Worst Collection Ever

You all know Wasp. She’s basically the Batman of high fashion. But when you sit down think about her and everything she’s been through, there’s some real Cronenberg type body horror going on here.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

SUCH A BIG MAN! WHY DON’T YOU GO GET A PACK OF GUM - I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT.Big Man is long-dead(ish) Spider-Man villain that in some ways served as a terrible bodyguard for J. Jonah Jameson, seeing that the Big Man is dead and all. But he did try to take over the NYC mob with a padded suit and lifts in his boots so you can’t count out his ambition. My man here though certainly missed out on a career in true crime podcasting though.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Not sure if you knew this but as of 1986-ish, Mysterio was in jail like FIVE TIMES and somehow keeps walking the streets. In this ep, we learn about his humble beginnings as a stuntman that just wanted to kill a superhero to his storied career of crime, teaming with other bulbous helmeted villains such as the Wizard. Also, we have yet another connection to Uncle Ben’s secret money!Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

As it turns out, despite the contrary that I express in this episode, “Lemuel” is a somewhat common name, especially amongst doctors. That’s one thing this Namor villain had going for him before he died (but he got better because of starfish). But our man Lemuel here has a thing for genetic engineering and marine biology, much like an evil George Costanza.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Is it Jean Grey? Is it Rachel Summers? IS IT BOTH? Join us for deep dive into the Phoenix and the human meat sacks its possessed over the years. We finally get closure about Rachel’s facial scars plus we find a way to correlate the Phoenix Force to fraternity rituals and beef liver. Its all here!Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Join Shawn for a new ROHOTMU as we learn about one of the Elders of the Universe — The Contemplator! If we’re being perfectly honest here, there’s not much to go on in this entry as this dude is just content to sit around and, well, contemplate. He is lying about his weight though and believe it or not but the Contemplator is deceptively strong. Must be that Iron Sheik-esque power gut.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Our stuff is all apart on our end so its another ROHOTMU this week and probably for a few weeks. Hope you guys are digging these.This time around, we catch up with Marvel’s most famous dead uncle, Ben Parker, as we find out the convoluted reason why he was REALLY killed and uncover Ben Parker’s previous career as a damn dirty snitch!Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.comhttp://bit.ly/wcepod

ROHOTMU makes an unexpected return this week as we embrace the hirsute greatness that is Jack Russell aka Werewolf By Night. Let’s go on a journey and learn about his affiliation to a Henry Winkler movie, cultists after his blood and Werewolf’s standing among the Hairy Men of Los Angeles.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Superman #282 (1974)In this predictably insane Bronze Age tale, Superman gets young via a Lex Luthor ray and starts doing improv with Perry White. He then goes on an acid trip and imagines Lex Luger’s face in the sky challenging him to a fight. In the ensuing battle, Superman gets ultra dense and burrows down into the earth with Lex, having a nice swim in some lava. Later, Supes tells Supergirl the story of an idiot scientist that turned himself immortal via smelly space rhinos.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.comhttp://bit.ly/wcepod

ROHOTMU stands for Random Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe. This will be an occasional entry into our podcast lore where I (Shawn) open up to a random page of said OHOTMU and discuss the character that I see. Maybe its someone cool, maybe it’s someone lame - who knows. All we can say is that the Grandmaster is the first one and he can never really die. Learn about your boy on this week’s episode!Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Phantom Stranger [Vol 2] #37 (1975)A hapless cabbie is forced by an escaping crook to run over Phantom Stranger and his skinny legs. When that goes awry, the poor lady gets shot, forcing her loud husband to take an unethical gig faking a sarcophagus. When THAT goes awry, the husband and Phantom Stranger have to walk the plank into a boiling vat of Gatorade. Thankfully, the dude becomes a mad mummy and starts press-slamming villains like Butch Reed. (RIP Butch Reed)Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

