Late To The Table

What is Late to the Table? To me, it’s a podcast that is both created and uploaded in a state of exhaustion. Jeez. Predator 2. What do you want? Did you think it would be good? Do you think it holds up? You can listen to the whole episode OR USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. God. I mean a team of people made this. Possibly some of them had good intentions. I don’t know.

It’s Sequel's Month! Get into it babies! Listen to America’s favorite consultants come up with profitable new business ideas! Can it be both racist AND profitable? Did Mike discover his life‘s purpose? Find out now!

The table boys analyze the good, the bad, and the ugly from The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. Emphasis on the anal.

The table boys celebrate a milestone episode with racism and nit picking. Aw yeah!

This is a podcast description. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Does the 1990 Garry Marshall movie Pretty Woman hold up? Does Iron Man have too much time on his hands? How much John Stamos is too much John Stamos? Find out!

Two special boys try to deliver a funny and insightful podcast but end up accidentally pooping in your mail box. Psycho. Hitchcock. Get into it.

Two handsome gentlemen delve into the depths of the 80’s classic, Rocky III. Does it hold up? Is Mr. T silly? When will Rocky and Apollo Creed just kiss already? Would it hurt to have carrots jabbed in your eyes? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED!

The gang checks out Tim Burton’s 1988 classic Beetlejuice to see if it hold up. Topics include ancillary ninja turtle characters, super powered golden retrievers, and ghost administrations. Get into it babies!

America’s two foremost cultural experts talk about Sister Act like they know somethin’ about somethin’ but really don’t know nothing ‘bout shit. Are curses real? How was Black Panther? Does god exist? FIND OUT NOW.

Two idiots are stuck in the same cycle where they watch classic movies every week. Does Groundhog Day Hold up? What’s with Bill Murray and his charged relationship with small woodland creatures? Can the guys not talk about birds having sex for one week? Find out NOW.

Did you guys know Rich uploaded this episode at 2:13 in the morning. Holy shit. The things we do four your people. The guys watch IMDB top 250 darling Old Boy and are straight up flabbergasted.

The guys take the time to watch the first second Spider-Man for a third time. What? Jesus. Look, does Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 hold up? That’s what we’re asking here. We saw it and liked it in the early 2000s, how do we feel almost FIFTEEN YEARS LATER. Find out now (or whenever you listen to it, we al have busy schedules)!

In this prequel to Kevin Costner’s Water World, Mike and Rich explore the nature of friendship and how much they actually like each other. Download now to hear America’s number one elf enslavement podcast!

Two men are backed into a corner and forced to watch the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Commando. They get more and less than the bargained for.

Two men in their early-thirties have the time of their lives talking about one movie from the mid-eighties.

Happy 2018 babies! The guys check in on a classic movie they HAVE watched to see if it still holds up. They also discover the root of misogyny, take shots at Orlando Bloom, and come up with a whip ass business idea. It’s high seas fun…one might say!

The Late To The Table crew makes it through another 365 days having learned nothing. They managed to ignore all personal growth and professional problems to bring you their top and bottom 5 movies of the year. If we DID learn anything from 2017 its this: don’t give anyone a bottom five. That’s a butt slap. You know what the sexiest thing in the world is? Consent. Yeaaaah baby show me some of that sweet, sweet consent!

Lethal Weapon is KIND OF a Christmas movie! Late To The Table is KIND OF entertaining! Does Lethal Weapon hold up? Who cares! I’m getting too old for this shit.

THERE ARE SPOILERS! SO MANY SPOILERS. ALL OF THE SPOILERS. Everyone else in America watched The Last Jedi and so did Late To The Table. You’ve heard what the critics have said, you’ve heard what the fan boys have said, now hear what two OTHER straight white males think! It’s the outsider perspective YOU NEVER SAW COMING!!!!!!

The guys make the podcast equivalent of the actual Titanic: too big, too long, and an unmitigated disaster. After avoiding it for 20 years does James Cameron’s Titanic hold up? Is it difficult to keep focus during a three hour movie? How off track can two men get? Find out over the course of an unreasonable amount of time! In the time it takes you to listen to this episode you could get a certification in first aid…or cook a roast…..Jesus.