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Yes. I know. I am obsessed. I have an addiction. I can't get over Mersh. I have a drinking problem. His teats keep producing lolcow milk, and I keep on drinkin' it. I am in recovery. I'm trying my best. I haven't watched Nightwave Radio in over a week. I am unsubscribed from Revenge Of The Cis. I am attending Mershaholics Anonymous meetings. I even got a sponsor. AND THAT SPONSOR IS CBDX, BABY! HEAD ON OVER TO THEIR WEBSITE AND USE MY PROMO CODE TO GET 20% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER! I'M A WEED GUY NOW! We watch Cannaman's saddest moments, enjoy the reggae flavors of the satanic Island Boys, head over to Cameo to continue our Toy Story Cinematic Universe, visit Andy and Kyer over at Twisted Mind, and listen to my phone call with the CEO of CBDX who tells me how little money ROTC has made so far on their ads. He's a HUGE fan of Pod Awful, and with my sponsor's help, I can finally beat my addiction to Mersh and replace it with an addiction to something much more healthy, questionably legal, unregulated drugs! Want to

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Bald incels on Reddit are angry over what they believe is the mistreatment of Brian Laundrie in the Gabby Petito murder case. They think chrome-domes get a bad wrap when it comes to evil deeds. But is there something sinister lurking inside the male pattern baldness gene? I think so. I've looked evil in the shiny spot on its head, and its name is Ruphio Pheonix. For two months now my friend Lilah, Ruphio's girlfriend, has been missing, and he refuses to give up any details about her whereabouts. I've contacted a psychic to learn more, and her crystal ball points right to Ruphio's crystal bald head. Lilah sent Ruphio into a rage when she said she would never date a cueball, not knowing Ruphio was combing over his own glabrous scalp. In an effort to smooth things over, Lilah makes a list of bald men she does find attractive, but it has the opposite effect on her follicll-flaccid friend. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0JBQUBTXOis RSS FEED: htt

"And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on." That tweet by Chris Evans has broken my brain. I haven't seen the new trailer for "Lightyear" the Toy Story spinoff movie coming out about Buzz Lightyear, but I have seen this tweet over and over again in my mind. And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. So Buzz Lightyear, in the universe of Toy Story, is an actual guy? A real space man? What about Rex? Is he based on a real dinosaur? How does this work? And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. I head to Cameo.com to try to make my own Toy Story Origins movie about some of the other characters with help from actual cast members, read some hate mail and some fan fiction, and present the brand new trailer for "POTATOHEAD: A Toy Story Story

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! So many SPOOKY Goons in this episode! We have Gay Draculas, Ghost Hunters, A Frankenstein, The Possessed, and the Paranormal! A Pod Awful DOUBLE CREATURE FEATURE: Mersh's Thriller Nightwave and The Santa Cruz Joker's Night Of Long Loaves. Visiting Autism Veteran Michael Wright's terrifying neighborhood! Bob Hickman enters a Halloween costume, like a costume, same size. Spooky Charles finds real ghosts and starts a podcast. A boy somehow turns into a skellington. Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. monster mashes. The Earth's Jokers are committing crimes. Paranormal Ted has some skellingtons in his closet. Tricks AND treats, and the Cult Costume Contest! Want more Pod Awful? Get Archives, After Shows, and Primo Episodes in THE PIZZA FUND! $1/$6/$12 levels. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/tIyjPeE2IPc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podaw

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! Under the immense amount of pressure from the internet officially crowning Mersh QUEEN of lolcows over his email to the police about being cyberbullied, Mersh has officially CRACKED. And no, I'm not just talking about his massive meat canyon that he exposed on Revenge Of The Cis. Mersh went live on Nightwave to try to defend accusations of being a snitch, and Pod Awful, Porsalin, and Allan Powell were there watching live and commentating. PLUS: an accidental prank call to Mersh's maintenance man about his lightbulb situation. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1ATXW6Sj1Hg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawfu

MERSH DIET CHEAT DAY: Unbelievably, someone requested a FOIA in a case involving Owen Benjamin, and it has uncovered that over a year ago, Mersh (Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis) tried to have the internet ARRESTED for making fun of him. This is PRE-Mersh Effect, PRE- Bones, PRE-Triangle, PRE-lolcow, and PRE-Nightwave Before Christmas! Mersh named Pod Awful, Porsalin , and Allan Powell (as well as a few others) as "CRIMINAL SOCIOPATHS" out to ruin his life! Jesse, Porsalin, and Allan read the letter live, and commentate on it, while Mersh goes into a full on panic, and avoids doing Nightwave. FIRE UP YOUR TYPEWRITERS, and get ready for the LOLSUIT 2. It's official! According to Josh Moon from KiwiFarks and Mad at the Internet, Mersh is a lolcow. Want to see more Pod Awful hate mail, some behind-the-scenes footage, and watch a former Mersh SIMP melt down live in chat? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dguPB6sHwGw RSS FEED:

[1+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Episode 2 of TRUE CRIME: #FindingLilah CALL OF DOODIE: In an unexpected twist, the case of our missing friend, Lilah Gold, has taken a dark turn. A dark BROWN turn. Lilah's boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, a person of interest in her disappearance, has been a friend to many of the people of the Pod Awful Cult. However, a stain has been left on that friendship. Netflix has teamed with Pod Awful to make a documentary, filmed over 3 months, that follows the real-life thriller of an unprecedented skidmark, that may very well have lead to MURDER. Did Ruphio poop his pants? Is he capable of extreme violence? Will the new nickname, Poopio Peeonix, stick? IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9385. THANK YOU. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9kcWMNg_dZ0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/p

Our New TRUE CRIME PODCAST: #FindingLilah: Episode 1 Our dear, beloved Lilah, a beacon of the Pod Awful Cult, has been missing for over a month. Thanks to the backlash against "Missing White Woman Syndrome" in the media, Lilah's friends and family have had an incredibly tough time getting any media to cover her story. Thanks to the true crime podcast "Missing 411" hosted by Samantha Saran and Laura Craftbay-Oneta, her story is finally being told. In an effort to signal boost this case, I've begun my own true crime podcast about Lilah's VANISHING. Particularly focusing in on her boyfriend, friend of the show and incel gamer, Ruphio Pheonix. We have a trove of recordings and text messages between the on-again, off-again lovers that may lead to a clue in her disappearance. Last Lilah was seen, she was headed for Waterville, Maine to be with Ruphio, on the condition that Ruphio got VACCINATED FOR PUSSY. Join us on this journey and help us find our friend. IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Somehow, Dave Chappelle has gotten himself into hot water again making trans jokes (which presumably are hack jokes that identify as funny) once again, and, unbelievably, Netflix is backing him up. People are championing Netflix's decision, as if a year ago they weren't promoting Cuties, and standing behind that abomination. Worst of all, when Norm Macdonald got in trouble for "Me Too" comments, CEO Ted Sarandos certainly didn't go to bat for him. Why is Dave so scared of black men being asked to wear dresses? Why is he so FIXATED on trans-people? THE TRANSVESTIGATION BEGINS! Meanwhile, Netflix has copyright claimed Pod Awful's Norm episode in order to hide the sick truth about Stephen Merchant, but it turns out... they DON'T EVEN OWN THE COPYRIGHT ANYMORE. Guess it's time to push the boundaries of "Fair Use" to its absolute limits, and make my own version of Chappelle's "The Closer." VIDEO: https://youtu.be/PyrZI_RgiYQ RSS FEED: htt

After the unexpected passing of Norm Macdonald, the greatest stand up comedian to ever live, many folks, including myself, have begun looking back at old episodes of Norm Macdonald Live for clues. The man had cancer for nearly a decade and managed to hide it from even those closest to him. What other secrets could he be hiding? What other messages might have been buried in his masterclass-of-comedy podcast? I have always found myself revisiting the Stephen Merchant episode of NML, and trying to unravel the reason behind the strange tension between the Saturday Night Live alum and the Anglo-Office second banana to Ricky Gervais. Well after a lot of thumbtacks, and miles of yarn, I believe I have uncovered the DARK TRUTH of the message that Norm Macdonald (not me, just Norm. I'm not Norm ) tried to send about Stephen Merchant. How does it all connect back to Ghislaine Maxwell, the Illuminati, and who KILLED NORM? Want to see the follow up to last week's Mersh Cat Fight and more? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] SPINSTER MERSH from Nightwave Radio has gone from a Crypto Guy, to a Gun guy, to a Gym Guy, to a Gas Station Guy, to a... CAT LADY? In his never ending quest to get high, Mersh stole a cat from a Circle K parking lot, presumably in order to huff its butt-steez and kitty-trip on its farts. Oh, and also to GRIFT, because of course. But he won't get away with his household pet circus so easily because a random woman named Eliana has called him out on using his newfound feline slave for clicks and to make a quick buck. With the QUEEN'S good name bes-mersh-ed, the Eternal Caller takes to the airwaves to bemoan to his paypigs that a WOMAN ON THE INTERNET™ was mean to him. And in his most desperate round of ULTRA-PROJECTION yet, Mersh criticizes the lady for using a cat to "clout chase." Has Hollywood Mersh finally met his equal in the form of another crazy cat lady, or will she turn out to not be real like all the rest of the women in his li

Welcome to the DARK FUTURE™. Pod Awful went AWOL for a while after being terminated by the Tech Execs yet again, having Mom's Basement Studios implode, and contracting Crowder-David's disease. Luckily, now Jesse is back, fully VAXX-MAXXED, and better than ever with a new LAWLESS PODCAST MOON BASE STUDIO. In the down-time, the biggest LOLCOW of all time, Revenge of the Cis and Nightwave Radio's own MERSH has been running rampant, embarrassing himself all White Boy Summer-long. Without the watchful eye of the Goonopticon™ (Patent Pending) to keep him in check, Mersh managed to run into Baked Alaska on the streets of Tampa, and get called out for still being a sentient beach ball, went to Las Vegas and doxxed his bathroom, had hot garbage sent to his house, and ate his own dick and balls while getting laughed at by Ethan Ralph and a panel of goons for being a drunken mess on the Killstream. With the fate of the Pod Awful moon base on the line thanks to the Shadow Cabal of Network Executives, Jesse is FORCED to b

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[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis was so NOT angry that Jesse showed pictures of his apartment BEHIND A PAYWALL (Where Mersh believes only 15 people will see it), that he decided to DOXX HIMSELF PUBLICLY TO HIS AUDIENCE. I assume to own the libs, or something? I dunno. This resulted in Mersh being inundated with McDonald's and pizza deliveries, bought and paid for, in an effort to try to get him to break his diet and get fatter. But somehow Mersh doesn't get the joke. It's called the Pizza Fund for a reason! While Mersh pretends he isn't eating his Italian sausage and alfredo sauce pizza, Jesse focuses in on a recent tweet from the E-Waitress. Grifting Queen believes Jesse spends his days speculating on the consistency of the shits Caller Mersh takes. Sounds like a good enough idea for an episode to me! We bring in an actual medical (Mexican) doctor and try to get to the BOTTOM of what kind of turds a steak and

A visit down memory lane from a brand new perspective! It's the time Jesse met up with Mersh in New York City for an IRL @Nightwave Radio ! Watch the troll saga begin as Jesse doxxes Mersh's big belly for the first time, endures the autistic advances of carl ii, steals Mersh's most loyal fans from @Revenge Of The Cis , and introduces the now infamous moniker "Hollywood Mersh." Get the full picture for the first time of how it all began. PLUS: Mersh falls for a prank live during the show, and ex-communicates ZenRhino from "Da Family." And Jesse invites a stalker to meet Mersh. Want to see what happens when the Stalker shows up? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/D4AX7FFjXHo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@p

[3 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] OI, CRIKEY! Randbot, an Internet also-ran, Aut-Right, stolen valor, alcoholic, Australian shitpost streamer and cohost of Ethan Ralph's Killstream is big time mad at Jesse. Rand, Ethan, PPP, and Pod Awful were all on Twisted Mind with Andy Warski and Kyler, and things quickly got out of control. Everyone was fighting, screaming, and losing their minds... except Jesse who was just laughing at it all. For some reason, complete stranger Randbot decided to try to pick a fight with The Internet's Boyfriend, and it didn't work out for him. Jesse didn't know Rand was supposed to be AnonymousOnline™ GuyFawkesMask®, and showed a photo of Rand from Google Images on stream. Randbot and his three-man, broken Jewdar militia have been on a rampage to cancel Pod Awful ever since. Problem is, nobody knew who the photo was... until Rand doxxed himself. We go through the Kiwifarms evidece, the wife beating, the dirt floors, the handicap headache,

GAMER INCELS FINALLY RISE UP! My best bro, and top-gamer, Ruphio Pheonix joins us to LAY DOWN THE LAW on women after a week of being mistreated by every woman in his life. Feminism will finally be destroyed GAMER STYLE. Ruphio is an incel, and he is PROUD. He's tired of women leaving him for pedos. He's sick of femoids asking him to buy them meth. He's especially tired of his mom disrespecting him while she takes care of his son. Jesse and Ruphio team up to figure out what he is doing wrong, and create a hero who RISES FROM THE ASHES for the whole gaming community. Jesse set up a Video Game Character Creator to help Ruphio find the perfect woman, but Ruphio already knows exactly who his Goonicorn is. Ruphio defends his homie Jesse against some sick Gyno-drone named Lauren Pritchard making claims about him being paranormal. And Lilah, Ruphio's ex-girlfriend, joins the show, and gets completely sideswiped by Ruphio setting her up for an EPIC WIN. Want to see Ruphio's epic return to our Discord? Get the behind-t

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] WELCOME TO MY PODCAST STUDIO TOUR! I am obsessed with podcast studios and sets. I spend a lot of time working on my own. Unfortunately, after covering @Nightwave Radio on Gavin McInnes on @The Dick Show the other week, my studio exploded. Now I'm left picking up the pieces, but in the mean time I might as well review Mersh, Gavin, and Dick Masterson's studios and find out who is really making bank. Dick is a Prom King in the Hollywood Hills, Gavin is a multi-millionaire in New York City, and Mersh? Well... we found Mersh's recording space and it is more "studio apartment" than podcast studio. YIKES! Wait until you see where Mersh parks his Beemer! PLUS: Joe Rogan's failed Chinese Restaurant studio, and Mersh does some Buck Breaking. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/J9ph2e6f6t8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWI

LOLCOW. Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis (I mean... Star Wars?) and Nightwave Radio claims he is not a lolcow. In fact, he is so not a lolcow, the very act of making fun of him makes YOU uncool! But if Mersh isn't a lolcow, then why are his teats so milkable? Why does this fatted calf not look out of place in the great pantheon of Goons such as Chris-Chan, KingCobraJFS, and Terry A. Davis? How come Mersh himself said his own father was a lolcow? I'm going to make the case that not only is Mersh a Juju-level milktruck, but that he may in fact be the GREATEST lolcow. PLUS: Mersh's new diet of pasta with a side of steak, the MOMENT Mersh was scared into be coming a gun guy and a gym guy, predictions on the next phase of his never-ending search for a personality, a follow-up with the Santa Cruz Joker, AND MORE! LOLCOW: https://i.imgur.com/2n0kRbb.png REDDIT: https://reddit.com/r/Mersh/comments/o8sl4v/lolcow_upvote_this_so_that_this_photo_of_mersh_is/ Want to see how the Santa Cruz Joker responded to my fight challen

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I baited the Santa Cruz Joker into doing my bidding once again, this time in the form of some Instagram posts. A few simple photos calling out his lies, and sure enough, he starts producing more content-milk for me like a good little lolcow. But suddenly the Goon-teat ran dry, because Harlan had deleted one of his videos. He was running scared! Now, it's time to challenge him to a fight, a real one. None of this fantasy crap where I live across the country from him and he pretends I'm gonna show up to a bowling alley to throw bread at him. A KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT BRAWL AT THE SANTA CRUZ AQUARIUM! Will he be man enough to show? Or is he just the Earth's Joke? PLUS: Steven Crowder ran scared from Ethan Klein and Sam Seder on the H3 Podcast, Addressing Katie Meltface and the Legion Of Goon's paranormal accusations, a new banger by Angie's Random Edits, and diving into the strange dog-morphing sexual proclivities of our new LADY JOKE