Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

We always knew the truth... Cyberpunk 2077 was always going to suck. The prophet council of video game knowledge convenes for a single purpose: to dance on Cyberpunk's grave. Part one of our magnum opus reviews the story so far before delving into the agony and cosmic madness surrounding the dreaded video game review. To round things out we guffaw at the disastrous, treacherous, and ridiculous console release. Laugh along with us on this, the most holy of podcast days, and know peace. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: Buck Biloxi And The Fucks - I Got Kicked Out Of Shadowrun Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Find out more at h

Greetings m'ladies and m'lords, please enjoy this new episode that was very difficult to animate. Dylan AKA Weighty (@dylwiid) joins the squad of woman protectors with a single goal in mind: to be mean to Alex Hutchinson. We take aim at Alex's claims that streamers should pay for the right to stream games and examine a few golden oldies about the difficulties involved making Assassin's Creed games. Listen or die! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pin

VGATWTOE Is proud to announce a new member of the gamer goblin crew: Kay of kay and skittles will be joining us as a permanent co-host! league of legends stole some person's likeness and it isn't even the first time. Although to be fair they do have some very credible-Ahahahaa, no. In addition to this horrifying corporate face stealing we talk smack about the weird PS5 review from kotaku and watchdogs legion being a wet fart of a videogame. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Find out more on the V

Our good friend Mitch (@heavyxeyed) joins us to talk about the most depressing videogame company of all time: Ubisoft, and their recent crime of using a BLM symbol for the antagonists of one of their shitty phone games. What follows is weeks of pent up frustration being unleashed on the company that invented calling generic nobody's "iconic" and calling political settings "apolitical". Up is down and down is up. I mean I guess the game was made by a dead guy so I guess that's kindof impressive. Check out Mitch's youtube here: youtube.com/c/heavyeyed And his Twitch: twitch.tv/heavyeyed A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatw

In a desperate attempt to fill the long gaps between episodes Alton and Reese shoot the shit for 50 minutes about whatever random stuff was on our mind but didn't really fit into a regular episode. Outro song: Love Underground - Robbers On High Street A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Would you kindly give podcasters some clout? Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns to finally give Bioshock Infinite the talking to it deserves! This lively discussion led us on a winding path through the entire series and the state of gaming at the time. We also dig into the effusive reaction it inspired by some of our most beloved (and despised) individuals in games media. Finally, we break our own brains for dessert! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

The rowdy boys of VGATWTOE are joined once again by our good friend Kay (@kayandskittles) to discuss the worlds biggest perverts: Military recruiters. Hope you enjoy! UwU George Bush did 9/11. Kay's Twitter: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Kay's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/kayandskittles Kay's Patreon: http://patreon.com/kayandskittles A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

The VGATWTOE Summer Spookathon is HERE! Dylan (@gruel_dylan) joins us to create a dark triumvirate of horror games discussion. We dig into the timeline of modern horror in games: tracing a line from Amnesia to P.T. as a new and purer twist on the genre. Along with this rise, came an even more fucked up kind of horror: scary Let's Plays. Outro music for this episode: Very Still (Moonlight) by Visitor Information (https://visitorinformation.bandcamp.com/). A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pineca

BUTTER IN BUCKLE DICKS! STRAP YOURSELF IN FOR THE MOST AMAZE-TITS EPISODE OF VGATWTOE YOUR LITTLE ROLLY POLLY TRASH PANDA RACCOON EARS HAVE EVER SQUELCHED! ZIPPITY FLORP, GUMPHA GOOOO, COPYRIGHT LAW! Anyway we make fun of Chuck Wendig for an hour while our friend Jack (@HendrixTrog) does dramatic readings of his very bad writing. Listen to him on Funtime Calls: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anchor-podcasts/fun-time-calls A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

The VGATWTOE boys interview with the developers of Tonight We Riot! We talk about how Mario is secretly ANTIFA, how to sneak your cop beating simulators onto the Switch and we answer questions from the fans. Enjoy! Tonight we Riot on Steam (Go buy it!): https://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/ On Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonightweriot Pixel Pushers Union: https://twitter.com/PPU512 MeansTV: https://twitter.com/Means_TV A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Strap in, scrotlords, VGATWTOE has bestirred itself to release another episode. Kropo (@KropotkinPetyr) joins us to confirm some stone cold facts about everyone's favorite microtransaction peddler, Activision Blizzard. We hear about shitty plastic toys, dead-eyed gamer zealots, and some saucy behind the scenes tidbits! Reese bores everyone by droning on about Final Fantasy 14 housing but saves the day with a new tale of a Nintendo prophet. Finally, a new VGATWTOE villain emerges! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://vi

Apocalypse warriors of the american wasteland! VGATWTOE has returned with esteemed guest Kay of Kay and skittles fame (@kayandskittles). Arise from your toilet paper fortresses and hear ye the word of VGATWTOE. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Contagion! The world burns, a modern pandemic emerges, and Bernie loses his lead in the democratic primary. Our Intrepid heroes Alton and Reese Find themselves looking down the barrel of a grim future, but our spirit will never be broken! Jokerfication to full power! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Yet again, we discuss video games earnestly against the desires of God and humanity. Because we've been paid off by enemy to planet earth, Bill Gates, this episode is Xbox PC Game Pass themed! We also hate half the crap we played yet we'll keep on doing it because we have a problem that we cannot solve called gaming. Games mentioned: Monster Hunter World, Human Fall Flat, Halo Reach, West of Loathing, Red Dead Redemption 2, Demon's Tilt, Punch Club, Minit A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Thank you to our announcer, Conqy! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find ou

Put on your laughing make-up, listeners, part two of our JOKER retrospective has arrived! Kay (@kayandskittles) continues to be in our thrilling conclusion discussing the movie that rocked the planet to its very foundation. In this episode, we break down the film's grand finale, recount the birdbrained hysteria surrounding the film, and discuss the movie's meaning and legacy. Reese refuses to shut up about his thoughts in theories. Alton lightens the mood with his sounds of Italy. Finally, Kay's just chillin' in this society; just being real as heck. Enjoy! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twit

Smiles are mandatory, friends, because there's a new movie episode! Doctor of Clown Studies, Kay (@kayandskittles), joins the VGATWTOE team to do the final autopsy on the hysteria-inducing film, JOKER. Along the way, Alton proves himself to be the truest Joker among us while Reese sets himself up for a canceling by speaking well of the movie. Also... we trash Star Wars. We're also pleased to give a special sneak preview from The Italian Buddhist. Namaste and listen! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videoga

Matt (@Normal_Matt) and Brianne (@BriAggressive) join us to delve into the rotten syrupy depths of the abyss! AKA: Mountain dew. We relive traumatic experiences we've had with this noxious beverage and slowly come to realize that this seemingly innocent disgusting drink may hide a terrible secret.... A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Once again we betray our fans by enjoying video games! Back again to answer the age old question, "Whatcha been playin, pal?" Alton and Reese return to discuss the interminably long or mercifully short electronic games they've been playing since the last time they recorded one of these! Games discussed: Persona 5 Neverwinter Nights Gauntlet: Dark Legacy Shrek 2 Ace of Seafood Ape Out A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

The least controversial podcast of all time invites the esteemed Conqy (@Conqy) on to talk Filmer Roberto, Joe Biden, game industry unions, and last but not least the Ant-Man himself! Enjoy! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-magz-3-33426045 A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co