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[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2456] What happens when a PODAWFUL GOON begins dating a PODAWFUL HENCHMAN? Well sparks sure are flying but not for all the right reasons. The Comedy Shaman has wooed his way into our very own Feds’ heart, but it seems autistic cupid has shot his arrow and it struck Mr. Burgers right in his buns. Now Mr. Burgers has challenged the Comedy Shaman to a burger eating contest for the heart of Feds! So who is the Big Mac on campus? Who will win the Burger eating challenge? Lettuce ketchup with our contestants and find out who can cut the mustard as we relish in this spicy Dating Game with a foodie twist. Whoever eats 15 McDonalds Hamburgers wins a date with Feds. But a mysterious third challenger is approaching... VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/3xHDPcDfu6E  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://podawful.com/cult  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGR

After two years of being too scared to confront PODAWFUL, Alex Stein showed up on the Steel Toe Morning Show to hash things out with Jesse. It was a bloodbath. The audience was divided on who won the fight. All the Henchmen think Podawful won, all the Chat Rats think Alex won, all the Toe-heads asked Aaron why he got cucked on his own show, and everyone who is totally neutral thinks... Podawful won. EVEN MERSH. Watch the whole head-to-giant-head go down in full with a little added context as Alex Stein confirms he tried to sue Jesse over jokes, send bounty hunters to Jesse's parents' house, that Alex's grandmother plays FPS at school, and see the absolutely disgusting video Alex made of his dying mother. PLUS: Mersh says "PODAWFUL WAS RIGHT," Nick Rekieta gives a big fat shoutout, and Alex's biggest fans are all secretly henchmen. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2453  Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we speak to Alex's CHAT RAT QUEEN, Morgan Elizabeth, and go over the treasure trove of uncut Stein content we've g

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2450] Happy Daddy's Day! And the Father Of The Year Award goes to... literally anyone other than Nick Rekieta. I would rather my dad was a deadbeat than in my life and as LAWtistic as Nick. Nick is turning into one of the Earth's Jokers, replacing his alcoholism with an addiction to... I guess poisoning the town water supply with laughing gas? I don't know. Give the award to Aaron Imholte, even, I don't care. Ruphio Pheonix is father of the year for forcing his own mom and dad to take care of his kid rather than himself. We give my dad (the dad of the show) a call to surprise him with the news that I'm having another kid, and we are naming it after him. Nick Rekieta, Ruphio Pheonix, Dick Masterson, Charles Howell, and somehow even Brian Alan Fortune all make an appearance. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/VEIh4LHRj2Q  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http

REDBAR has become the new Howard Stern. Not a replacement for Stern, he's just exactly copying  modern day Howard. And Ethan Klein. And Mancow (according to my DM's with Mancow). His constant chase for fame has made his show jump the shark, and his need to be seen as cool while looking like a cold grandmother has warped his show into a teenage pop star magazine. Nobody hates Redbar fans more than Redbar, so exposing a few of his DIAPEBEAST fans show the emperor wears diapers. And one of them had the nerve to get me kicked off of Youtube. PLUS: The most embarrassing heckle of Sam Hyde ever, a dork shuts down a movie theater to watch Redbar, and Hostbusters returns. https://podawful.com/posts/2448  Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we dive deeper into Ryan's wife, and Sven Stoffels' TRUE feelings on Mike David. Only in the Pizza Fund. http://podawful.com/posts/2449  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/W_3dqiEwx5E  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2447] One little appearance from PODAWFUL on Steel Toe Morning Show set off a chain reaction of events that sent the Mersh Effect into a spiral, unspooled Aaron Imholte's life, exposed Nick Rekieta as a swinger and criminal, breathed a fresh 15 minutes into Alex Stein's career, flared up Dick Masterson's contrarianism, and somehow made Ethan Ralph holler too. We take a Hot Tub Time Machine back to my first interview with Aaron, and watch it through the crossed eyes of a Mersh Effect podcast as they play Jesse Dress-Up and guzzle big boy drinks. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/vpMeJiFD4FM  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://podawful.com/cult  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  MERCH: http://podawful.shop  http://podawful.com  #podawful #mersh #steeltoe Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

NICK REKIETA, LADY (ugh) RACKETS, AND APRIL IMHOLTE HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!!! Podawful was the first show to EVER cover Nick Rekieta all the way back in 2016 when he was still just a Dick Masterson fanboy. Their shared history has been a rollercoaster ride ever since, involving Jesse leaking Nick's blackface pics, Nick campaigning against Jesse's Patreon, Nick coming on Podawful and apologizing, and even Jesse hiring Nick as his own personal lawyer. It seems Jesse's appearance on Steel Toe Morning Show has sent a shockwave across the digital nether-net and somehow resulted in Ape, Nick, and Nick's cross-eyed wife all getting busted for being coke(five)heads. We cover the whole hilarious history, Nick's "junking off video," and tune in live to Steel Toe to crash his stream and one up Redbar by one dollar, yet again. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2445  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Slmb5oIN8 PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://poda

NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED: https://imgur.com/a/clint-eastwood-no-copyrights-intended-vv2IFvE  LOWRES AND HANS ARE HERE! Clint Eastwood has the strangest Twitter account I've ever seen. Every photo posted is just his haggard old face looking lost, and absolutely obliterated with bizarre watermarks. I thought it would be funny to reupload his pics without the logos, but the Man With No Name's social media manager (a man with many names) didn't find the humor in it. In fact, he says I'm being SUED. Well, go ahead, make my day. I'm joined by Lowres and Hans from Movies (A Podcast About The Act Of Cinema), and we do our own Good, Bad, and Ugly investigation into the Clint Eastwood social media RABBIT HOLE.  https://podawful.pizza/posts/2444  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwtA_XGcO4  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://podawful.com/cult  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  MERCH: http://pod

[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2440] THE MERSH EFFECT VS. THE BIRTH DEFECT! STEEL TOE VS. STEAL CATS! THE CRIPPLE VS THE CAT LADY! Mersh is big mad after Jesse appeared on Steel Toe Morning Show, and now the Queen must put Aaron through a loyalty trial. Mersh superchatted Steel Toe making fun of Aaron's crip-co-host, Wheelchair Johnny, causing Johnny to burst out into an emotional mental break down. A new low for the Gunted Grint, but this is exactly his usual pattern of attack. April isn't around for him to trash a woman, so instead he's gotta swing his t-rex arms at the gimpy kid from his "cat rescue" account. The Mersh Effect Civil War is officially on! VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605LuOw85Mo  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://podawful.com/cult  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  MERCH: http://podawful.shop  http://podawful.com 

Nightwave Radio isn't paying the bills anymore for Mersh. The Rumble bots just aren't big enough numbers for him anymore. Maybe the views will go up if he snatches enough cats from the Circle K and forces THEM to watch. Over on The Bad Luck Boys channel, Jesse has managed to Max Headroom his way into Mersh's stream and drop a truth bomb on the 12 cat ladies watching in his own Mersh Headroom Incident. Now the Queen is melting down on Twitter over the hacked signal, and even Ethan Ralph is weighing in. Catch The Nightwave! https://podawful.com/posts/2438  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCBYpjFjz8  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  CULT: http://podawful.com/cult  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  MERCH: http://podawful.shop  http://podawful.com  #podawful #mersh #nightwaveradio Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

Youtube banned the PODAWFUL channel for promoting paywalled content. You know, the thing that millions of users do every single day on the platform. Watch me slowly melt down in a Kafka-esque hellscape of Indian robot people trying to figure out what words mean. http://podawful.com

Sven Stoffels is a talented animator, comic book artist, and streamer. I don't know him from any other thing. He is also my best friend. Sven will be drawing famous black figures from history in honor of Black History Month including Ethan Ralph, Mike David from Redbar, Tom Gulley, and Ruphio Pheonix. Also Jim Norton is married to a guy. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2432 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsS8r0tFxkg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #svenstoffels Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

Salvopancakes was fired by Keemstar, dumped by Redbar, and ex-communicated by Ethan Ralph, so now he's here. After losing Salvo's Spelling Bee (even though he was given a disabled child's rules), Ethan Ralph challenged Salvo to get more viewers as guest host of Podawful than Ethan did with a bet of $200 on the line. Now Ethan is running from his booking on the show, blocking Jesse and Salvo, and possibly view-botting streams. Salvo brings on a certain surprise guest to diagnose Ralph's mental illness. PLUS: Cog copes and AugieRFC revelations. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2431 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_01nhOj9bLo  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #salvopan

A Mexican took over my job and did it worse. Shocker. Ethan Ralph nearly ruins his big chance guest hosting PODAWFUL until Mini Manson shows up and saves the show. I apologize personally for how bad this episode is. I told Ethan he could do anything he wanted and he chose to force the audience into a permanent siesta. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2430 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdVn5pGytQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #ethanralph #killstream Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

The Goons get celebrating the New Year by getting hopped up on goofballs, and instantly breaking their resolutions. Countdown with us to the STROKE of midnight as Mersh goes goo goo for dabs once again. Redbar DROPS THE BALL while sneak-addressing Podawful's jokes on him. Mr. Burgers PARTIES a little too hard when his Burgers come back up on him, and he wanders around his trash pile in his New Year's Baby birthday suit. Female cop, gun drawn, female cop, female cop, gun drawn, gu-, fe- female cop, gun drawn. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with more Mersh Meltdown and Mr. Burgers' impression of sasquatch on the Pizza Fund: https://podawful.com/posts/2428  https://podawful.pizza/posts/2427 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s70K74Z9Pg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee

It's a Toxoplasmosis Christmas! Dr. Mersh reads us his favorite Christmas tale, How The Grint Stole CATS-mas. The mean old cat lady, THE GRINT, doesn't like the Whoish people of Lakeland, Florida, so he's decided to steal all their cats, and force them to celebrate his Christian holiday. Laugh along as the Grint starts his GoFundMe to grift from a stolen cat, wind up dumped by the charity he claimed he was donating the money to, and heads to the casinos for a last-ditch Christmas miracle! Featuring the singing voice of Thurl Ravenscroft and the miserable failure of Michael Schiele.  https://podawful.pizza/posts/2424 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XVXhUx4K1g  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.sho

There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARRASSING nature of watching zoomers have ideas, and Jesse's trip to America. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis chase the clout dragon again, Comedy Shaman confronts Hostbusters, and Redbar tries to remember where he's seen Dick Masterson before. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2422 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIqvavLfbnw  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #fishtank #fishtanklive Po

14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Comedy Shaman is a former meth-head, former DIAPEBEAST, and former enemy of PODAWFUL. Jesse and the Shaman have managed to patch things up, and now Comedy Sheman is auditioning to become the cohost. In this emotional rollercoaster ride of an episode, Shaman wows with his Hank Hill impression, attempts transvestigating in a game of TRANSSPOTTING, makes som Hank Call Prank Calls, and things get BRUTALLY HONEST. Jesse and Clay tear into Redbar, Nobody Likes Onions, and more, and talk about their TRUE INSPIRATIONS. Can Shaman overcome his demons and go from Goon to God? THIS IS THE BACKROOM CASTING COUCH OF PODCASTS. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2418 Get more of MORTON NAPOLITANO in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2419  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjNEI4KAVs  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.co

[3.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2415] MADDOX BLAST! Maddox is finally exposing his DICK PROBLEM. He's a day late and $20,000 short, but better autistic than never I guess. Dick Masterson is now on his heels trying to defend himself against a stack of receipts so high, they are taller than three kinda tall things put together. After years of lying and implying, Maddox accuses Dax of pandering and slandering, and now Daxipad is TWEETING AND DELETING. Some of the worst fallout from The Biggest Problem In The Universe and the Lolsuit were comments made by MR. BURGERS, and now both Dick and Maddox are trying to claim the other is the Sperglord's TRUE e-daddy. Well, Mr. Burgers himself joins me for the entire episode to settle the score. PLUS: Nick Rekieta responds to the allegations and shouts out PODAWFUL. It's MAD DOX VS. MAD COW. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX4DTGI1EWI  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http:

REDBAR'S WATCHING... Podawful. A lot. And his Adult Baby Diaper Brigade loves coming to tell me about all their psychotic theories on their best friend Mike David. I've never seen anything like it, the level of friendship simpulation going on between these drug addicts and their rappin' granny podcast man. Finally figured it out, though, Redbar has built his entire brand around styling himself and the show as a 2016 streetwear hypebeast. These people NEED Redbar to be cool, or else the value of their time commitment to 8 hours of nonsense goes down. These are DIAPEBEASTS. And the most insane Diapebeast of all, a guy called HOSTBUSTERS, inserted himself into my life recently in order to protect the BRAND. Unfortunately, Hostbusters didn't realize that 11 months ago, he had accidentally gotten himself catfished by the POD AWFUL CULT... https://podawful.pizza/posts/2413 Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we show the UNCENSORED Hostbusters episode where HB gets humiliated over and over again. $6 level: https://podawfu

[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2412] It's the 7 Year SHOnniversary! Soup Porter has been inhabited by the very spirit of the Earth's Jokers. An evil, demonic spirit that causes him to do terrible things, and I don't just mean the timebomb inside his keister. What separates Soup from the other Jokers though is he has his own true Harley Quinn, Merle. She is fearless, and crazier than him. She is his queen, and God help anyone who dares disrespect his queen. Also I'm pretty sure Soup stuck his finger in Merle's fupa. PLUS: Milhip's friend goes on trial for being paranormal about his daughter. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AyPwaydbAo  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MER