Pod Awful

THE #1 GAMER PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. Your hosts, Top Gamer Ruphio Pheonix and hard-hitting game journalist Fist, bring you the video game news and talk you want to hear. This episode: Ruphio gives legal financial advice on the stock market as he and Fist discuss the crazy debacle happening right now with Gamestop, Robinhood, and Wallstreetbets on reddit. The boys do a little Femme Bashing on Ellen turned Elliot Page. In the Straight Talk segment, a special surprise GUEST joins in, and Ruphio talks about how to get, and KEEP, a GAMER GIRL. The Pheonix ALPHA FLEXES on interracial dating, while Fist celebrates his new chocolate-vanilla swirl. And the moment every gamer has been waiting for. A CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Ruphio is challenged to a 1v1 match of Call Of Duty by a listener of the podcast. Ruphio decides to do some HANDICAPPED GAMING versus his rival as they play for the HEART OF RUPHIO'S GIRLFRIEND, LILAH! Who will win? Who will ragequit? Who will accuse whom of camping on the smallest map in Call Of Dut

[2.3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Pathological liars take many forms, but probably the most common is a woman who has never been told "no" in her whole life. The first time they encounter someone willing to actually call them out on their BS, they freeze. They don't know what to do. You will be astonished at how she recoils. "I've been found out." Shalyn, a member of the Pod Awful Cult is exactly one of those women, and she's been baiting the orbiters with her lies for months now. Routinely called on it time and time again, the bottom has finally dropped out when, on Discord, the E-Thot showed up on camera one night, lying about her alcoholism. Jesse puts her through her paces with a roadside sobriety check, Shalyn tries to cyber with MCLance, her mark, Greg, screams at her, and in a pathetic public meltdown she falls on top of her dog while wearing no pants. Liar liar, pants on fire? No. Liar liar 404 pants not found. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Ui5uo1RKE9Y RSS F

Former incel and current OMEGA GAMER CHAD, Ruphio Pheonix, has landed the Gamer Girl of his dreams, and she's a listener of Pod Awful! Jesse plays matchmaker to Ruphio and Lilah, who share so many similarities its almost unbelievable. Both love gaming. They have the same taste in music. They were born a day apart. They even both wear purple shaded eyeglasses. And for the past few days they have been falling in love, and planning to meet up in person. Everything seems to be going great until a bombshell is uncovered that is perhaps the most shocking twist in Pod Awful history. Lilah finds out something about her family history that may shake her new relationship to its core, and Ruphio has done something so heinous to break her trust, that Lilah may never speak to him again. Is this a hero's story to inspire the gamer incel brotherhood everywhere? Or a simp tragedy that ends in twin flames? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ObpSnDTPa8I RSS

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] They say I am OBSESSED with Mersh. No, I am POSSESSED by Mersh. When a Revenge Of The Cis fan's daughter was being groomed by a Brony in their community, Mersh and Royce did nothing to stop him. Well, I couldn't let that happen, so the Pod Awful Cult has placed fliers around the Child Predator's town alerting parents to the BRONY SITUATION. Meanwhile, over on Nightwave Radio, Mersh had a 20 minute meltdown over Pod Awful puppetmastering his moderators, but he's made an offer! If Jesse stops making fun of Mersh, The Queen is willing to fork over the $376 to Jesse (again.) All Hollywood Mersh wants in exchange is a written letter of apology. NO PROBLEMO! I'll have it to Papa Mersh in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ayhXFSGbH8I RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DL

(Sorry about the audio, this was a live stream from a phone. Tried my best to clean it up!) Jesse enters the Soup Porter universe when he flies all the way to Maryland to be a part of the Marilyn Mansion Show for Episode 114. Soup himself is an entire cast of characters, and he lives in a building with fascinating, unbelievable neighbors like Dr. Ken Kesey, Michael Arthur Taylor Jr., and the absolute star of the SHO, Marilyn. Marilyn is a 3-feet-tall warrior for God who exorcises demons out of Soup with names like "Jezebel," "Joker," and "Phil Ashio." Jesse had a demon enter his body like a body his same size, and luckily, Marilyn has the cure! Happy 114! Enjoy the Soup Du Jour. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTvg6ZeWz8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MershComedy SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I was contacted by a fan of Revenge Of The Cis who told me he discovered that Royce and Mersh had harbored a child predator in their Discord, and had done nothing about it. This man attempted to groom the underage daughter of an ROTC fan. However, this was no ordinary chomo, this man was a BRONY, and in the most PARANORMAL twist of them all, it turns out I know EXACTLY who this guy is. We explore the Brony's history with My Little Pony conventions, read his insane texts about Davey Crocko, confront the pervert head on in Discord to hear his case, and hatch a plan to ensure he doesn't keep getting away with it. Why did Royce and Mersh do nothing to stop him? PLUS: New rap songs from MCL771, and phone calls with Soup Porter and Buddyman to celebrate 1/14! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Q69crhVgenY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://

