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I WAS DUMPED BY MARILYN MANSON. We are no longer best friends. As a result, I will NEVER DO ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT MARILYN MANSON AGAIN... except this one. I already promised Mini Manson, the trans autistic Manson impersonator performer, that they could do a full concert on my show. Not only am I a manson of my word, but I have assembled some music and entertainment industry titans, including the son of Richard Branson, the PR guy for Marilyn Manson, and the manager of MINI KISS, to judge an American Idol style competition. The prize? A million dollar record deal and a trip to Hollywood, California. PLUS: A sexual abuse survivors' meeting, announcing the winner of the "New Name For Mini Manson" contest, and an appearance by our friend KANYE WEST. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we speak to one of Manson's most autistic fans, and watch the Will Smith/ Chris Rock HITCH SLAP live! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/7ij6OGWWFr0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awfu

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The Marilyn Manson Uncancelled fanbase are now coming after me on Instagram to, irony of all ironies, CANCEL ME. It isn't a #MeToo moment, though. Instead, I used the dreaded NO-NO WORD. Not exactly my first rodeo with this, but I realized that in the second half of the Evan Rachel Wood documentary, PHOENIX RISING, Wood tries to get Manson cancelled for the exact same thing! In fact, she basically throws the woke-checklist-cancel-book at him hoping ANYTHING will stick. We watch the whole GRUELING second part, titled STANDING UP, while riffing on just how fake the whole thing is. Evan and Illma Gore actually go to an abandoned FBI building and FAKE talking to the feds! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/my9eyLuVGpY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYS

SPECIAL GUEST: MANSON! We are at WAR with RUSSIA! Well, not "we," per se, more just me, Jesse. And not all of Russia, exactly, just one lunatic Russian woman and Marilyn Manson SUPERFAN. In fact, half the Marilyn Manson fan community hates me now. Why? Because I have become best friends WITH MANSON HIMSELF. On Instagram, stan-accounts and obsessed jealous women are losing their Manson-marbles over my posts about talking to Manson. Calling me a fake, a fraud, a charlatan. One girl, named 90'sMansonOnly, essentially did my whole show for me, streaming about all my Manson posts, and even promoting other Pod Awful videos, including my ill-fated trip to the Capitol Building for 3/11. Speaking of which, is it possible Russian influencers were the ones that stopped me? Were they behind my KIDNAPING IN AN UBER? I'm joined on this episode by Manson himself to clear the air, and we even get a MINI MANSON concert! PLUS: I found the Uber driver that allegedly kidnapped our GOON, Illma Gore, and managed to get the truth o

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The HBO documentary, Phoenix Rising, about Evan Rachel Wood accusing Marilyn Manson of abuse, isn't out until next week, but that won't stop the Pod Awful cult from watching it! The star of the show, bizarrely, is Pod Awful GOON Illma Gore, and now that Manson has sued Wood and Gore, revealing their horrible CRIMES, it makes this doc look really stupid instead of just annoying. Well if Illma can pretend to be an FBI agent and SWAT people, I think we can do one little illegal stream. Let's mock the doc! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/hu5J8aGJD4k RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ MERCH: http://poda

Marilyn Manson has been accused of abuse by his former girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. Obviously I don't give a shit about that, because I am a male. HOWEVER, it turns out an old enemy and GOON of the show is involved, too! Toilet artist, ILLMA GORE, is apparently now not only dating Evan Rachel Wood, but has masterminded a conspiracy against Marilyn Manson to #MeToo him in an effort to get more famous, and she has made a documentary about it all that is about to premiere on HBO. Marilyn Manson is now SUING the Pod Awful-tattooed-GOON for not only defamation, but also SWATTING, IMPERSONATING AN FBI AGENT, and HACKING! Get the Pod Awfter Show with the rest of the lawsuit doc, plus a visit from Ruphio Pheonix in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9WrK4BU0YD8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.t

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $20 level. http://podawful.pizza] THE END OF THE MERSH EFFECT! WAR ON THE ENTIRE ROTC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! After Jesse's unceremonious shunning from CBDX after the SPONSOR CUCKING episode, something insane happened. CBDX hired Jesse's friend Laura to work for the company, gave her a corporate email, and paid her to bring new podcasts to them for sponsorship. In a shocking twist, Laura has committed CORPORATE ESPIONAGE against the illegal drug company, and sided with Jesse. Now, all the emails, with every member of the Mersh effect and the CEO of CBDX is in Pod Awful's hands. Realizing Mersh must get off on all this humiliation, Jesse offers up one final blood sacrifice of epic proportions to the Grifting Queen's pre-scrummed khakis to finally put an end to the domination-kink-fueled psychosexual digital assault from the Bonemuncher. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QVw0qxcox0w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Mersh continues having to endure the SLAWLOCAUST after doxxing himself on Nightwave Radio. He tweeted out that he doesn't even have $800 in his checking account, so I figured he could use the Pod Awful Cult's help with filling his pantry. Unfortunately, several UberEats drivers now likely have the kahunavirus. The real victim here isn't Mersh or the Mexican delivery boy getting lost thanks to Mersh's new paint job. It is ZEN RHINO. He's an endangered species. Not a member of the Mersh Effect, instead a casualty of something called STOCKHOLM SIMPDROME. It's time to rescue our favorite Burger King Kids' Club member from the clutches of Mersh's claw. It's time to expose that Zen Rhino has actually been secretly trolling Mersh all along, and sending me emails to prove it... #SaveZenRhino MERSH AUTISM T-SHIRT: https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/autistic-mersh-by-balisong.html VIDEO: https://youtu.be/gvLoJ33

Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and Matt Jarbo. Mersh is upset on Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned the error of my ways, and it is time to apologize to everyone I have wronged. Somehow, this now includes names I never thought it would before, like Frank Hassle, Keemstar from DramaAlert, and Vito, the pedophile who cohosts The Biggest Problem in the Universe. But most importantly of all, I owe an apology to a man I wronged many years ago now. A man named BRIAN ALAN FORTUNE. Get the Pod Awfter Show with the story of Ethan sending the cops after me, and the rest of the Jarbo stream in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1laCS1HEuSo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard I

A DOUBLE GOON DOUBLE GUNT EPISODE! The two biggest lolcows on the internet, both in size and in milk production. Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and Mersh of Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis have a lot in common. They are corpulent beyond repair, with gunts dragging the floor, egomaniacal and drunk on the crumbs of e-infamy, and really really really easy to troll. And they have officially teamed up! It makes sense, as they have a common nemesis-- ME, JESSE, THE GREATEST GUY. I don't know why they hate me so much. I WAS NICE TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!! I went over to Ethan's house and brought him a tactical pair of diapers, and nearly exploded his home with my fingers of mass destruction. Meanwhile, Mersh has been so bullied about his camgirl thing he has resorted to reading his own simp texts on his show and grifting with revenge porn. I decide maybe Mersh needs a taste of his own Revenge Porn Of The Cis medicine, and share a little something from one of Mersh's former...ly alive friends. Please, call me FINGA GUNz

In preparation for his upcoming Mershumentary, Porsalin interviews the Earth's Greatest Guy, Jesse, all about the number one lolcow on earth, Mersh. Get the full 3.5 hour long interview in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/GZA1MGKBFf8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ MERCH: http://podawful.shop​ http://podawful.com #Mersh #Porsalin #podawful

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Mersh lost to a cam girl in the bed room. Now he is losing to one in the stream arena. Dakotamaryjane is the e-thot we PA-trolled a month ago, and she seems to think Mersh is a loser, too. If you think about it, Mersh is basically nothing but a camgirl himself, shaking those massive Gullies around for the internet while Florida-panhandling for tips. He's been reduced to sharing revenge pr0n of the girl who denied him a triangle ride. We take a closer look at Dakotamaryjane's own meltdown, and compare the two. Dakota herself is on the verge of becoming one of the EARTH'S JOKERs. Who wins the CAMWHARS? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TkH8JHBjtl8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.c

Hollywood Mersh posted on Facebook that he needs a STYLIST. A fat, balding, middle aged, unknown, broke Youtube streamer needs a whole new look! Mersh Effecter and Revenge Of The Cis resident artist @Mr. BaliSong couldn't take the ridiculousness any longer, and finally made fun of Mersh. Now Balisong is on the outs and a MERSH DEFECTOR. In his infinite Copestream, Caller Mersh decided to get back at Bali, and prove he isn't a fairy, by... dragging a girl named ShowMeKitties through the mud? And claiming he TURNED DOWN sleeping with her? I try a fe brand new styles on Mersh, and wonder what Mr. Balisong and ShowMeKitties would say if they were here... GET THE POD AWFTER SHOW WITH THE REST OF THE DMs, ROB GAVAGAN JOINS, MORE BALISONG TROLLING, AND MUCH MORE! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/80RNOoPBg5c RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/po

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] James is Trans. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/pi7p30CUHhY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ MERCH: http://podawful.shop​ http://podawful.com #prank #trans #podawful

WHO MASTERMINDED THE ABSOLUTE WORST TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY? The attack on the Nation's Capitol building on Jan 6 by terrorist insurgent grandpas and grandmas will never be forgotten. But there are still so many questions left from that day. Pod Awful is live on the scene investigating the devastation with a brand new documentary-- "Baggy Coinpurse." Jesse chats live with Baked Alaska, and grills him on whether or not he is a fed, hops on live to the Gavin McInnes show "Get Off My Lawn," interviews an agent of Alex Jones' InfoWars known only as "PEACEHOOK," and speaks to a reporter from USAToday. The MASTERMIND will be revealed, and it isn't who you think! Get the uncut livestream from Jan 6 Part 2 only in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/FixUsDWUvYk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/po

Just in time for Kwanzaa! It's the Pod Awful Holiday Special! With special guests, Andy Warski, Ryan Katsu Rivera, Charles Howell, Kyler, Baked Alaska, The Island Boys, Jonathan Hague, Kays Cooking, Jesse Lee Peterson, Kyle Rittenhouse, Ben Myers, Andrew Yoo, David Rey Martinez, and more! Plus, a Holiday animated cartoon! Learn the origins and race of Santa Claus, dive into the alternative Christmas Character Iceberg, sing songs of CBDX with the Island Boys, and see if Jesse can find the PERFECT GIFT for Family Day, the holiday celebrated by his dog, Jasper's, people on their home planet. But... BEWARE THE FAMILY MAN! Want to see even more Holiday special guests? Get in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/R14xBoZiLz0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@p

I stumbled across an e-girl taking a break from showing her orifices to simps on her OnlyFans to try to fish for new simps on Twitch. Not a bad idea, really, especially considering this Dakota Maryjane girl has already been banned for 15 years from TikTok for letting the nip slip one too many times. The problem is, even on baby's very first stream, if you're going to check the chat in Gamer-Incel World™, you gotta be prepared for trolls to go pa-TROLLING. Bask in the BPD-glow as this Digital Hooters waitress slowly breaks down into a cloud of vape juice, spilling suicide stories, getting a visit from a ghost, having an existential breakdown, and finally calling the police live on air, all before STREAMING in the most TOS-breaking way of all time. GG EZ. Want to see the uncensored titty-streamer and her doxx herself to her own chat? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/o9j9XN7zJAk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awf

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Race relations are at an all time low, with riots in the streets, police murdering black people every single second of every day, Mayo Monkeys forcing POC's to loot Korean stores, some are saying we are on the verge of a RACE WAR. It turns out, even the genre of TRUE CRIME mysteries isn't safe from racism! True Crime is owned entirely by WHITE KARENS talking about MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME KARENS. There just aren't enough unsolved black murders, we need more! Our friend Lilah, a missing white woman, was just declared legally dead after four months of searching turned up nothing, and the case was ignored by media. Perhaps if we lean into the RACIST angle of her ex-boyfriend, and prime suspect, Ruphio Pheonix, we can finally get the coverage e need to solve this disappearance. Ruphio went to war with a black listener of the show named Lenny, claiming black people are stealing our white women. So who wins the war? White or Black? Ruphi

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] YAKUB BLESS, FELLOW MAYOMONKEYS! The black folks on twitter have been getting fed up with the albino shenanigans of the negatively-melanated, so they started a Twitter Space called, "Why Do White People Exist?" My friends Gavin McInnes and Ryan Katsu Rivera found it, and as it started going viral, the HONKIES started losing their Hellmann's over it. I missed the whole thing, but in the fracas I was left wondering-- DID THEY EVER FIND OUT THE ANSWER? I decide to take a listen to their conversation, and get to the bottom of why whitey exists for myself. We take a look at the secret Yakubian clues left by the Wu-Tang Clan, Jay-Z, and more, and check in with Gazi Kodzo and Black Hammer on what's going on with Hammer City. PLUS: Ruphio Pheonix lets his Mayomonkey flag fly. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_lsfH84vfcU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http

KAYS COOKING has been a friend and an enemy of the show for the past FIVE YEARS. We started covering her just after Thanksgiving in 2016. Since then, so many insane things have happened with her that even I have trouble remembering it all. Luckily, for Thanksgiving this year, I am thankful for LEFTOVERS. Not just the food, but the re-heated content of the Youtube commentary community. You see, a couple years ago, the MILLION SUBS CLUBS of Youtube finally started noticing Kays Cooking, and now they all cover her. Mad At The Internet, Deadwing Dork, penguinz0, CinnamonToastKen, and as of last month even PewDiePie are all now trying to lay claim to Kay as a goon. But they are all just photocopying a photocopy at this point. The internet is turning inside-out, picking at the bones of the Kay carcass, sucking on table scraps, and microwaving the meals I left in the back of the fridge years ago. My English wife, Kelsey, helps me cook three of Kay's most infamous meals; The Meatballs, The Fried Rice, and most horrif

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $20 level. http://podawful.pizza] THE MOTHER OF ALL COPE STREAMS IS UPON US! The #MOACS bomb has detonated all over the Section 8 @Nightwave Radio studio. Mersh is incapable of dealing with the fact that Jesse SPONSOR CUCKED him. He refuses to believe it! After claiming he didn't see the show, didn't listen to the phone call with CBDx, claims the phone call was edited, throws Rolando under the bus about contacting the sponsors to whine, and telling the CEO of CBDx that Jesse SWATTED him... Mersh does the unthinkable. He just steals Jesse's joke and lies about it. Now Mersh claims that every single time Jesse makes a sale with CBDx, that @Revenge Of The Cis get $10. Or is it $20? I don't know because the lie keeps changing! Jesse goes into full on RELAPSE on the Mershahol to cover the INSANE lies, and to FIGHT BACK. Get the entire, UNEDITED, no-pauses phone call with the CEO clowning on Mersh, and a little lead in to the BLACK OPS going on behind the scene. (Black Ops,