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One Year ago today I changed Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis's life for the better. Thanks to my constant bullying, Mersh finally got a haircut, got rid of his RACECAR CHAIR, got an actual car, and moved out of Royce's house at 40 years old. Of course he did all that stuff wrong too, but... come on... baby steps. (Which are the type of steps Mersh takes when he does his poopy walk.) So now we celebrate the Mershday by watching Mike build his new studio, break up with Royce, and completely embarrass himself by calling into Martina Markota's election stream while horny. With a song performance from Ryan Long, a special appearance by Kim Congdon, and REDBAR finally joining in the fun a year after the fact. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WGbnHOkR8nk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https:/

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Sam Hyde debuted his new podcast and it looks suspiciously familiar. People are saying his new studio set up looks a lot like Pod Awful, and I have to agree, but is it copying? I kind of think it is a coincidence, but I know idiots are gonna claim my setup is stolen even though I did it first. There is also the fact that Sam's producer has absolutely watched Pod Awful before... PLUS: A fan of Pod Awful has completely copied everything from the set to the Pizza Fund. Reviewing my call in to Redbar. Mr. Burgers nearly chokes to death on Election Night. And I have a COMPLETE MELTDOWN after my computer crashes mid-stream AGAIN. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/kROEHvlsSvA RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Bob Hickman AKA God Entered My Body Like A Body Same Size is selling his insane Bobmobiles, and I want to buy them. A new Chills Top 4 list. Spooky Charles has been spooked off of the internet. Ted Van Son's LGBTParanormal Investigation continues, this time on Ghost Nation, where Ted is laying down some new Ghost Rules with a spectral slave girl. A SPECIAL SURPRISE INTERVIEW with someone from Paranormal Survivor! A ghost hunting team with an EERIE connection to Nightwave's Mersh! The completely CURSED world of Soup Porter and Merle. PLUS: A Halloween costume contest with FABULOUS PRIZES! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/VD8nrj7-BHg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.

Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this is according to coo-coo bananas, grifting conspiritard streamer, EntertheStars . I love Donnie Darko. It's one of my favorite movies and a great Halloween film, but somehow I had never noticed that it 100% proves that our president is Back To The Future-ing through spacetime to Make America Great Again. My girlfriend Kelsey comes on the show to explain the Trump Time Travel Theory, and then we break down the EntertheStars clip piece by piece until there is nothing left. PLUS: a very musical ending with our Goon friend Charles Howell! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6p9aa5IpYOA RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh hasn't been happy about our review of his comedy album, Killjoy. On @Nightwave Radio he had a little tantrum about Pod Awful and the spergs. Shockingly, it isn't Mersh who was the most defensive over this embarrassment, it was one of his loyal simp guards, MIL HIP. You see, Mil Hip is part of the Mersh Effect, and as he admits in this interview, he cannot criticize Mersh because he owes him a debt of gratitude. The thing is, I know the real reason he came to my chat room acting like a lunatic the other night. Mil Hip's girlfriend has dumped him, stolen his Youtube channel from him, and he has been publicly melting down ever since. The UNSPOOLING doesn't end when he comes on the Progrum, screaming, hitting himself, and pouring hot sauce in his eyes. PLUS: Listener TJ had a run in with a gas station guy that got him stabbed and robbed! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2gu-VIr3hRw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW

Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has been unearthed by the Pod Awful Cult, and we are celebrating with a full listening party! Every gory detail, every petty lie, every bombed joke will be covered! Including such amazing tracks as "Mersh Has No Car," "A Bad Year," and, my personal favorite, "F*G MAGNET." PLUS: Two amazing musical numbers. One is some crappy rock track Mersh tacked onto the end of his album, and the other is the next amazing parody song in the Pod Awful canon, "Grifting Queen." They say if you gaze cross-eyed into the abyss, the abyss with cross its eyes back. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/u9bZDsRxsQY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitt

[2 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to figure all this out, I have brought on Mr. Burgers expert and A-log, AWPerative to give me the low-down on the Burger Spergs latest happenings. I am also joined by my legal counsel, the internet's lawyer, Nick Rekieta from Lawsplaining The Internet to discuss a potential countersuit. PLUS: AWPerative and I read the Impossible Mr. Burgers' fanfiction, watch his meltdown over Kiwifarms, and explore the horrifying world of Jesse Radin's father, Mr. Burgers Sr. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WX7kuN056mw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.you

[2.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Santa Cruz Joker has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so man of the #GOONS have become Jokers that it is time to RANK THE EARTH'S JOKERS FROM BEST TO WORST! Mersh, Ruphio Pheonix, Ching Chang Chong, Joker Baby, the Winchester Joker, and many more are all up for the honor of the Clown Prince of Cringe! PLUS: Santa Cruz Joker thinks he is talented, and we play a game of "What Is Santa Cruz Joker Too Fat To Do?" VIDEO: https://youtu.be/m7RxkSVxn9M RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.faceb

My listeners were concerned after my appearance on the podcast "Talking With Teddy" that the host Ted Van Son seemed a little TOO interested in his underage guest, Joseph. I decided to do some investigating. I discovered that not only is Teddy a ghost hunter, who has appeared on TV shows like Paranormal Survivor, but he is also extremely into the "PARANORMAL" lifestyle. He has a tattoo of the PARANORMAL flag on his arm. He has PARANORMAL meetups with "bears" at his local bar. He marches in the PARANORMAL Pride Parade. He's even friends with a guy who dresses up as a Sasquatch and gives out free hugs. I don't know for sure that there is any predatory behavior going on, but this investigation uncovers some pretty SCARY results. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iUMpLaahpNc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: ht

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comedians and podcasters right to artistic expression and satire. Pretty cool of him, honestly, but then he says Call Of Duty is the same thing as real war, so I think we only broke even on that one. And in an unprecedented reveal of Au Power Levels, Dick Masterson's POETRY leaks thanks to Jamie Lynn Hughes, Cameron Clarke, and PPP, and we read every little atavistic stanza. PLUS an investigative journalist looks into the mystery of the instagram girl who committed suicide over Ruphio. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vRSIfu8yld8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKU

MICHAEL WRIGHT is back! Ever since being bullied for stealing valor, Michael has taken up the Christian faith, and tried to live as a godly man. He struggles with the whole "turn the other cheek" concept, though, because he BADLY wants vengeance on Pod Awful for making fun of him. In an ill-conceived attempt to exact his revenge, he tries joining the Pod Awful Cult Facebook group, and immediately proceeds to leave unspooling videos in every comment. As his mind slowly unravels, he's met with sexual propositions from Scott, who he previously went on a date with at a bar. Can Jesus save Michael from this homosexual sin? Can God stop Scott Scott from force-kissing Michael? Will ANYONE Save Michael's Privates? PLUS: 1185 helps Jesse teach Michael a very valuable lesson when it comes to sending death threats. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TkYf0kCVlyI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIB

[2 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, including Mall Ninja, Tacticool, Incel, Gamer, Gas Station Guy, Stolen Valor, and more. We do a deep dive into Ruphio's new Lil' Monster, and her plans for our favorite Goon. Is she trying to get him to raise her son? PLUS: Faeries, the female Mall Ninjas. And a shocking twist to the mystery of who Ruphio has been sending coded messages to on Instagram! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0CekpnB_JQo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.faceboo

THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I don't think Ruphio is an incel. I believe he is simply what is referred to as a "Mall Ninja," which is sort of a Dungeons And Dragons variety of Tacticool. Imagine a guy in a wizard's robe but with an impractical shark-shaped, arm-mounted sword, and probably a fanny pack. Sure, there's a lot of crossover there, but with the help of my friend, the Incel King, Egg White, I will prove Ruphio Pheonix has gotten laid. PLUS: Ruphio himself gives his opinions on the gender spectrum and pedophiles, and Bryn Berg returns to deliver the most PHAMOUS Pheonix speech of all time. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/taoW3eQg-Nw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME

Youtuber Chills covers all the spooky internet creepypasta, including our very own #GOON Bob Hickman. The problem is, Chills has the absolute most annoying voice on Youtube. Is it autism? Is he a gay vampire? Is he just so Canadian that his voice has been warped into a horrific drone? We get to the bottom of the mystery as Chills tries to explain himself. What if I told you his weird accent is the biggest scam on Youtube? We also check out his bizarre rap music career, his original channel @Top15s , and his coverage of Bob Hickman. PLUS: We look into the clickbait thumbnail of Bob that Chills used and whether or not it was the real deal, and take a look at the history of GOD ENTERED MY BODY LIKE A BODY MY SAME SIZE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/-fyTXQkW5lY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dliv

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] DICK MASTERSON from @The Dick Show has been exposed to be a furry named Juju the Cow, and thanks to Pod Awful the whole internet is talking about it. Cameron Clarke has released even more embarrassing Daxileaks, including a bizarre video of Dick watching himself kiss his Simp Mistress Jamie Lynn Hughes on security camera footage. The creep factor has been turned ALL THE WAY UP, and I'm slowly realizing that Dick looks at Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia as a sexual role model. Learn the steps to THE D.I.C.K. SYSTEM for yourself, and you too can become a world-class simp and lolcow! We review the security tapes in petty detail, watch the coverage of our show on @Cognitive Thought , @TonkyTime , and my appearance on Pete Ard's show, as well as issue a warning to the person limp-wristedly trying to scare me online. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZY9jbHkDNbI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON

The only game show on the internet where a criminally insane man travels thousands of miles for a joke! Jesse has left Santa Cruz and traveled 24 hours straight to a SECRET LOCATION. The first person to guess where Jesse is will win FABULOUS CASH PRIZES! Where on the Earth's Earth could he be? Jeffrey Epstein's island? @Dick Masterson 's house? The Royce and Mersh Lopez lovenest? Ethan Ralph's Gunt Shack? (yes its that one). VIDEO: https://youtu.be/IZrkvvRzeEQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Losers who have contributed nothing are still COPING over the fact I turned Dick Masterson from @The Dick Show into a LOLCOW. I was done milking anyway, but those same losers are so desperate for content they are falling for Dick's obvious troll of defending LOLICON. I know better than that, the whole Loli thing is a distraction from the truth, and the truth is worse than ANYONE could have predicted. I'm joined by Cameron Clarke, the actual man who put the wheels in motion for Dick becoming a #GOON, who reveals DEVASTATING information that @Mad at the Internet , kiwiFarms, PPP, Godwinson, and all the rest of the wannabes are too blind to see. Dick is, and this is not "allegedly", a confirmed TAKE IT IN THE BUTT, CHUGGING ON STRANGERS' DONGS, TRANS GAY GUY. But it gets worse. Dick is a furry, and his fursona will floor you. Wait until you meet JuJu! Dick is a LITERAL LOL COW. PLUS: I'm joined by Metal Jess, who personally witness

Kyle Cease, former stand up comedian turned motivational speaker guru, thinks he is safe now that several months have passed since Pod Awful called him out for his #METOO SCANDAL. He's back to uploading videos regularly and making women cry. There's just one problem for Kyle. Ever since I started covering him, the VICTIMS of his cult of personality spirituality teachings come to me looking to tell their stories. I'm joined by Robert Conroy, a comedian who fell for Kyle's scam so hard he became HOMELESS and nearly DIED. According to Robert, Kyle's Evolving Out Loud course not only made him lose his girlfriend, friends, and family, but nearly drove him to suicide! The worst part is, during this interview, we realize Robert is STILL brainwashed by Kyle! Can I help break the spell for Robert, or is it already too late? Is Kyle now living in an alley behind a Crate&Barrel? Why is Kyle's lip still twitching uncontrollably? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6mHtJYDnxEE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BO

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Once again Mersh from @Nightwave Radio has been caught copying, this time from Nick Mullen of @Cum Town Stream . Mersh can't stop embarrassing himself. He is a perfect #GOON. One of his latest tweets, he pulls an "And then everyone clapped," meme, and claims he rejected a cougar at a bar. His White Knights are in full Mersh Effect, protecting their Night Daddy in the subtweets, and cheering on his "verbal destruction" of his fellow aging alcoholic. Well i'm not buying it. I don't believe his story went down the way he says it did. So in order to get to the bottom of things, we take a page out of the Kurosawa film "Rashomon" and go over the story from the perspective of every person who was at the Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill that night. I promise I'll take a break from Mersh soon, but just like Roger Rabbit, I can only do it when it is funny. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Xdox4ZTfWLE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/

Mike David from Redbar Radio is now claiming to have THE CORONAVIRUS. Is this another one of his SCAMS??? Redbar went on and on making fun of Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for getting the Kahunavirus. He wore not just a mask, but GLOVES to avoid getting COVID because of his immune deficiency disease. When Mike dies, what will happen to Jules? Who's crap bags will she change? Jesse rips into the LIST of jokes Mike has stolen from Pod Awful, covers his latest and WORST episode ever where Mike gets too drunk and sings himself to sleep, interviews the complete GOOBRAINED Red Guards who love watching a man wither while doing karaoke, and investigates Mike's history of scams. Did Redbar buy subscribers? Probably! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6wvfbCJqhAo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ReallyHugePenis SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv