Late To The Table

Mike and Rich venture beneath the planet of the apes and unsurprisingly discover something involving boners.  Sorry.

Al Pacino Movie Month is over! We did it! Serpico baby! Get ready for some hard hitting analysis with no tom foolery whatsoever.   *Business time owned by Flight of the Conchords, Mega Man is owned by Capcom…that Mega Man thing isn’t relevant to the episode, I just thought you might care. 

America’s foremost movie experts somehow encounter the topics of cannibalism, dinosaurs, and time travel while reviewing The Godfather.  PART 2 BABY!

Sexy movies experts Mike McKellis and Rich Arlock watch one of the greatest films of all time and still manage to talk about butts.   Al Pacino Movie Month* continues! (Part one babies!) *not actually a month

In which the guys play the game of kings “Dick Tracy Villain OR Rapper” and Mike quietly questions his 10 year friendship with Rich.

Does the Don Bluth animated classic hold up?  Do the guys finally become successful business men with their idea for double philly cheese steaks?  Hide your kids, hide your wife, it’s Late To The Table episode 133 baby!

The guys watch another classic 80s movie and start beef with the entire DC universe.

The guys question their sanity and netflix’s decision to reboot The Dark Crystal.  A beloved fantasy movie from the 80s or an act of emotional terrorism.  I mean probably somewhere in the middle, have you seen this thing? 

In an effort to continue watching movies where children are wantonly endangered the guys watch the 2015 movie Room.  It’s that thing we do sometimes where we watch a movie that’s critically acclaimed and you know…good.  Get shocked yo!

America’s two greatest entrepreneurs completely ignore the 1999 classic The Boondock Saints to finally strike it rich.

Mike and Rich have some mild fun with the highest grossing movie of 1987.  What happens when Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson have to raise a baby?  What happens when Mr. Spock directs it? Why do we always pose questions in these descriptions?  Is there a god?  FIND OUT NOW NOW NOW.

As time runs out to stop the atomic space-cat two intrepid heroes risk it all to see if Batman Returns holds up.  Has too much time passed for this classic?  You can’t spell time without Tim Burton!  More like…TIME BURTON.  I can’t think of a Michael Keaton pun, it’s late. 

Rich puts on his Fast and Furious apologist hat while Mile slides into his cynical jerk pants to determine why people love this franchise.  They do love it.  Really hard.  People love these movies.   But not this one.  Why?  FIND OUT NOW BABIES.

The gang finally reach 125 episodes and check in to see if the greatest musical of all time holds up.  Singin’ In The Rain is a movie of spectacle and grandeur.  Late To the Table is a podcast mostly about dicks.  The unstoppable force meets the moveable object.  Late To The Table being very movable.  Let’s go babies!

Mike and Rich impress the world with another perfect podcast episode and their knowledge of dicks.  Not Christian Bale.  Actual penises.  I respect Christian Bale, he’s an artist.  American Psycho is art.  Bloody, fucky, violent art….with Willem Dafoe.

America’s sexiest podcasters check out the John Hughes classic The Breakfast Club.  Does it hold up?  Is it ok to bring guns to school?  How is Judd Nelson so sexy?  Why are 80s movies so rapey?  Can anyone stop the breakfast mafia?  YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT.  IT’S A GOOD ONE.  LISTEN UP BABIES!

How is this movie not called Rambo?  They guys delve into the 80s action-classic and are surprised to find a tender heart underneath all the muscles.  They’re also surprised by how much they talk about dicks.  Jesus.  It’s like we were going for a world record or something.

The real twist in this M. Night Shyamalan movie is that it’s not a horrific piece of garbage.  It’s pretty good!  Hear me out!  Who doesn’t love Bruce Willis? Demi Moore I guess…and Kevin Smith…and…others.  Listen it’s better than you think.  Sam Jackson is in it!

America’s premier 3 man hip hop group talk about everything except the 1993 classic The Fugitive.  

Two idiots lose another episode of their weekly podcast and are forced to record and episode of inferior quality.   It’s still Monday!  It’s not late!  Suck it world!  2 Fast 2 Furious for you….listeners….yeah…deal with that….I guess?