X-Men: Curse of the Man-Thing #1 (2021)A disturbed woman has performed Sub-Zero’s finisher on Man-Thing and is currently living his body, WEEKEND AT BERNIE’s style. Flammable spores have infiltrated the globe’s metropolitan areas, immolating jabroni citizens and generally being gross to look at. Over in Krakoa, Mister Sinister and his mutant friends sit around deciding if humans are worth the hassle (we’re not) while Ted Sallis fights for the right to party in the dreaded Dreadscape (not to be confused with DREAMSCAPE starring Dennis Quaid).Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

X-Man #20 (1996)X-MAN is about Nate, who looks like a Chad and has some serious telepathic / telekinetic powers. He’s probably related to Cyclops or Cable somehow but hell if we know what’s going on there. In this issue, he squares off against Abomination and some stereotypically New York sewer mutants over the safety of Threnody, a young careless mutant who stole Nate’s jacket.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

The Outsiders [vol 2] #0 (1994)Post Zero Hour, when everything’s all screwed up, Eradicator assumes leadership of the Outsiders team in LA. Halo embarrasses herself in front of the youth at the Beverly Center while Looker has a blood smoothie by the pool. Then they all head out of Central America somewhere to confront a white-haired Penn Jillette over the production of violence-fueled “hyper guns.” Eventually, they hook up with Felix Faust’s son and implode a warehouse in Las Vegas.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Marvel Spotlight #14 (1974)Daimon Hellstrom returns home from a wild night of being a demon offspring to scare the hell out of his milkman. He gets a call to come to St. Louis to check out a local college’s communications building that has being haunted by ice demons living in the walls and messing with the college radio station playlists. This has been confirmed by the totally teetotaling janitor and some hippies who got hit in the face with their textbooks. Hellstorm then gets his ass kicked and forced to live in David Boreanaz's house.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Blackwulf #1 (1994)This week, we delve into some random 90s excess with Blackwulf, Marvel’s attempt to get the Deviants over for a spell. Blackwulf ends up being two dudes - the rebellious Plops and the future monkey man Lucian. One guy’s got a glowing sword, the other has a glowing stick but neither has any charisma. At least there’s the potential for Blackwulf crew member Mammoth and his mini-series.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Justice League International [vol 2] #53 (1993)In this week's book, Crimson Fox reunites with her previously dead husband because she can’t get enough of his kleptomaniac stroke. Metamorpho’s all torn up about it so he dresses like Robert Stack in UNSOLVED MYSTERIES and terrorizes cabbies throughout Paris. On the beach, Elongated Man and Tasmanian Devil dig up an alien statue named Godfrey.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Because there weren’t enough hot takes out on the internet, Jen and Shawn drop their thoughts on the Zack Snyder cut of JUSTICE LEAGUE (2017). There’s some good, some bad but if there’s one silver lining in all of this, its the introduction of DC’s newest cinematic sensation, Slappy the Angry Sketch Artist!Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

Suicide Squad [vol 7] #1 (2021)The current comic cavalcade continues as we check out what’s going on with DC and the Infinite Frontier. Turns out - more of the same with an incredibly handsome Rick Flagg facing off against badass Amanda Waller. We also got John Cena the Peacemaker breaking into Arkham with a few jobbers including Film Freak, a film school flunky with no apparent powers outside of maybe channeling Robert De Niro kicks from GOODFELLAS.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com

King In Black: Thunderbolts #1 (2021)Look at us….covering a comic in the current decade!The world - and specifically New York City - is covered in alien goo so Mayor Kingpin is like “I’ll do a Suicide Squad thing but even more corrupt.” So he grabs Taskmaster, Mister Fear and a few other jabronis and has them go find Norman Osborn and his weird hair to help them. We bear witness to goo dragon fights, some beheadings and a few witty comments along the way.Continue the conversation with Shawn and Jen on Twitter @angryheroshawn and @JenStansfield and email the show at worstcollectionever@gmail.com