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[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparently goobrained, so we conduct a phrenology investigation on Mersh's bald head. PLUS: updates on Davey Crocko, the Skyler episode, and THE #GOONS COLLIDE! Revenge Of The Cis hypocritically calls out Steven Crowder for not having kids, and then live on air has one of their most EMBARRASSING moments to date! The Dick Show invites Mersh on to talk about Gavin McInnes, and Mersh scrambles to come up with something, ANYTHING, that makes it sound like his show has been "making waves." Our phrenology study concluded that the largest part of Mersh's brain is the SUMMER HOME WHERE POD AWFUL LIVES. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aKu1szGcIWc RSS FEED: http

The cringiest episode I ever made was the one about my break up with my ex-girlfriend Skyler. Many of my enemies have used it to mock me, but I never took it down. Why? because there is an UNTOLD STORY about what happened immediately following that episode that flipped me from a crybaby mess to a vengeful warrior. Here we are, three years later, finally telling the tale in this sequel that brings new light to the original. Find out how Skyler used my own fans to manipulate me into acting irrational, and how ever since that episode, her life has COMPLETELY FALLEN APART! Plus, a visit from a SECRET SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST, and we explore what it is like when a BPD scag of a woman has everything finally catch up to her when she hits THE WALL. No amount of bangs can save you, NOSEferatu. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5jRegUO13XE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ReallyHugePenis SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHAN

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even creates insanely CRINGE videos of Royce and Mersh as his favorite movie heroes. Now he tells-all to my audience, defending himself by claiming he is NOT a white knight, while reflexively defending Mersh's honor at every turn. He just can't help himself! Can I break this poor, autistic man of his bad habit, or will he be under the Mersh Effect FOREVER? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/MffXZXBJkjc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/oh-deer-god.html FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://ww

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/REDSKlNS2 The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter handle of all time, @TheNWord, just recently, it has given me an idea. Since nobody is currently using the Redskins name, I figure I can use it on Twitter. In an effort to make a fair trade, I've decided to find a new name and mascot for my home team. Nick Sandmann just won another settlement against the Washington Post for his altercation with Nathan Phillips, so maybe it is time to once again honor Chief Shitting Bull. Or perhaps Jana Schmieding, the Lakota woman who was too fat to ride the Harry Potter ride. Then of course there is the magical indigenous Alpha Lord himself, Drew W. Shield, who is trying to save the realms from the Dark Federation. We explore all our

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying to sell to the Revenge Of The Cis audience. One of these monotone, e-begging charlatans is named Davey Crocko, and until he came riding in on his shining steed to defend the honor of QUEEN MERSH on Twitter, I had no clue who he was. Now I can't stop studying him and his Pillsbury-can-of-biscuits-shaped head. We dive into THE MERSH EFFECT, what it means to be part of Mersh's camgirl Simpulator fan group, watch Crocko nod off to his own boring streams while possibly strung out on heroin, and get an update on the Wayfair Child Trafficking conspiracy theory. I gave Wayfair a call, and now I have absolute proof that they have a SPECIAL CLUB

RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING ONLINE IS NOW PANDEMIC AND RIOTS AND RACE WARS, and I'm just... drained from it. I was thinking back to how simple things were in the 90's. America's Funniest Home Videos was sort of the precursor to Youtube, and all it took to make people laugh was a guy hitting his own dick with a rake, and Bob Sagat doing a goofy voice. I'm trying to see the societal collapse through that lens, but Ryan comes along and is too busy smoking a pipe to let me have a good time. I tried to at least get him to talk about Atheism Is Unstoppable joining Censored.TV, but he won't even do that. Sorry, this episode SUCKS. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8seieH9X-5A RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! http

[1+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who can afford spending $17,000 on a pillowcase. Obviously, as the guy who uncovered the Pizzagate tunnels, this looks like a job for ME, JESSE, THE GREATEST GUY. I'm trying to buy one of the cabinets to see if some missing kid is inside, but LIVE during the show Wayfair and Google start hiding the listings! PLUS: Ghislaine Maxwell is accused of being behind the first ever reddit account to reach ONE MILLION KARMA. An account that is very mysteriously into "cyber crimes." Could u/MaxwellHill be the Lolita Express Madame? Why hasn't the user posted ever since Ghislaine went to jail? We dive down the demon RABBITHOLE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/M

THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no longer run NewProject2 as a result. We take a look at what lead him here from the match I struck when leaking his SIMP texts, to PPP taking him down, to Zoom doxxing him, to Dispatch showing up to his "Hollywood Hills Mansion." And of course the HULAGIRL86 BOMBSHELL that was posted to KiwiFarms proving once and for all, his ugly girlfriend is a former camwhore. I've been having so much fun, have you, Dick? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QlhD2lOtzOg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/oh-deer-god.html FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS and using cannabis to medicate. It is because of my interactions with this former GOON that I have decided to offer him the chance to host a show on my channel called Pot Awful. He has also created a facebook group called WEED LIVES MATTER as a direct response to the terrorist organization Black Lives Matter, because maybe if they smoked a little kush they'd chill the hell out. Cannaman and I clear the smoke from the air, get to know one another better, answer viewer questions, get a surprise visit from CANNABOY, and I make his head float through space. 420 LEGALIZE IT MON. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lLja5SIpNKw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner

[FREE Pizza Fund episode! Consider joining to support the show! http://podawful.pizza] (This episode is completely lip synced.) Mike David from Red Bar Radio decided to do a 6 hour show all about little old me. His claims are that I am copying him. What have I copied? Well, apparently Mike invented clapping. And he invented not having ads. And singing karaoke. He promises there's a whole "lumber list" of things I've copied too. (BTW, "lumber list" is a phrase he copied from Adam Carolla.) I'm sure one day he will get around to finding some more examples. Here's some things he didn't invent though: the logo that sat behind him from 2011 to 2020, one of the theme songs he used for the show, and, oh yeah, the list of jokes he's been "borrowing" from Pod Awful lately. And I've come with proof of who did them first. You see, something interesting has happened. Mike doesn't watch Pod Awful. His WIFE does. And she loves it! So I can see why I would always be on his mind, and why he began imitating me a few years ago

David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex cult. He is getting them to sign legally unenforceable contracts. He might even be stalking one of our listeners! We have an exclusive interview with one of his interviews, go over the contract she signed line-by-line, get in contact with A Current Affair to put Otto back in THE NEWS, and interview our listener Brad about the INSANE phone calls and harassment he has been receiving from someone claiming to be David Otto. PLUS: Ron Jeremy back in the headlines for allegedly raping an 87-year-old senile woman. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/qxj90UW73ns RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of comedian #MeToo accusations, but his talent agency Golden Artists Entertainment was promoting Ron Jeremy right up until the arrest, so now Dante is in complete HELL. In full on panic mode, he drops Ron as a client, still promotes his agency, and for some reason keeps defending Ron on Twitter. We go over the whole idiotic debacle, have THE NEWS contact Dante for a press inquiry, and prove he is lying about his involvement with Jeremy. PLUS: My Chris D'Elia parody was featured on a huge Youtube channel called pocketsofthefuture, and someone wants me to stop using my theme song forever. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QDLv6gNA4bE RSS FEED: http://feed

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had DM's leaked about Crowder being a little... elegant. Well anyway, if Crowder isn't going to sire a kid of his own, then we can at least talk about Steve's dad, Darrin S. Crowder. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure Darrin actually runs not just Steven's entire career, but maybe his whole life. They might even live together. I know they at least do jiu jitsu together and squeeze each other between their legs really tight. Normal stuff. Sam Seder leaked some evidence, too. PLUS: a song from Charles Howell, Ching Chang Chong had a baby and won't fight anymore, and I call my dad and get the truth behind the coronavirus, and tell him a Dad Joke. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/hcP2UifpZTQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podaw

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Gabbie Hanna from The Gabbie Show has had a complete public meltdown. She believes that Youtube has shadowbanned her videos, and that they have personally been gaslighting her by telling her this isn't the case. Women, man. They all think they are owed something. Gabbie is freaking out and bawling her eyes out on livestream because she thinks it is Youtube's job to make her dreams come true. I guess 6 MILLION (not one more, not one less) subscribers just isn't good enough! She says she was going to KILL HERSELF because she wasn't getting enough views. I remember someone who actually did that. Her name was Queen Nasim Aghdam, and she put her money (and her gun) where her mouth was. So far Gabbie is still here, but from the way she is acting, just a little more gaslighting might get her to drive to Youtube HQ. You know, Youtube actually had me sent to jail because I talked about Nasim, but yeah, Gabbie has it really bad. We go thr

My old room mate, "comedian" Kenan Jerome Floyd, tried to get me added to a list of racist comedians. Like a lot of clout-chasing comedians now, he considers himself a bit of an activist ever since his uncle George Floyd died and this #BLM thing started really POPPIN' OFF. Now that I am on GaS Digital, I was checking out some of the other shows and found Godfrey's podcast. Turns out Kenan was a guest on it, and it was one of the strangest podcasts I have ever seen. We check out Kenan's pathetic appearance, his new podcast "Light Skinned Perspective," and his attempts to get gigs online. PLUS: Tim Dillon bought followers, Redbar invented trolling, and Dante the Comedian is now a civil rights activist, fighting the Secret Service, and adding himself to Wikipedia. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iM8zgAFdrz8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] THE PUERTO RICAN RATTLESNAKE IS HERE! Just as i predicted, Royce and Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis didn't read or show my name on the "Racist New York Comedians" list. They gave plenty of excuses as to why, but I have the proof they are lying. Meanwhile, Luis J. Gomez from Legion of Skanks didn't get on the list, despite his best racist efforts. Luis joins me live to discuss the insane list from Neruda Williams, his photoshopped protest pics, and Pod Awful joining GaS Digital Network. We also go over Revenge Of The Cis' coverage of the list, their omission of me, and how my old roommate, a Goon, and a dude who wanted to bang my ex-girlfriend all conspired to say I am a racist. Plus, we check out the incredibly embarrassing videos of Mersh doing stand up, as well as his attempt to become an actor in a terrible homemade movie about WRESTLING called "Jobber." VIDEO: https://youtu.be/FZbp8y0rhB8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner

Hila Klein from the H3 Podcast and h3h3 productions recently tweeted out a selfie wearing a shirt she made to show support for the Black Lives Matter protests. While she claims she wouldn't be selling her "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt in her Teddy Fresh clothing line, it seemed wildly suspicious. I thought the selfie was wildly self-indulgent, and particularly funny considering Hila herself used to be part of the Israeli Defense Force, making it extremely likely she had Krav Maga'd a Palestinian kid's head into orbit. Turns out you can't call out this hypocrisy without enduring the wrath of hundreds of tween girls, and middle aged Jewish women. Plus, one gay guy who decided I need to be cancelled all because I made an innocent photoshop of Hila pulling a George-Floyd-knee-bashing on her own kid. This episode has it all: Ethan's eyebrows, an insane story about Hila breaking international laws, a prank call to a gay bottom, a cartoon by Sven Stoffels, Hila in blackface, a brand new FASHion line, a return from #Goon

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] For seven whole months I have been pranking our ghost hunting #Goon Spooky Charles into thinking he had an agent who was going to make him a star. When I killed off the character, he thought all hope was lost, until he received a phony call from her widower, Dan. Of course, Dan was ALSO me. In this over-two-hour long prank call, I get Spooky Charles (AKA Nio Phoenix) to spill all, beg for money, sing raunchy Christmas parody songs, agree to work with a pedophile, and much more... until it all comes crashing down when he discovers who he has been e-mailing for the past 7 months. Want to hear a man wake up from his own private Truman Show? This is not one to miss! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ftwa1qHqmS4 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER T-SHIRT!!! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/pod-awful-vs-the-joker.html FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCR

David Otto is an Australian musician, a polyamorous lothario, a media pariah, and an unskilled con artist. After being EXPOSED multiple times by Aussie news outlet A Current Affair for starting cult-like scams to attract young women to be in his fake band, work at his phony resort, and engage in a sexual relationship with him, it seems nothing can stop David Otto. On top of everything else, David has met a music producer who is offering him a HUGE gig at the Splendour In The Grass Festival. There's only one problem: that music producer is Scott from Australia, and he works for me. Now David is going to pitch why his scam band should be on one of the biggest Australian music stages to who he thinks is a huge Shark in the festival industry, a guy named Dan Schneider. How far is David willing to go for his dream? Would he kick his girlfriend out of the band? Shave his balding head? Tell people he is gay? Find out in this amazing installment of Shark Prank! JOIN THE DAVID OTTO FAN CLUB: https://www.facebook.com/g

[1+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Our ghost hunting #Goon SPOOKY CHARLES has been having a tough time ever since the loss of his agent, Laura Craftbay-Oneta. He has been finding solace in leaving overly-long, insane, rambling voicemails to Laura's widower, Dan. We take a listen to his most recent voicemail, and his plans to take over the comedy world by storm (and also the family courts), and we watch one of his ghost hunting investigations. Plus, Jesse calls his dad to ask him about a paranormal experience he recently had. His dad has been watching Ghost Adventures with Zak Bagans, and now he is convinced he's seen an "orb". Let the Ghost Adventure begin! GET THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER T-SHIRT!!! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/pod-awful-vs-the-joker.html VIDEO: https://youtu.be/E5yHGOnupq4 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.yo