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Mersh, Queen Of All Gay Vampires, was interviewed by two doofuses about his epic life story: love, betrayal, bones, and hunger. An epic thrill ride of questions ensues where the hosts of Mir Musk vacillate between seeming like Nightwave Superfans and complete trolls. Mersh has confrimed on twitter he is finally going full cat lady and going Hard 9 Trans. PLUS: Turkey Tom's CARVING gets discussed on Lolcow Live, Cult Member James is confronted in an incredibly awkward intervention, and we are SOLVING WORLD COMEDY. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2410 Get the 4 HOUR POD AWFTER SHOW where Mersh fears PODAWFUL is behind this entire interview, and we try the James intervention again. $6 level: https://podawful.com/posts/2411 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQy2NMGfDpg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dli

Comedian Patrice O'Neal was one of the greatest stand ups ever, and one of the best parts of the Opie And Anthony Radio Show. But there is a DARK open secret in the comedy community about Patrice that nobody seems to talk about. PODAWFUL calls into the Comedy Shaman to reveal the untold story about Patrice O'Neal's proclivities, and which black comics are on the downlow. Comedy Shaman's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBGgbQ5-fg https://podawful.pizza/posts/2409  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZPCt-2oiI  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #patriceoneal #opieandanthony Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

Turkey Tom carves up slices of himself as an offering of cringe for Thanksgiving. After being completely cucked by his girlfriend, Tom cut her name into his chest. Salvo and Podawful went Turkey hunting, and are serving up a Roast for dinner. After Keemstar's DM's were leaked, he needed a distraction that would shiled him and his Commentary Community friends from criticism. Thus the Lolcow Live podcast was born! How do you make Keemstar, Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom, and the Indian call-scammer Mutahar look good? By comparing them to all 6 tons of Boogie2988, Wings Of Redemption, and Tommy C! The true "leftovers" of the internet. Now its the Lolcow Indians versus the Farmer Pilgrims, and PODAWFUL has managed to bring them both to the table to carve another slice of Turkey Tom. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2408 PODCAST: https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/pod... PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://

[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2407] The Earth's Jokers are growing in numbers by the day. PPP, Tom Gulley, Mersh, even KEFFALS are now joining their ranks. It's time to look at PATIENT ZERO, Harlan Dale Absher AKA The Santa Cruz Joker, and figure out the symptoms to the terrible disease known as CLOWN SYNDROME? What drives a person to their "One Bad Day"? We investigate a brand new death threat Harlan has posted to PODAWFUL for any possible clues, and check out the new Santa Cruz Joker podcast to see what really makes Harlan tick. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFHPOgegxvQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Former ARCH-ENEMIES are now teaming up to do a show TOGETHER. Tom Gulley is the man I believed had my Youtube Channel taken down, but now he has agreed to audition for the role of co-host of PODAWFUL. The only catch? THERE IS NO JOB. Tom and Jesse laugh about Mersh's dying moments, Mr. Spergers challenge to Tom, Steel Toe getting cucked, The Santa Cruz Joker trying to lure Gulley into the Legion Of Goon, the Comedy Shaman's Redbar reactions, and more! PLUS: Gulley News, Font Chat, and Tom's bizarre, star-studded episode of @The Tom Gulley Show that melted down into Tom talking to celebrities about psychedelic spiders. THIS IS THE BACKROOM CASTING COUCH OF PODCASTS.  https://podawful.pizza/posts/2406 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHWFnz07BoQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://

FRANK HASSLE IS HERE! Mersh nearly died on stream while smoking bones. He had a boneverdose. In a moment, I saw my whole podcast flash before my eyes. Apparently Mersh has been just inhaling toxic metals into his bloodstream for years now, but not to worry! he says it was actually GOOD that he had a mini stroke live on air. Oh and that it happens every day. Frank Hassle joins me to discuss Mersh's pathetic attempt to take him on a steak dinner, and Frank's future plans to HASSLE the Florida Panhandler. PLUS: British Mersh vs. Florida Mersh when Cog enters the arena for a BUM FIGHT! And Mini Manson's Awfulween Costume Contest prize! https://podawful.pizza/posts/2404 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDfMTjadEZ0  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http:

