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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Disappointing dads everywhere are kids buying Heath Ledger Halloween costumes, and posting themselves doing terrible impressions of their disturbed hero online. But where do the Earth's Jokers come from? Well after a bit of research the answer came to me, and it was obvious all along. Where does anyone on the internet use pop culture as a crutch for a personality? You guessed it, Reddit! We dive deep into r/Joker to discover the madness. The Joker is a fatherless-figure to these children of the hollow generation, and there is no better example than the SANTA CRUZ JOKER. His dad was a Nazi meth-addict who took a bat-dive into a shallow pool early on, and it's made poor Harlan see his father in every hater. PLUS: I call my dad and "come out" as a Joker to him. Want to get even MORE Pod Awful goodness? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/T0hfht6bV9M RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://a

[2.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] After grifting, sucking, and clout chasing their way to the middle, the boys of Revenge Of The Cis have finally made it! They can finally tell everyone they are real E-CELEBS. Alex Jones has invited Royce Lopez and his wife, Caller Mersh, onto InfoWars, which should be an easy layup, but the Dayman and the Night Daddy are well out of their element. They have no idea how to hide their excitement and act like they've been here before. Worst of all, Alex can't even remember their names! Hear ICE COLD takes from Rolls Royce. Watch "Mike Mersh" embarrass their brand by showing off his broken TV. And cackle along with Jesse as Alex steamrolls over them to make ching chong noises instead. An absolute delight, and amazing progrum, we are truly HAPPY TO BE HERE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/jcz_kTxzvvY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard TWITCH: https://www.twi

WE STREAMED FOR TEN HOURS! This is what it's like when GOONS COLLIDE! High off his ego-boosting and cringe-inducing debut on InfoWars with Alex Jones, CALLER MERSH takes to Nightwave Radio to address Gavin Mcinnes calling him a dork. Basically it goes like this,: Ten months ago Mersh was a caller on the Dick show and talked smack about Gavin. Dick and Gavin are buddies but Gavin laughed along with Mersh to keep the show going. Gavin didn't see it until last week, so he covered it on his show, Get Off My Lawn. His sidekick Ryan, my best buddy, had to tell Gavin who the hell Caller Mersh was, because Gav had no clue. So the Proudboys goof on the Grifting Queen. Then Triangle Man copestreams their reaction while feeling like a true e-celeb. Then I watched that. It's podcasts all the way down man. Everything is a reaction channel, and it is all garbage. And just when you think the pod-ception can't get any worse, some sewer-dwelling jabronistream starts stream-sniping ME! First half contains the original Gavin cl

Gazi Kodzo, the galavanting, lispy Earth's Joker leader of Black Hammer Org, has been dealt his most embarrassing moment online yet. The police have exposed his ethno-state, Hammer City, as a complete fraud, and Black Hammer has been kicked off of the Colorado mountain they have been squatting! Black Hammer has been COLONIZED! Better yet, Pod Awful has colonized their website, too! We marvel in the schadenfreude of watching the chiefs of Black Hammer LIE to their organization about buying the land, delight in watching them try to construct a bridge, laugh at their ridiculous press conference, and personally do some journalistic investigation by calling the San Miguel County Sheriff's Department and getting answers on why racist revolutionaries weren't arrested immediately and shot into space. PLUS, we catch up with another representative of Turtle Island, the MuRiDa himself, Drew W. Shield. Want to hear the rest of the call with the Sheriff's Department? Want more Black Hammer lunacy? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Goodbye to Ethan Ralph's Mom. To be fair, Mersh's mom died first though, so it's actually more tragic for him. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZXNEB0CvXI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Death2Youtube TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv/​ CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ MERCH: http://podawful.shop​ http://podawful.com #killstream #mersh #podawful #jesseps

The only thing worse than catching the coronavirus is catching an earworm from terrible theater kids making pandemic parodies while stuck in quarantine. Time to infect the rest of the internet with the horrible affliction! I've now heard a ridiculous number of vaccine-themed "Mr. Sandman" parodies. Some of them well-meaning nonsense from children, some of them thinly-veiled Dr. Fauci horny-ballads. All of them absolutely terrible. How did so many people arrive to the same AWFUL idea? Was it theft? Was it parallel e-tard thinking? Or could it be something even more sinister..? Does autism CAUSE vaccine-worship? Try your hardest to stomach the musical vomit of Randy Rainbow, and find out the truth about the "brainwashed" kid who pleaded Dr. Fauci for a jab while we search for the cure! Want to see two EVEN WORSE parodies? Which makes your skin crawl more? Your roommate making Frozen parodies on Tik Tok, or your own FATHER dragging your family into his musical theater fantasy land? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for th

[3 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Revenge Of The Cis has started a Patreon that I assume they are calling the "Fat Hypocrite Fund" in order to help Mersh pay for his electric bill. But, Triangle Man being Triangle Man, Mersh cancels the SECOND PATREON EPISODE EVER, on day-fuggin-one, in order to go get his Conceal Carry License instead. There just aren't appointments open for any time other than 4pm! Luckily, Pod Awful has been pulling the strings on the corpulent grifter duo all along, and is here to fill the gap in paid programming. Delight in their terrible new intro! Laugh at Mersh hurting himself with his new gun! Shudder with second-hand embarrassment from Mersh pulling HARDCORE ENFORCEMENT SHEEEEIT at McDonalds. Royce and Mersh are puppets at my mercy. I like to call them Burnt & Ernie. PLUS: The Mersh Effect is falling apart, and Davey Crocko is puking his soul out on his own Podkitchen. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/C3t-Y7n0ZQk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedb

Gazi Kodzo, AKA "BLACK HITLER," has started an amazing organization for colonized people called BLACK HAMMER, in order to solve racism. They are PRO-segregation, ANTI-Antifa, and for some reason hate Anne Frank. So, pretty cool guys. Their most ambitious project to date is HAMMER CITY, a city where whitey isn't allowed, to give land back to the people of colonization. Rent free, Rona free, and Mayo free, Hammer City will be a utopia for black, brown, and indigenous people located conveniently 10,000 feet up a mountain in Colorado on completely infertile land. Twitter has been clowning Gazi for the barren wasteland they successfully crodfunded, but Gazi responds with a clown act of his own! These communist LARPers are directionless, feckless, and doomed without a dictator to tell them what to do. Luckily, Pod Awful is here to #COLONIZEBLACKHAMMER! Want to hear a message from a Mersh Simp turncoat? Watch us completely destroy Gay Milhip's Jabroni-stream? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUN

Tom Gulley isn't just a fake radio man, he is a MONSTER. He terrorizes children online, AND in real life! The villagers of his small town have picked up their torches and pitchforks, and contacted Jesse to humiliate the lumbering, insufferable beast once and for all! Tom has a dirty little secret, and his neighbors are spilling the beans! We knew Tom had been bullied by children before, but this new story had Gulley running home crying. The Pod Awful Piranhas have inundated The Tom Gulley Show with prank calls, and now Tom is starting to snap! Just when you think it couldn't get any worse for a GOON, we discover something even more horrifying... Tom has a set of plump gazongas that would make his own fake girlfriend jealous! A Monster Bullying Created - But Could Not Destroy! Can Jesse P-S tame this abomination of nature? Want more Tom Gulley FRANK Calls? More Hard Ray bombing? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NbrZVnB3stw RSS F

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Santa Cruz Joker like so many GOONS thought it was safe to come out and play when Pod Awful got kicked off of Youtube. He's been opening up new rent-free additions to the Pod Awful Penthouse inside his mind. Meanwhile, his former friend and current bread-delivery-man, Driftwood, got into a fight with another homeless man that has become a federal hate crime. By some Deer God Miracle, The Santa Cruz Joker was asked to testify against Driftwood, which he happily obliged to do, but Pod Awful has stepped in providing damning evidence against Harlan's character. A federal judge has actually deemed Harlan Dale Absher to be... LEGALLY RACIST. We have the full hate crime news story, dramatic court proceedings recorded, Driftwood's own testimony, a brand new insane video where Harlan talks to himself as the Santa Cruz Joker, and a very special guest visit from the Earth's original Joker, KRAMER. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TTuphL8yVi4

Twitch and Reddit exist just to turn their users trans. Twitch mollycoddles their streamers to the point that they are all diaper wearing baby-doll-huggers. The Pod Awful Cult showed up to as one simple question, "ARE YOU TRANS?" Absolute tear-soaked chaos ensued. Complete TRANSdemonium. Meanwhile, over on reddit, a mid-wit attempted to out-troll Pod Awful by putting photo of Jesse up on r/trans. The easiest prank of all time, and he managed to fumble the ball by telling the beautiful, brave redditors that Jesse is transitioning to... MALE. Good one, goobrain! Now Jesse has three thousands compliments about how handsome a man he is, my dude. PLUS: Nick Rekieta somehow got away with becoming trans and nobody noticed, and a Marine does a Q&A on his own transition in the military. You're lookin' good, my man! � Want to see more of Nick Rekieta in short shorts? The horrific darkworld of the house that Digibro and Riley share? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawfu

[2.5 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] This is the humble story of a strong, brave black man named HARD RAY. Hard Ray is now the posterboy of Streamyard pornbombing thanks to the Pod Awful Cult. In truly the most childish series of pranks we have ever pulled, we've turned an unwitting innocent into a meme of total destruction for any livestream that is met by his visage. Hard Ray is the HARBINGER OF DOOM to low-level streamers, and he grows more powerful by the bombing. If I'm not allowed on the internet, then neither is anyone else. SAMSON OPTION, BITCH, we Israel now. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6I2aO9B-taI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/fatgaynigger​ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbHjnTwg0vr_xfo10mhYXOA TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8​ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv/​ CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://

STAR WARS used to be my favorite movie series of all time. I'm not sure if it was just growing up and not becoming a Funko Pop collector that ended that, or if it was Disney producing the absolute worst garbage movies that soured me to the franchise. Either way, I now have an Encyclopedia Autistica level of useless knowledge about background Star Wars characters, and it is time to finally put it to work. George Lucas, in his greatest troll of all time, made one more edit to the Original Trilogy right before selling it off to the Mouse. For some insane reason, he made the character Greedo shout the nonsense word "Maclunkey" before having his brains fried. This absolutely ridiculous change has lead me down a conspiracy theory RABBITHOLE to uncover the truth behind Mark Hamill's mysterious 1977 car crash, what happened to his face, why they covered it up, who is Pepe Silvia, and proof that George Lucas is the greatest troll of all time. PLUS: A brand new fake-radio guy GOON! Big John Mason gets prank called on h

IS THIS LIVE? That's all it takes to derail any streamer. I don't know why, but if you accuse them of not actually being live, they will pack up their OBS and go home. In my journey experimenting with this power, I came across a few amazing subjects, often Boomers, and many of them what I would refer to as "Fake Radio Guys." The dudes who have been pretending to be on the airwaves in their spare bedrooms to an audience of nobody for the past 30 years. One such specimen is one, Tom Gulley, a charlatan who claims to be on major network radio stations coast-to-coast, but in reality is just livestreaming to one guy named Morty. That's not his only bold claim either. Tom Gulley is so full of lies it puts him on a Goon-level even with MERSH himself. By the end of this episode, we will uncover one of the most embarrassing aspects of this dental-dynamo's life... his years-long battle being bullied by literal children. Want to see the full, deleted phone call between Jesse and Tom Gulley? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for t

[3.5 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh spent 30 minutes lying about Pod Awful. Lie after lie after lie. Pod Awful spend 3 and a half hours laughing at Mersh for being the most deranged grifter on the internet. Line by line by line. Mersh is threatening to deplatform Pod Awful from the comfort of his Nightwave hovel, I hope he is ready to get hit so hard his eyes uncross. What happens when you combine dead parents with drugs and booze, and an over-inflated sense of self-worth and over-inflated... just...self? You get the Grifting Queen on the verge of tears trying to play tough guy, Boney Soprano. PLUS: Pod Awful is FAMOUS now! Also, Mersh STOLE the idea for "Jobber" from someone else, because he has no dad. #MERSHLIES VIDEO: https://youtu.be/jfLn4waJ088 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAw

We have a CODE BONE WHITE! MERSH has done the unthinkable! All hands on triangle! I repeat, all hands on triangle! We are at GRIFTCON 1! Mersh lost his StreamElements account only a couple weeks after losing Streamlabs, and now has no way to make money on Nightwave Radio. He needs SOMEONE other than himself to blame, someone to scapegoat to enhance his "deplatformed" grift, and who else would it be but Pod Awful? The Queen takes to his twitter to stoke the flames, and LIES claiming "gay ops" took him down. Why on earth would the only person willing to send Mersh $376 go to the trouble to take away his income source? I was busy on my HONEYMOON when Mersh got popped. If I wanted to bully a waitress out of her tips, I'd just go to Applebee's and verbally destroy cougars in my finest blazer. In order to prove my innocence, I am willing to go to EXTREME COUNTERGRIFT MEASURES... to the tune of $5000. But my newlywed wife is not too happy about it... Want to hear the story of how I got married, and why I hate the go

[1.5 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] MCL771 aka MC Lance aka N Anon has always wanted to be a world famous rapper. Only one thing stands in his way. He accidentally went to a website called rapey.co, and now the internet thinks he is a child predator. Well in honor of Black History Month I've decided to ask my friend JCru, the top Hip Hop DJ in New York City to have Lance on as a guest and get him a record deal. Unfortunately, Lance screws it up every single step of the way. he shows up late, is exposed for wearing blackface, gets called out as a pedo live on air, and manages to do something so horrible to the host, JCru, that he swears to turn Lance into his personal WHITE SLAVE. Check out the post-show follow up with Lance in The Pizza Fund where he PAYS REPARATIONS. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/xPl7FTAyELY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/poda

REVENGE OF THE CIS has been rocky ever since Mersh dragged his WeBull Wobble off the couch and into his own Apartment. Rolls Royce needs a third for his Devil's Triangle with his wife, and it seems like the only man for the job is the host of "Afternoonwave," AGLuck. AG is a sad sack, hanger-on of the Grift Gang, and has flown across the country just to third-mic ROTC and Daywave, and sleep in Mersh's acrid bone-stench. Meanwhile Mersh has triangle problems of his own. The internet now knows about Mersh's Pythagorenis, he's managed to lose Streamlabs for Nightwave, Daywave, and ROTC, and he's having to pivot into stock tips and day trading just to keep his head above water. AGLuck seems to be gunning for Mersh's stinky race car chair, and now the walls are closing in on the Queen. Andy Warski joins me to tell me about his history with AGLuck, goof on Mersh, and sing a beautiful song about the RADIOWARZ™ between Pod Awful and Nightwave Radio. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! http://p

The SANTA CRUZ JOKER has been hard hit by the Shoronavirus. Like many people, The Santa Cruz Joker's mental health has taken a nosedive off of the shallow end as the result of loafing around his apartment. Pod Awful hasn't bullied him for over 4 months, but he still makes videos complaining about Jesse's influence on his life at yeast once a week. His embarrassing fight with the crust-punk Driftwood has gone viral, and now reddit makes fun of him for being breaded and battered. He isn't making any dough because he lost the job he never had as a lab assistant. He's been lonely with only his rye sense of humor to keep him company. And now, he has made a novel-length rambling post about how Pod Awful made his life toast. All of this has left Jesse to wonder, "Am I the bad guy?" In a Valentime's Day twist, Pod Awful apologizes not just to The Santa Cruz Joker, but other goons who he has wronged. But not Mersh. NEVER Mersh. Seriously, make another comment complaining about the Mersh content and this channel will b

[4 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] How do you build a loyal white knight squad when everyone online is your greatest troll? Mersh from @Nightwave Radio is convinced every single negative comment comes from Pod Awful, and now his delusions have rubbed off on his fatted paypig, Arnold Nickatina. Every month Arnold donates over $250 dollars to his Night Daddy. All of those funds were received from a SCAM GOFUNDME for Arnold's dying mother, and now that Arnie has lost his job to the pandemic, he needs a new scam to funnel money to Hollywood Mersh. Enter, NICKATINA NEWS. Arnold's 1st Amendment Auditor live stream channel that has already gotten him arrested. While Nickatina is out harassing hospital workers between COVID patients and TikTok videos, Arnold assumes the chat making fun of him is Pod Awful. Now Arnold is more famous than Mersh himself, thanks to being made fun of on Worldstar Hip Hop, and the QUEEN is BIG MAD about it. PLUS: Mersh's lamp is broken, Davey C