Late To The Table

The gang endures both a global pandemic and a mid 90s family movie.  Does Jumanji hold up?  Do CGI monkeys poop in the woods?  Are all board games covered in butter?  Find out now.     Tune in next week when we’re in for the Gyllenhaul and watch Nightcrawler!  

The guys turn in another strange pandemic episode and travel to Matt Damon’s sacred realm.   Tune in next week for Jumanji! Late To The Table babies!  

You ever wake up in the morning and forget you have a podcast and neglect to upload it?  Listen it happens to the best of us.  I blame the pandemic!  Can you believe this shit is episode 275?  Crazy! Does Furious 7 hold up?  How much rock could The Rock rock if The Rock could rock rock? FIND OUT BABIES!  

Didja miss us last week babies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     It’s the first ever remote episode of Late To The Table!  Thanks Coronavirus!  The gang watch the 1989 classic When Harry Met Sally and try to figure out if it holds up, if ANY rom coms are good, and if they’re able to be as unpleasant in separate locations.  Turns out we are!  Whoopee!   

Didja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     The guys enjoy each other’s company one last time and turn in a weird episode on the eve of their Corona isolation.  Topics include everything but mostly The Munsters.  

Didja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     The guys turn in a classic Late To The Table Episode by examining a 90s classic.  Does The Usual Suspects hold up?  How problematic is the creative team? Who needs some good ideas for TV shows?  GET THEM HERE.  DO IT.   

Didja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your good, good audio shows.   Austin Powers can’t possibly hold up, can it? Can the guys turn in an episode that is inexplicable long?  Is Austin Powers problematic or self aware?  FIND OUT NOW you crazy diamond, you!  

Welcome to part two of our Great Escape episode.  Emphasis on two.  Like the number two.  Like a number two.  Like poop.  Like how one of the hosts of Late To The Table almost pooped his pants during recording.  Who could it be? Was it Mike?  No...no probably not.  Probably the other guy.     Next episode in two weeks!  We’re going bi-weekly since our other podcast, Late To The Table Top, has launched and airs on our off weeks.  Check it out wherever fine podcasts are consumed.   

We take a break from your regularly scheduled tomfoolery for something completely similar.   Here it is! The long awaited inaugural episode of our Dungeons and Dragons podcast, Late To The Tabletop!  If you like high fantasy, epic tales, and a bunch of weed and poop jokes then we have an episode right up your alley!  It’s like other Dungeons and Dragons podcasts, but you know, listenable.  OH SHIT, shots fired!  You can find future episodes by searching Late To The Tabletop on however you wrangle your podcasts or by visiting https://latetothetabletop.podbean.com/   The Great Escape Part 2 will be up next week, until then GET INTO IT BABIES!  

The guys produce their weirdest episode to date by accident.  Topics include what seems like hate speech, beastiality, and riffs on mid 2000s cable tv personalities.  What the heck.  What happened here today?  Does The Great Escape hold up?  Man, I don’t even know who I am anymore. 

The crew continues to watch acclaimed films!  Fantasia is one of the most critically lauded animated films of all time?  Does it hold up or is it just straight nightmare elixir?  Both?  Neither?  Find out now!  

The guys kick off 2020 with a barn burner of an episode. Does Martin Scorsese’s 1980 opus hold up?  It has to right?  We’re refocused! Good movies! Good times! Good...butts?  Man I don’t know.  I ran out of steam. 

The two handsomest men in podcasting take a minute to look back on their top and bottom 5 movies of the dumpster fire known as 2019.  With eyes on the future, hope in their chest, and a song in their pocket they brace for the coming decade. 

Mike and Rich talk about Star Wars until their ears bleed and midichlorians leak out of their eyes.  If it’s not obvious enough, so many spoilers.  

The gang comes upon the spirit of the season (gross) in the most unlikely of places: a Tim Allen film.

The guys pander to nerds by engaging in the time honored tradition of BBC Christmas specials.  Topics include the legal ramifications of being The Doctor and other sci-fi bullshit.

In the true tradition of Chris Columbus and John Hughes the gang spend the whole episode talking about the Mandalorian and pornography.  Whoopsie do!  

The gang reach new lows of hedonistic depravity by watching a FOURTH movie about trains in the snow!  What levels of opulence will be reached in this modern holiday classic?  I’m not sure.  I’m too busy having exotic oils applied to my skin by virgin koalas.

One day all this will pay off.  One day you’ll be on a quiz show and have to name as many movies that feature trains in the snow as you can.  When that day comes.  Think of Late to the Table.  THINK OF US AND WEEP.  Does Sidney Lumet’s train classic Murder On The Orient Express hold up?  Are we gonna have to watch The Wiz someday? FIND OUT EVENTUALLY!

Train Snowvember inexplicably continues!  Does the 1997 Don Bluth (ugh) film hold up?  What are the extent of Christopher Lloyd’s necromantic powers?  Is this movie worth it from a financial point of view-for anyone-?  Find out babies!