In the never-not-flushing toilet that is the internet, the laziest fad to try to clog the drain are "First Listen Reaction" channels. These Zoomer content goblins stretch Fair Use to its absolute limits by pretending to have never heard the biggest songs of all time, and then "reacting" to them on camera by bobbing their heads and saying, "Wow." It seems fairly harmless until you realize that a young black kid pretending to like some classic rock song is the perfect bait for grifting old white boomers into watching thousands of terrible Youtube ads. Wow! A black kid likes Phil Collins' "In The Air Toinght" too? Maybe I AM cool. There is no need to even bother saying "NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED" on these videos because Youtube actually encourages them! Meanwhile, I'm battling over the copyright of my own damn theme song. PLUS: an Instagram model/influencer talks about the dangers of Fair Use, and MCL771 debuts his hit new rap song "I Am Not A P*dophile." #DONTREACT Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE P

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Now that Nathan Larson is behind bars, it is time to put a stop to the predator problem we have in politics, and there is only one man for the job, MICHAEL ARTHUR TAYLOR JR. AKA BUDDYMAN. Michael is running for Governor of Maryland on a "Come Get 'Em Boys" platform. TOASTY! He promises free BJ's to every adult male in Maryland, and that's the kind of good work you can expect from a leader who is Everyone's Pal™. Meanwhile, the man who hosts a Nathan Larson themed podcast, MCL771, is professing his innocence across the internet over his joining the Rapey.su forums. I try to offer him a platform to have his story told but he nearly stands me up for the episode. Will it end in striking up a FRIENDSHIP? Or will this Deadly Alliance end in FATALITY? PLUS: Joe Biden calls off adult swim at the pool. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/gCbG2_LBr0w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineReta

Former congressional candidate and current chimo-human-prison-fleshlight, Nathan Larson, has finally been arrested for what can only be described as the most predictable crime of all time. Larson groomed a 12-year-old girl on social media, flew cross-country from Virginia to Fresno, and attempted to kidnap her and take her back home to his parents' house. I interviewed this admitted child predator two years ago on the show, and thanks to the tireless efforts of the Pod Awful Cult and the Fresno Police Department, Nathan was caught during a layover at the Denver airport, and the girl was safely returned home. We go over the details of the arrest, explore the kids' puppet show he used to entice minors, learn about Libertarianism with mutant-hybrid Darryl Perry, and edit Wikipedia with Mr. Spergers. LET'S BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/rJilkMIuefw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP

It's Christmas time and Mersh is trying to not be blackpilled on Nightwave Radio. Kind of hard when he lost his last $376 to Pod Awful. Mersh watches some Frank Hassle, sends money to Baked Alaska, yells at the spergs in chat, asks Alex Jones for some advice on trolls, and wheezes laughing at ZenRhino losing his autistic mind on Jesse from Pod Awful. Put out a plate of bones for the fat man, we are praying for a Christmas Deer-acle! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/va_D-frZdoE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Dick Show, Revenge Of The Cis, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta Law, Ryan Long, and Madcucks all under one roof! THE GOON EVENT OF THE CENTURY! Mersh should be riding so high right now, but he's spending his Nightwave Radio streams defending the size of the Road Rage Tampa live audience, and LYING about how many people attended! Dick Masterson, Royce, and Hollywood Mersh were on high alert for trolls to show up and wreck their event, but what they didn't see coming was we paid one of their ACTUAL fans to stream snipe their show! What we didn't plan on was for him to smoke Meth with Ethan Ralph. That one is on him. Watch the complete DISASTER of an evening as the crowd ignores what's happening on stage, wanders in and out of the show, and screams over top of the performers. Enjoy it the way no one in the audience experienced the show-- FULLY SOBER. It's a true nightmare come to life, and it all ends with a prank call to Mersh's old str

Dick Masterson of The Dick Show and Revenge Of The Cis held the GOON GALA of the year in Tampa, Florida. Luminaries such as Nightwave Radio's Mersh, Ryan Long, Ethan Ralph, Madcucks, and Nick Rekieta all came together for a booze and meth fueled live show all in honor of Pod Awful's 11-year Anniversary! I sent a Pod Awful agent to go scope out the event, my buddy Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. Unfortunately, we learned after the fact that Buddyman had come down with the SHORONAVIRUS, and has likely given all the Goons, and their wetbrained fans, SHOVID-19. I speak to Michael about his health, his Super Mama plans a new show, and SOUP PORTER performs a Corona-themed rap song! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0gdywMCQbxE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] THE EVENT OF THE YEAR! Our favorite #GOON Ruphio Pheonix and Jesse, The Greatest Guy, finally bury the hatchet and team up to take down the enemies of the internet TOGETHER. Ruphio calls in and reveals all: why he disappeared for two years, whether or not he has super powers, the mysteries surrounding two girlfriends who died, what is going on with his girlfriend on OnlyFans, and what exactly is a "Human Hot Pocket"? PLUS: Kelsey tries to make Ruphio's favorite "Hamburger Soup" before Jesse deports her, and Soup Porter has a friend with the Shorona virus. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/qK76GLYY9mU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DO

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] OnlyFans has turned the average woman into a hands-free prostitute, and the average man into drooling, mashed potato-brain simp. The woman we discuss in this episode is NO average woman however, and her ex-boyfriend is certainly no average man. This is the story of Mallory, the former partner of the Gamer Cringe Mall Ninja Incel himself, Ruphio Pheonix, and her turn to a life of e-scorting since their break up. Mallory is one of Earth's Daddy's Lil' Monsters. A Juggalo. A faerie. And she has a body that just doesn't quit... eating. We review her putrid nudes in gory detail, unveil the "It's Complicated" relationship she is still carrying on with Ruphio, and take a turn down a dark path nobody could possibly see coming! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cJ4fR5A7FIQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME

Youtube protects the LGBTP community. One particular minority within that community is NOT ALLOWED to be cyberbullied according to the TOS. You know the one. The P's. The Pizza delivery boys. The "Gated" Community. NAMbLY-pambly boys. The Paranormal. I can't say the thing we all know I'm talking about anymore, because if I did, Youtube would ban me again. So instead, I'm saying my apologies to the "P" Community to get in good with Youtube and the advertisers. I learn about Drag Queens and "Drag Children" from Talk With Teddy, Use a shock collar to each myself tolerance, I sing a ballad to Chris D'elia, I get sponsored by McDonald's McRib Sandwich, and I make peace with the brave leader of the "P" Community, Robert Robinson, for sending him to jail. PLUS: An update on the Ruphio Pheonix and Mallory Lonely Fans situation. COME GET THE BOYS! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9ObvpIV8TnY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https:

[THIS CONTENT WAS ORIGINALLY PIZZA FUND ONLY! ENJOY FOR FREE!] Kay from Kays Good Cooking has been having a VERY strange conversation with a good friend of hers on Facebook, and 1185 has hacked her messages and leaked them to Pod Awful. Try not to lose your lunch (or dinner) while Kay discusses her sex life, her ex-husband, her cooking (ugh), or worst of all, tries to set her son Lee up with her friend. GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1zXptE431Sc FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Kay and Lee from KAYS COOKING have gotten a strike on the Pod Awful channel all because I made fun of Kay for being the world's WORST CHEF. That's no good way to start off KAYSGIVING, especially when there's an ultimatum hanging over Kay's head! I wanted to do something nice for Kay for the holiday, and I've been trying to hook her up with Mr. Burgers, so my special agent, 1185, delivered a package of burgers to Kay's house. Lee didn't take too kindly to this and vlogged the whole thing, along with security camera footage! We go over what I'm thankful for this year, including Drew W. Shield's sad Thanksgiving, Mr. Spergers eating tacos, Youtube's love of child predators (THANKS!), and wrap it all up by releasing the ENTIRETY OF THE KAYLEAKS FOR FREE. Plus, we enjoy a delicious Soup. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/nK3K-3T92CY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The votes are in and the FATTEST Goon of 2020 has been decided! In this episode: The Santa Cruz Joker proves just how limber a landwhale he is, and reveals how he lost his virginity to an old Mexican woman. Ruphio Pheonix is an Earth's Joker no more!. He was dumped by his Harley Quinn girlfriend, so now he is on a rampage to stop women from being fat AT ALL COSTS. Mr. Spergers' dad's spurious privacy complaint, and a call to Mama Burgers. Finally, Mersh talks about Skinny MILHIP's Pod Awful appearance on Nightwave Radio, and the follow up to Mersh's Paypal donation fiasco is revealed. It didn't go the way he thought! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/pLKDReec38E RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join th

Jesse Nicholas Radin, AKA Mr. Burgers, AKA Mr. Spergers has gone completely MANIC. His attempts to have me jailed, and sue me have completely flopped. He's now exposing himself to playgrounds full of children, and choking on donuts while screaming. I figured out why his hormones are so off balance, though. Mr. Spergers is an INCEL. He needs a woman to tame the Mac Daddy beast, and fulfill his carnivore desires. I officially play the role of matchmaker and attempt to find him the Burger Queen to his King, his own MRS. BURGERS. And I do it not only with the help of my friend Michael Arthur Taylor Jr., but also The Impossible Mr. Burgers' own father, the patty-skin-sucker himself, MR. BURGERS SR.! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aZNP5Qm3ZHc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDA

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Twitter is on fire with the latest 2020 Election conspiracy theory. Supposedly some women with maiden names got two ballots and used both of them to vote for Joe Biden. I decided to look into this claim using my ex-girlfriend Mary's maiden name... and uncovered a deep RABBITHOLE with a SHOCKING twist ending! I give former presidential candidate MICHAEL ARTHUR TAYLOR JR. a phone call, and we get a surprise visit from SOUP PORTER AND MERLE as well! PLUS: Mersh talks about Pod Awful again on Nightwave Radio, I donated $376 to Mersh just to one-up Redbar, and Mersh is now fighting on Paypal to keep the money after not actually reading my superchats! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/nYk2-1Y2j4w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.f