Late To The Table

In their most meandering episode to date, the guys check up on the 2003 Tim Burton movie Big Fish while doing push ups and time traveling. For real.

In honor of Martin Luther King day the guys accidentally watch a movie with no black people. Whoops! Let’s talk about history’s 37th best Martin: Martin Scorsese. Does his 1991 remake hold up? Can he do no wrong? Can he do all wrong? Find out!

In accordance with the prophecy scrawled on an ancient Sumerian tablet, the guys continue to work their way through the Fast and the Furious franchise. 5 down! Only a hypothetical infinite more to go!

Happy 2019 babies! The gang checks in on a forgotten chapter of the MCU to see if it hold up. They discover THINGS about CHARACTERS in PLACE. Check it!

Mike and Rich look back on the hollowed out husk that was 2018 and question everything they hold dear.

Happy Holidays loser!  Is the late posting due to Mike forgetting it was Monday or due to holiday preoccupations?  The world may never know!  Blah blah blah does Jingle All The Way hold up blah blah?  Arnold Schwarzenegger blah blah?

Tis the movie season to be joy and joyous! Santa’s two worst elves check in on the muppet holiday classic to see if it holds up. Can man be redeemed? Is Rizzo ok? Does that nazgul need the atkins diet? FIND OUT FRIENDS!

The Late To The Table boys are grump grumpasauroses and grit their teeth through a magical animated masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli.

America’s most traditionally attractive podcasters check in to see if the 1990 Christmas classic holds up.

Two intrepid dorks close out Neovember with a palette cleansing viewing of John Wick.

The guys descend into the very pits of hell to see if The Matrix trilogy holds up. Topics include Blues Clues, Cloud Atlas, Jack Black, and more Blues Clues.

The guys take their time and pull off a competent episode this week. Who saw that coming? Is The Matrix Reloaded as bad as you remember or is there something worth saving among the dregs of humanity?

It’s Neovember! Mike and Rich are willing to do “What it take” to find out of the matrix trilogy holds up! Week one: The Matrix! Marvel as two men drag their feet and do bits only to run out of time at the end of the episode, whoopsie!

The guys close out their October spook-tacular by watching Clive Barker’s Hellraiser, starring your Aunt Kathy and a bunch of jabronies.

The dudes watch a ridiculous movie masquerading as a film with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Rich is hung over from a Halloween party, Mike has to carry the show MORE THAN NORMAL! The spook-tacular continues with Sam Raimi’s cult classic, Evil Dead II. Does it hold up? How do you survive the legal ramifications of a horror movie? GET INTO IT BABIES.

The guys kick of their annual spook-tacular! Maybe watching a movie called “The Purge” on Indigenous Peoples/Columbus day is a little too on the nose. Topics include: Home Alone, death robots, Earthbound, and a bunch of other bullshit.

Who will die in the stunning conclusion to last week’s episode? Will it be the most obvious characters? I mean yeah, what do you want? Talk about fairy tales? Gummi Bears? Get ready idiots, here it comes!

Episode 200! One of the best musicals of all time! Topics include gross things that you’re embarrassed to type.

On the eve of their 200th episode, the boys watch the sports classic, The Sandlot. Does it hold up 25 years later? Why is there always a fat kid in these movies? How can we get to outer space? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED.