Finish It!

Creeptobscare is back, and so is your number one favorite screaming knight! Matt conquers a maze in technically one try! Chris decides to be all the evil he can be! But will either of them find a better ending than last year?

It's a Creeptobscare special event! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast return to get spooky with the delightfully bizarre story of a child, their grandmother, and the alien inside of her. BONUS: Get ready for a villain you will NEVER FORGET!

Creeptobscare returns! Chris whisks us away to a spooky cay (it's like a little island) absolutely crawling with kitty cats! Seriously, it's scarier than it sounds. Chris dodges a billion booby traps! Matt sees a cat parade! Ok, it's kind of cute.

This week, Chris joins everyone's favorite team of mythological heroes, Matt's fictional parents decide to exploit a child, and a highly-anticipated illustration delivers confusion and disappointment!

This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster... the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!

This week, Chris is used as a prop in a wet and wild god fight, and Matt takes some quiz revenge with the help of a premium user and it goes just fine, thank you very much!

This week, Chris finds out exactly the kind of guy Hercules actually is, Matt sets a rather large swath of Earth on fire, and God allows a google search to happen that should never have been allowed to happen. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT GREEK MYTHS the answers are always gross.

This week, it's like a whole new book as the brothers Yule tackle a very unfamiliar story branch. Chris rides in a big cup! Matt Wakandas Crete! Plus, Almost-Halloween is in the air, and you know what that means... Chris is seeing frankensteins everywhere!

This week, the brothers Yule do some vital book-janitoring in order to tidy up a couple of adventure twigs. Will this be the last time Chris fails to rescue Persephone? Are Matt and Minotaur never to meet again? It's emotional! To a degree!

This week, Chris sits on a cloud TWICE; Matt ends up saying some final words that echo sadly back through history; and you may not currently know what the Mom-Hand Glamour, Mom's Glamhammer, Phantom Mom Hand, Mama Glamhammer and rocker Graham Hamburglar have in common, but you will soon!

This week, Chris chooses the coward's path and is rewarded appropriately, Matt fights through tragedy and finds a magical ending and illustration that just might be the best in the book, and an age-old childhood mystery is explained. APPLECORE. BALTIMORE. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? We are!

This week, Matt makes a decision that he's pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells!

This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a "touching" ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER.

This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don't panic! It's ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won't get the same read?

Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there's lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers... Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It's possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!

This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like 'em... because YOU picked 'em!

This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what's going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book?

This week, the madness comes to a punchy end as the brothers Yule complete their quest to record three episodes in a single night. Matt has his most epic read in the HISTORY OF THE PODCAST! Chris has a TRUE DWARVEN FEAST! Tarlane TAKES AN ACTUAL SHOWER!

This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus' early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads!