Sinopsis
I'm just a Star Wars Fanatic with a dollar and a dream. Stand by for my musings on Star Wars, Sci fi and living in a place called "Shaolin".
Episodios
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S5:E2
21/02/2025 Duración: 01h11minIn this episode, back by "unpopular" demand, "The Phantom Menace"-Tariff Edition! Gabe understands older technologies, and learns the Optimus Price. Ashoka gets a new poster for a second season! A Coup by any other name is still a Coup. Snow White is really Sleepy. The Sith Librarian's night terrors...brought to you by NyQuil, the GIANT fucking "Q"! Why the Super Bowl didn't show Taylor Swift the love. How tariffs are the "real" Phantom Menance. And we pick apart some of the bones in Skeleton Crew. So, grab a duty-free chili cheese dog, a cool weißbier, and enjoy!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S5:E1
17/01/2025 Duración: 01h18minHappy New Year, Loyal Listeners! It's a New Year and a New Season, THE BIG 5! On today's episode, TikTok on trial...and a reminder that tax season is only four months away! It's a question of "questionable" Force. Blake Lively brings Deadpool level scandel to Disney. Count Orlock shows his Dracu-Dong! A trubute to Former President Jimmy Carter and how a child remembers the former President. The Daredevils in the details. In the Main Event, we Roll the Bones for Skeleton Crew! The Sith Librarian tries his hand at "What if..?" a second season of Skeleton Crew, and we explore the Goonies connection. So grab a glass of bubbly, toast in the New Year, and enjoy!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E8
25/09/2024 Duración: 01h07minOn todays episode, we delve into Fear and Loathing in the Adjudicator's toybox. We dedicate the episode to the tragic loss of James Earl Jones. We discuss how the more Disney tightens its grip, the more people hate bomb the newest Snow White trailer...hey, they broke a YouTube record! Gabe takes out the Riddler faster than Batman ever did. The Joys of being an 80's "Latch-Key Kid". The case of Jack versus the Giant. Hero, or serial killer? The Adjudicator crosses legal blades with Play-Doh. The Librarian passes on knowledge to the masses, and drops the hammer on Sherlock Holmes. And the answer to last episodes trivia question...Stephen Bayley was the English actor who played TK-421. He also played Vader's hands on the Tie Fighter control yoke during the Battle of Yavin. So grab yourself a tall frosty one, put on your favorite JEJ movie and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E7
19/07/2024 Duración: 01h25minIn today's episode, Frank takes a stand against Cancer. Fair warning that today is a "legalese extravaganza". We're going back to the "Wild West"....for 12 hours!! Return of the SW Holiday Special. The Librarian calls out Disney for Shit*ing the bed, again. Continuity be damed! The Main Event....Alec "pew pew" Baldwin. The Librarian calls the entire fiasco a cluster fuck of Biblical proportions! The words of Uncle Ben comes back to haunt the set of Rust, "With great power comes great responsibility." Admiral Scott uses chance to decide what to watch. There are some things that even the Librarian will only read once. So grab some friends and some Juicey Fruit and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E6
15/06/2024 Duración: 01h14minJeez! Five months, and we're BACK, baby!! Poe Law launches! We perform a DCEU/MCU In Memorium. The Adjudicator revists the old MCU. The Librarian appreciates the Prequels....really? We discuss seeing Star Wars through "new" eyes, Gabe's! Gabe gives an opinion of OT versus Prequels. The Librarian proposes an experiment. The Adjudicator shows he has a "certain set of skills". So grab a cold glass of milk, a stack of Double Stuff Oreos, and enjoy!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E5
19/01/2024 Duración: 01h19minIn today's episode, The Adjudicator hangs with a Soprano. The "double standard" of living la vida loca within the DCEU versus the MCU. The trial of Johnathan Majors, "The Kang is dead, Long Live the Kang!" Has Rey Palpatine been backburnered forever? She-Hulk...defeated by an unsustainable seasonal budget. Who ultimately lost more, Depp or Heard? Aquaman drowns in the theater. The echo chamber of Echo. What if...we reviewed the first episode of "What if...?" The eclipsing of Rebel Moon. Deconstructing "The Creator". So grab yourself some AI ale, a cybornetic crumpet and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E4
15/12/2023 Duración: 01h22minGreetings all, and Happy Holidays! In today's episode, The Adjudicator starts a new phase in his life. The numerous Star Wars shows on the horizon. The major problems Johnathan Majors has found himself in. Snow White gets down n dirty with the Brothers Grimm. The double standard of living La Vita Loca with Disney -vs DC. In the Main Event we FINALLY discuss our final thoughts on Mando Season 3, Andor, Tales of the Jedi, Visions 2 AND Ahsoka! Whoot! See the Redemption of Anakin (Christensen) under the watchful eye of Filoni. See Grand Admiral Thrawn fall victim to one of the classic blunders: Never get involved in a land war with Space Wizards! So grab a mug of mulled wine, an Ewok shaped suger cookie, and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E3
