Two Clowns And A Goat

One week from the draft. Nick goes to Europe. TC has phone complaints. Alex gets talkative at the urinal. The guys break down the Star Wars trailer and judge internet strangers. 

Alex calls for a hitman. TC calls off the engagement. Ashwinn is blessed by an elephant. The guys make an appeal to our California fanbase. Also Henry if you're reading this (and I know you are) we love you 

In this episode, TC details his engagement. Alex takes a time machine back to high school. We learn of the 6 degrees of David Lindhagen. TC looks to stay safe in his potentially explosive work environment. Alex calls Chicago. And remember, it's LeviOsa, not LeviosA.

Alex is a popcorn guy. TC has been given manifest destiny.  We both need Uncle Wayne.

New goat, Mikey, shakes the foundation of the breakfast world with his PopTart-eating technique. Alex cannot solve the getting-a-hair-cut puzzle. TC receives an education on Carrot Top. This podcast continues to be a shining beacon of hope for people of all walks of life. 

In this special episode, fan-favorite, Tori, and new goattess, Rhea, join the show to break down the Bachelor season finale. Along the way, TC continues his forbidden love affair with Chris Harrison. Tori figures out a way to break the Chick-fil-a sandwich . Alex botches an Air Supply homage. And Rhea sips on her gin.

 The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Alex Leischow ( Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Brianne Leischow (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth and told their family is dead. Now Brianne, an unscrupulous street hustler, eeks out a living in Atlanta while Alex grows up in Wisconsin raised  grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When they are brought together on a podcast they learn the true meaning of life, love, and family. Sponsored by pants. You don't need to change them every day.  

Alex hits the slopes. TC nails a joke about paper. A Bachelor time-travel theory presents itself. The guys break down the Combine and give their first mock drafts of the offseason. Another week of Close Encounters proves futile. Jay Cutler continues to find his way into our hearts.

Valentine's Day was a rousing success. TC sees through Chris Harrison's disguise. Alex defends a horseman. This is slowly just becoming a bachelor podcast

TC hates nuts. Alex joins the IRA. The boys embark on a Valentine's Day mission that will surely end in failure. Also, where is Chris Harrison??

Alex survives The Day After Tomorrow. TC is playing matchmaker. The guys get ready for another Brady Super Bowl win :/

The boys take a sentimental trip down 'Two Clowns and a Goat' memory lane. All the laughs, the tears, and the horrible sports takes from this past year are boiled down into one glorious episode.

The guys recap a heart breaking national championship, a great playoff weekend, and a few breaking NFL headlines. A new Goatess has arrived! Tori joins the podcast for the first time. Alex goes on a Toucan safari. TC's plague of women continues. Tori gives the guys some much needed advice

The boys return from Christmas break as new men. TC reveals he believes in a mythical creature. Alex is now wearing leather. Both reveal their wedding playlist must-haves.

TC tries to 'straighten' out his love life. Alex goes commando in dress pants. Chuck E. Cheese makes an appearance.

TC is trying to date a spy. Alex is trying to contribute to the unemployment problem. We both forgot next week is Christmas 

The guys discuss their successes and failures from the past few weeks. TC continues to elevate his game.

Alex survived Thanksgiving. TC is a Bama homer. The end of football is upon us all.

This week the creators of Two Clowns and a Goat bring you a new weekly minipod- CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. Alex and TC detail three experiences each week with the strange, the unknown, and the mysterious species known as women.

TC joins Tinder. Alex does the 'Bend and Snap'. The boys make a set a new mission for themselves, a mission that will ultimately lead them down a path of failure.