, and dig into this week's episode!

Jimmy Jimmy Cann Cann! Boy, do we have a wild episode for you this week! Jack and Jeremy take in a very busy White Sox vs. Yankees game at G-Rate Field for Disco Demolition Anniversary Night...no, Polish Heritage Night...no, Team USA Women's Softball Night...well, maybe all 3 and more? The guys meet their craziest fan this season, if not in the history of Rain Delay Theater, "Bob". Hear all about the exploits of this promotional giveaway-clad, jig-dancing, hat-tossing, chant-starting mad man (38:10)! Also!!! Jeremy catches a baseball from Tim Anderson...or did he steal it from Jack - listen to find out (49:34)! Before any of the action in the stadium happened, the guys stand behind a couple of knuckleheads sneaking warm bottles of Coors in front of them in line and their dilemma to finish and dispose of the bottles before gates open and to avoid bashing their shins into moving guardrails in the process (8:36). Honestly, Bob really is the star of this episode and the entire pod could be about him. But tune in

This week, Jack and Jeremy pose over/under bets to each other for the remainder of the 2019 season. Some of the Over/Under bets discussed are Vladimir Guerrero Jr. batting average and home runs for the rest of the season, combined home runs by Derek Dietrich and Tommy La Stella, number of dollar dogs Jeremy will eat, and times Jack will eat, period. See the full recap of picks at raindelaytheater.com/notes

Just in time for the upcoming MLB Draft, the guys from Rain Delay Theater check in with a draft of their own, a Ballpark Food Draft! Jack and Jeremy draft a menu of 5 ballpark food favorites! Hear Jack's rant about Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, Jeremy tells a tragic story about squandered garlic fries, and we find out that Jack is a jalapeño guy! In the intro, the guys do preview the actual MLB Draft a bit, Jack reports briefly on a solo trip to a White Sox game, and Jeremy comments on Cardinals' fans commitment to booing Kris Bryant this weekend in boring ol' St. Louis. Make sure not to listen to this episode on an empty stomach or else you might find yourself flying to Atlanta to get a cheeseburger with pizzas as a bun! Enjoy!

Jack and Jeremy head to Wrigley Field to see Jake Arrieta face his former team for the first time since leaving as a Free Agent...also Bryce Harper's first game in Wrigley as a Phillie. What they mostly saw was a lot of clueless yutzes posing for pictures almost exclusively when the Cubs had runners in scoring position. Also hear about the group of high schoolers sitting behind Jack and Jeremy and the Pennygate mystery of tossed coins. The guys recap a blown check swing call that cost the Cubs the game, Joe Girardi steamrolling Bob Costas during the 7th inning stretch, and have a heated and impassioned conversation about the band Fountains of Wayne.

The Rain Delay Theater crew head out to the White Sox game to see the #1 prospect in baseball, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., in action! But the main event quickly turns out to be the new, ill-conceived video board segment, The Bongo Cam and one fan's highly inappropriate obscene gesture! Hear the comprehensive recap of the MOST AUDACIOUS display of bad fan behavior Jack and Jeremy have witnessed for the podcast to date! Also highlighting the guys' trip to the park was one horribly designed "custom" jersey displaying the names of 7 White Sox players on the back and Jeremy shares his utter disdain for this design travesty. Clever walk up songs, more bad Brewing With Ricky segments, a discussion of "O, Canada"'s place in US baseball games, and a full dressing down of Blue Jays pitcher Derek Law are all tackled this week, so tune in! We recommend pairing this episode with a really nice homemade banana ice cream! Enjoy!

From things overheard in the stands to the top of the 9th inning, stupid was the theme of the night as Jack and Jeremy return to Wrigley Field to see the Cubs take on the Miami Marlins. A pitiful Pedro Strop outing, a Kyle Ryan brain cramp, meathead fans invoke the names of Alou and Bartman, and so much more highlight this week's episode. Plus, Jeremy shares a story of a windblown hat out a car window that may have led to an accident, Jack is pegged as a native Quebecer, and the guys are almost hit by a car on their way to the field. All this plus an epic rant on the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball broadcast team - watch out Matt Vasgersian and Alex Rodriguez (1:17:07)! Grab your frozen peanuts and enjoy!

From Mo Vaughn to Jason Schmidt to Marc Sagmoen (who?), Jack and Jeremy run down the list of the last player for each team to wear #42 and discuss a lot of fringe-y forgettable players in the process! Before that, Jack comments on the Cubs alleged threats to media outlets about mean Addison Russell articles and Jeremy shares a few highlights and outrageous stories from his trip to see the South Bend Cubs take on the Fort Wayne Tincaps on 4/28. Go long...REAL long for this one!