09/10/2023 Duración: 01h26minIn today's episode, The Adjudicator gets Blunty with Bud Bundy...AND Cheech Marin! Can the Librarian truly be thankful for a Thanksgiving furlough? Has Snow White been put to sleep...permanently? Ahsoka, through Episode 4! Through the eyes of the eyes of the Librarian! Some subtle and not so subtle differences between animated Ahsoka and Sabine and their real life alter egos. The Librarian thinks that some Ahsoka prelude was needed...The Admiral thinks that the Librarian is reading too much into the show. As Sabine moves through her training we see the Revenge of the Midichlorians! So grab a pot of herbal tea, a plate of arrowroot cookies, and enjoy!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E2
03/08/2023 Duración: 01h29minIn today's episode, Gabe breaks the internet (Good going Adjudicator). What does it take to scare the Sith Librarian? The slow, agonizing death of cursive and Roman numerals. The Adjudicator wishes all the baby attorneys good luck on the Bar. Has Kevin Feige been told to go to jail and not pass go? Where in the World is Kathleen Kennedy? And, in the Main Event, we discuss the SAG-AFRA strikes: The future of theater release -vs. streaming What will AI contracts consist of? The uploading of the "Beautiful People". The films that won't be coming out anytime soon. Does anyone want to see a new film with Audre Hepburn? Wayne Wayne? Pee-Wee? So put on your VR googles, grab a virtual Mai-Tai and enjoy!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions
23/06/2023 Duración: 01h24minWelcome back, it's Season 4! In today's episode, we discuss Star Wars rumors, passings, and the Uni-Bomber. We posit the ideas for better DC films...and question the continued existence of Ezra Miller. How did Disney manage to create a $5,000 cocktail, which in reality should be a $5 shot of "Camel Piss". Is George looking to make a steal by buying back the corpse of Lucasfilm? A "new" Beatles album with an AI generated John Lennon. Now all we need is an AI George Harrison to quit the band again and it will be perfect. In the "Main Event", the Sith Adjudicator takes us all on a tour in the Land of Legalese. He suggests some new tracks and takes us on a ride through the two-tiered Justice system in the United States. So, grab yourself some popcorn and a pack of Red Vines, it's Showtime!
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: Season 3 Finale
24/02/2023 Duración: 01h09minHello, and welcome to our Season Finale! It's been a wild couple of years, but we gotta take a break so Admiral "Scott" Ackbar can bring home the bacon during tax season. In the Season Finale, we discuss Wakanda Forever and the wonderful tribute to Chadwick Boseman. How X-Men break the Universe, again! Some of the issues that Aquaman, Namor, and Ocean Master might face by "destroying the surface dwellers". Does T'Challa need a constant supply of Heart Shaped Herb, and isn't it available at Vitamin Shoppe? Wakanda markets Namor fish sandwiches? The MCU ushers in new characters, but will this cause issues in Quantumania? Grab a boozy milkshake at the Alamo Drafthouse, an unlimited bowl of popcorn and enjoy the Season 3 Finale! **Intercepted Imperial Transmissions WILL Return**
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E55
10/01/2023 Duración: 01h22minIn today's episode, are Dick Clark and Nicolas Cage vampires? What did Jeremy Renner do with a Snow Cat, and how bad was it? We discuss our thoughts about the new season of Star Wars: Bad Batch. We take a moment to discuss the childhood movies of Quentin Tarrantino and the Sith Librarian. What "IS" film, and is film only an alternate version of streaming? The question is raised of whether it's "Bitcoin", or "Halfwit-Coin", and what is the status of the Imperial economy. A lively discussion over the "Inceptionization" of the DCEU, and the truth of trailers. So, grab a mug of smoking bishop, a mutton sandwich, and a piece of holiday pudding and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E54
09/12/2022 Duración: 01h12minIn today's episode, the sexiness of Pat Benatar and her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The boys start watching Andor....more coming in upcoming episodes. In the Main Event, Tales of the Jedi. Six animated stories revolving around Asoka and Count Dooku. Did ToTJ look to the past in order to create a more continuity friendly timeline? Our old friend, Karen, provides some much needed knowledge. The Charasmatic Trio posulate the possibility of a Dooku series. And we close with a lively discussion on whether villians get equal screentime when it comes to stand alone movies and TV series. So grab a tequila sunrise, a bag of pork rinds and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E53
