Two Dry Guys

Nate and Justin enjoy a foghorn cocktail and drinking gin to stave off malaria. They discuss prisoner swaps, cabbies, and the furniture war taking place on 57th street between the French and the Germans. 

The Two Dry Guys drink a Corduroy cocktail and talk Turkey, Taxes, and urinals. 

Two Dry Guys welcome friend of the show @growupjoe to talk about fall cocktails, the Tardy UAP Report, working in a warehouse, and the giving of thanks. 

Nate and Justin discuss the NYC Marathon, juicing, turkey neck, daylight savings time, too much meat, and how to order amongst your betters. 

Nate and Justin reconnect after a long break due to Oktoberfest related complications. Justin talks all about his trip to Oktoberfest and Nate insults his family members and gets a little too dry for this podcast when he talks about the New York Film Festival. 

Nate brings a Whiskey for once! It is from the Kings County Distillery and it is delicious. Justin and Nate discuss the farm distillers licenses, the Pope's chair, acceptable pizza toppings, waking up at 5AM for solitude, Headspace, and racing China back to the moon. This Week in Furniture - The Lay-Z-Boy.  

This episode of Summer of Whiskey is coming to you after a long hiatus. Nate and Justin drink Nikka Coffey Whiskey and discuss New Jersey's approach to recreational marijuana, Oktoberfest, and how stupid they are when it comes to the economy. Nate brings back ABC's of the ROC and This Week in Furniture the Two Dry Guys discuss the Wet Massage Table. 

Justin and Nate try Kavalan Taiwanese Whisky, it is so delicious they decide to continue their support for all things Taiwan. They also discuss The Boss Act, job interview questions, and NYC deli salads. Stay tuned until the end for the ABCs of the R-O-C and This Week in Furniture.  

The Two Dry Guys try Stranahan's Single Malt Whiskey from Colorado and are blown away by how good it is. Justin discusses feeling disdain from the youth. Nate talks about his trip to Florida, Seat 27F, creeping out children in the airport, and dining at an Orlando Hooters. The Dry Guys also talk about Braai Masters and Uncoupled.  Tune in for the ABC's of the R-O-C, Scam Wham Kablam!, and This Week in Furniture.  

Justin brings in a bottle of Redbreast 12 Year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey and discusses Irish Whiskey. Nate discusses his new "conflict resolution" method for resolving disputes at work. The guys also discuss the dust up in Taiwan over Pelosi's visit, finding a sandwich in NYC for under $10, tipping culture, and a new "Scam, Wham, Kablam!" involving tax scams by churches and religious organizations. This Week in Furniture is the "Bent Nail Cabinet". 

Justin brought The Balvenie double wood and Nate comes through with another "Scam, Wham, Kablam" in his continued efforts to anger the illuminati. Another Two Dry Guys for the ages. 

This week the two dry guys discuss Rye Whiskey and taste Templeton Rye a/k/a Iowa's Good Stuff. They discuss Congresses big perv problem, "SCAM WHAM KABLAM" and Nate's hatred/admiration for the rich, the bounds of dipping food into beverages, and water rights. This Week in Furniture - the electric chair!

The Two Dry Guys give Hudson Whiskey a shot and have differing opinions. Nate discusses getting ready for a 5k, being too fat to ride a jetski with his lady, and trying to determine what drugs do to poo. Justin talks about officiating a wedding, AirBnb's, and constipation at home. Thank your bullies. For This Week in Furniture Nate talks about airplane seats on Emirates. 

Nate and Justin sit down for the first episode of Summer of Whiskey to try Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey. They discuss stoned sperm, "Death in Paradise", "Love on the Spectrum", coffee grinders, new collar workers, out of control tipping and recycling faux pas. This Week in Furniture harkens back to the Gilded Age. 

Nate and Justin sit down with friend of the show Joe Nami @growupjoe and comedian Mike Earley @earley_mike to taste Topo Chico, talk young love, alcoholism, and old timey jokes. Nate talks about too much furniture in This Week in Furniture and doesn't understand the big book of jewish humor. 

Nate and Justin record from Nate's cubicle to discuss bag tags, Shen Yun, publicly supporting Taiwan, and Nate's night at the theatre. This Week in Furniture is a Float Lab tank. 

Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical therarpy, the medical professions complete lack of respect for your time, and text chains. The Two Dry Guys also review never before reviewed sparkling mineral waters, introduce a new segment about television shows, and revisit fan favorite "This Week in Furniture"  with the Doctor Johnson Tennis Umpire Chair.  

Nate and Justin met up for an impromptu podcast from the bar Sweet Annie's NYC for this Friday Night Special #1. They talk about knee surgery, Nate's so called novel, kids birthday parties, and the term sober curious. The sound may not be the best and that is what makes it special. 

Justin and Nate are joined by comedian and filmmaker Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy to discuss Sneaker collecting, sneakers as fashion, rationalizing expensive shoe purchases, and sneakerhead lingo. Justin makes the Paper Plane Cocktail - equal parts Aperol, Bourbon, Lemon Juice, and Amaro Nonino. Nate talks about selling out and the legend of Trevor Gove before ruining This Week in Furniture. Shoutout to the Bloomberg Terminal. 

Nate and Justin sit down with OG guest Joe Nami @growupjoe to discuss UFOs. Nate tries and fails to introduce a new segment involving an Almanac and recovers with a big hit in "This Week in Furniture". Justin brings in a couple bottles of sparkling mineral water for a taste test and then pairs that with Amaro Nonino for the cocktail this week.