Tony Martins Sizzletown

The voters are undecided, Lorna Palethorpe is unclear, Peregrine Haste is unable to comment, and Tony gets a guilt trip from his chiropractor. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dion has invented a new game, The Pikelet Man can’t be fooled, Tony visits the ‘living theatre’, and Matt is forced to use the Dump Button. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Cratog Carabasirica is unimpressed with our electoral candidates, Shane [REDACTED] is being used to train Chinese AI, Bryan Lyons is back at the ‘office’, and there’s another live footy call. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Normal SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is an ‘unplugged’ episode, where Tony answers all your questions with the aid of footage and diagrams. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN – it’s another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1987, playing an old sketch, and recalling the time he foolishly attempted to talk about sport. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2024 season finale, with Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, The Pikelet Man, The Hater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Ronnie Bung, Crackers & the Tugboat and…Bob Dylan? Plus, as tradition demands, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and more songs than would seem necessary.  Support the Show | Merch Store | Official Website

Barry Football apologises for his behaviour on ‘Wacky Wednesday’, Shane [REDACTED] doesn’t trust electric cars, and William Fine-Mist explains all those credit card surcharges. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dion has a new movie idea, The Pikelet Man has ‘done an incursion’, Tony has gone reboot mad, and for the first time, there’s a live footy call! Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Lorna Palethorpe has reason to complain, Cratog Carabasirica has been racially profiled, William Fine-Mist has another unhelpful explanation, and David Lynch has no plans to retire. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Barry Football apologises for his offensive tattoos, Colin Holcroft addresses erotic asphyxiation, and someone from the Reserve Bank explains why your interest rates are so high.   Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dave Clacton has been raided by the ‘PC Police’, Niles Nyquist has downsized, Tony gets advice on how to evict possums, and there’s news of a deadly mispronunciation. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dion takes to the skies, The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat in ‘Ripley’, someone has finally untangled ‘Tenet’, and there’s another shambolic quiz. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Shane [REDACTED] exposes the latest ‘Black Swan Event’, Barry Football addresses that ‘homophobic slur’, and Matt has previously unseen footage from the making of ‘We Are The World’.  Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Sir Ian McKellen and the late Truman Capote have plenty to say, The Hater is back way too soon, and Tony foolishly attempts to call Centrelink. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Barry Football has an explanation, The Pikelet Man has Dog’s measure, Reg Tankwater has a new vendetta, and Dave Clacton has a new room. Plus, the most famous man in Humpty Doo! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Another year of often incoherent talkback kicks off with Dion, Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and Jason Statham. Plus we preview a new Zack Snyder project.

WARNING: Actual SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1986, playing an old sketch, and reading his story ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. Plus Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and as always, too many songs!

The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dave Clacton addresses current comedy controversies, Lorna Palethorpe has more examples of ‘shrinkflation’, Peter Meager is working for a robot, and a particularly angry caller is destroying all his John Farnham albums. Vote for SIZZLETOWN in the Australian Podcast Awards Listeners' Choice Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website