11/11/2022 Duración: 01h08minIn today's episode, the inevitable passing up of holidays and leaping to Christmas. The Librarian drops some knowledge, and Bruce Wayne is slumming it in Shaolin. Believe it, or not, we don't have any Star Wars to discuss....SOME people haven't caught up with Andor. :) We pass on some closing opinions on She-Hulk...did K.E.V.I.N. sink its own ship? Wait, I was mstaken, we discuss how Andor's reviews seem to show the series is doing poorly. The Librarian's work peeps get mentioned on a old TV show....you like us, you really like us! The Librarian passes on a theory and Kathleen Kennedy is asked by Disney to stop announcing Star Wars projects BEFORE they get the green light. So, grab some Shaolin Mac n' Cheese, a cold Weißbier and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E52
04/09/2022 Duración: 01h23minOn today's episode, we discuss a famous "Green" character. Frank shows us his briefs...his legal briefs, and provides some music trivia. Fear and Loathing on Sesame Street. The Librarian REALLY doesn't know his modern music. In the Main Event, we take She-Hulk: Attorney at Law to court, what will the verdict be? Finally, are the Charasmatic Trio influencers? So grab a neat scotch, some cocktail peanuts and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E51
19/08/2022 Duración: 01h15minIn today's episode, Frank talks Law School Alumni...hint, it's Judge Judy. WTF is wrong with the DC? Batgirl Cancelled? A multiverse in peril? The Librarian tells DC to not try to take on Neil Gaiman....although he loves their optimism...films scheduled into 2025 and beyond? Brilliant! The MCU releases their Phase 5 lineup, and the Librarian is equally impressed with their optomistic appraisal of the world stage. So, grab some suds, a bowl of cocktail peanuts, and an empty barstool and enjoy.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E50
08/07/2022 Duración: 01h08minOn today's episode, we reminisce about Mission Impossible. Andor gets a release date of 8/31/2022, watch for the surprise return of K2-S0. The Disney Mouse plays Issac the bartender on the new "Disney Wish" KENOBI!! The Sith Librarian has a new Star Wars philosophy, and we suspend our disbelief during the Star Wars Magic Carpet rides. So, fill a jelly jar with your favorite cognac, fire up the BBQ for some Kobe burgers, and enjoy the summer festivities.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E49
17/06/2022 Duración: 01h34minToday we go a little long...when the boys discuss The Boys, things get whacky! In today's episode, Ezra Miller pulls a Richard Kimble or: What do you do with a groomer co-star? Joby Harold brings his Karmic justice to the DC Universe. And, in the Main Event, we look at the first three episodes of "The Boys"! We joke at how they poke fun of popular super hero culture, and how a charcter from Season 2 makes a comeback and lends a hand. So, grab a frosty glass of Weißbier, a pretzel, and come along for the ride.
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E48
10/06/2022 Duración: 01h06minIn today's episode, the Adjudicator makes a new friend. Thoughts on ambush interviewing Kathleen Kennedy. We talk about the new "He-Man" series, and question whether Teela, Mistress of the Universe will be there. And, in the main event, imagine if a writer, who's apparently never seen Star Wars or understands the mythology of the characters, is given the responsibility of being the head writer for "Kenobi". You don't need to imagine, cause that's what they did. Listen as we describe a writer who thought it would be a novel surprise to tell Kenobi that Anakin was still alive! What, you say, water is wet and the sun rises in the east!!! I never knew that! Finally we queston that, with these blazing errors in continuity, omniscient characters, prop issues, and just "are you kidding me?" moments, we look at the number of people on the crew, both behind camera, in front of the camera, and in the wings and ask, "What did they know, and when did they know it?" How could Ewan McGregor, who was in the film where h
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Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E47
03/06/2022 Duración: 01h21minIn today's episode, A little ditty 'bout John & Amber Two American kids slinging acusations in the courtroom John, he's gonna try to salvage his career Amber's gonna drop a deuce next to his ear. Hello There! Kenobi's in da house! Welcome to the "Little Leia and Ben Show" The Adjudicator remnds everyone that "DC Sucks"...now an ITT soundbyte! The Librarian points our the myrid of problems that Disney has created in the fabric of Star Wars space/time. Reva, the All-Powerful, All-Knowing...soon to find herself on the receiving end of Vader's razor-sharp wit...and lightsaber. And, a possible Clone Wars cameo! So, hail down Teeka the jawa, buy your last flask of Juri juice and enjoy!