Blimey Cow Fancast

Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!

WHATTUP ME SAUCE SQUAD! Hope you enjoy the episode. I be releasing once a week now. Unless it's national Lighting Safety Awareness Week. Which is next week, look it up. We out.

In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.

Wednesday is the new Tuesday. I'm lying ;D

When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...

In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...

In today’s Informal Friday, I get retro by recording the entire podcast on my iPod, answering your calls! I had a conversation with a filthy rich real estate agent, and my sister shares how terrible her life is. Indeed, the craziest episode ever! Special thanks to Gabe Miller for allowing me to use his wonderful instrumentals in previous episodes and the episodes to come. Check Gabe Miller and the Blimey Cow Fancast channels out on YouTube! And most importantly, special thanks to Jose Santiago for modeling as a mexican rapper for the logo. Adios!

THE EPISODE IS FINALLY HERE! In this episode I share all the inside info on patreon and what rewards I'm receiving. I also review two of the best videos in the world! I love America, but on the 4th of July you'll be lucky if I even wear white shoelaces. Traditions, pschhhhh.

Hope you enjoy Tuesday's episode! Did you like the trailer? Let me know by leaving a call-in! This was a little late in getting out but hey, ball is life.

If you have trouble sleeping at night apparently warm milk is supposed to help. Honestly I've never heard of anyone that drinks warm milk before bed and I've never done it so it could be a lie. Maybe just stick to Nyquil. I dunno. Feel free to leave a call-in!

It was still early in the night so I figured I'd get some work done. I was, of course at my usual, spot at the corner table. When I walked in the library was empty, or so I thought. I had been at my studies for almost two hours when I got that feeling again. I wasn't alone. My first hint was from soft footsteps near the fireplace. They were immediately followed by the sound of shuffling near the right. I slowly closed my book but didn't turn around. 3, 4, 5 seconds went by. Then BAM. The first punch was thrown. It landed on my shoulder because I managed to move my head out of the way just in time. Then the second attacker was revealed in the form of a powerful knee to my stomach. This wasn't looking good for me...

INFORMAL FRIDAY ALERT! Bon appetit. I answer TEN calls from you guys. That's a whole lot... and I like it. This episode made ME laugh. Is that conceited?

After 3 weeks of being absent, JT released a video explaining his absense. Hope you enjoy the episode! What did you think about Jordan's video? Let me know by leaving me a call-in!

CAN WE BE PROFESSIONAL ON AN INFORMAL FRIDAY!? Of course, because cows.

Should I become a patreon? Let me know by leaving a call-in! No really. If you're reading this and don't leave a call-in, Siri will jump you with a mace. Good luck with life! Don't be messy, and leave good call-ins.

Let's get classic shall we? An old-timey episode where I review a vid, talk a bit, and then play a classic Tim Hawkins song. Ya don't gotta like it it, BUT YOU BETTER LOVE IT BUDDY!

Bet ya didn't see this episode coming! Join DJ Moo-Moo as he teaches Malachi Munn a.k.a MC Po-Po how to make a rap song. This episode was a blast to make. Stay tuned for a music video from my YouTube channel "Blimey Cow Fancast"

THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! There's THREE videos to review! John & Jerry both guest star on the show and there's even a moment that made me cry. Subscribe to the Blimey Cow Fancast on YouTube!

Informal Fridays is here! I answer the listeners many questions and react to some craziness. Also one of my listener took the name of the Lord in vain, at least that's what Siri said.

This title epitomizes everything that has happened in this video. My favorite episode I’ve ever done. Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy my halftime rap!