Patio Lanterns

The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.

Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.

Geoff returns to the show and Moe takes over the second half of the episode in the biggest and baddest installment of Patio Lanterns yet! The final tryout.

Randy talks about his drive back to Kelowna. Kurt realizes he is "pure man". Our friend Avi joins the podcast to talk about ducks and basketball shorts.

Kurt and Randy discuss the ongoing interview process for a new co-host. Kurt yells at Randy in his new segment on the show. The boys talk about their new favorite color. Ryder joins the back half of the episode for the most intriguing interview yet!

The boys have a shocking announcement that will change Patio Lanterns forever. Jake auditions for the role of co-host...and fucks it up.

Ryan introduces "shitty" Ryan. Can friends with benefits work? An episode of Seinfeld causes Kurt to ask an odd question.

Geoffrey lets us down. Randy asks an interesting question. A heated debate on microwaves breaks out.

Randy and Jeff talk about our friend Moe, old summer jobs, and high school experiences while Kurt is away at a hardwood conference.

Geoff has audio problems. Randy has his chromosomes analyzed. The dangers of Daylight Savings Time are also discussed.

The boys introduce you to the podcast and what to expect in future episodes. We spared no expense.