We revisit Mersh's graveyard mouth in celebration of Dia De Los Muertos. Mersh seems to have forgotten why he took his chat off screen for two years, so we sent him a reminder once again while he was live on Nightwave. DEAD TOOTH. PLUS: ROTC's Rumble contract still up in the air, Mersh's trip to Vegas, the INSANE cat videos on The Bad Luck Boys channel gives me toxoplasmosis, Mersh lures in children on Halloween, wheelchair kids, Awfulween Costume Contest, a surprise visit from Mini Manson, and more. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2403 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CVyTXcZT0  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #podawful #mersh #nightwaveradio Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast

HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The girlfriend body count continues in this action, horror, thriller. After Ruphio Pheonix was last catfished by an OnlyFans girl, the vengeful gamer incel turns his blue glasses on a new Final Girl-- AVA. Ava is a girl with a MYSTERIOUS past in one of the internet's most notorious shock sites, THE RED ROOMS. The DARK WEB's torture and slaughterhouse for camgirls. But Ava is not alone, also vying for Ruphio's love is her fellow Red Rooms survivor STELLA. When the Romanian gangs come looking for their prized e-girls, Ruphio is forced to make a WICKED choice. Is Ruphio's lovelife forever CURSED? Ruphio and Ava, haunted by the demonic forces of Pazuzu are forced to seek help from the twisted powers of a mystic NECROMANCER, and put a BLOODY end to the evil RED ROOMS. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2400 UNCENSORED DIRECTOR'S CUT in the PIZZA FUND ($12 level): http://podawful.com/posts/2401  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww61KV5Jb-0  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://po

A Redbar fan (an Adult Baby Diaper Lover) started messaging me a year ago, sending schizophrenic messages as if we were already in the middle of a conversation. Claiming he was friends with Mike David. Telling me he would be the next big thing in broadcasting. His name was Clay Combs, and I never responded to him. Well, I Gave It A Year™ and now Clay has his own podcast called The Comedy Shaman, and he is still obsessed with Redbar. Clay, like all Redbar fans, can't stand me because I helped expose that Mike David craps himself. We cover the Comedy Shaman's podcast, get an update on Steel Toe Morning Show going out of business, reveal our diaper delivery prank to the Redbar studio, and go over the HUNDREDS of unhinged messages Clay sent me about his e-daddy. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2398  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlUosS_3nWg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful

From SNL to SCP. KATTAN has been triangulated! I was sent DISTURBING FOOTAGE of the creature by two strange, demonic monks. They somehow located Kattan and went to his house to bless the cursed lands. Meanwhile, some Youtube nontent digital toilet named SSSniperWolf pulled up outside the house of another million-subs-no-ideas tubehead named Jacksfilms. According to the internet, this is BAD. So now I'm against this kind of thing in particular, and it is my job to keep Kattan SAFE & SECURE (so that he may be studied by science.) It turns out, these monks are part of the SSSniperWaffen, and the footage they managed to obtain of Kattan and his concubine will SHOCK and HORRIFY you! https://podawful.pizza/posts/2396  Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where go over even more SCP Goons in the $6 level: https://podawful.com/posts/2397  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAsMDmdX3uk  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/dis

Zen Rhino has been cheating on Mersh with Steel Toe Morning Show. His fifteen bucks has been going in Aaron's collection plate. His lust has been going toward April's rack instead of Mersh's. And he has even been stealing content from Nightwave for them. I was never, ever, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR gonna talk about these pathetic nothing freaks. I made a promise to never give them the time of day. But then Aaron Imholte committed an unforgivable sin against PODAWFUL. He stole a Goon. Not just any Goon either... MR. SPERGERS. In exchange for this CRIME I will be stealing something back from him. APRIL. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2394  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bziHXkAAIHg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook

[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2393] Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfriend named Barbie, one that nobody from the Cult had ever heard of, everything changed. Suddenly Ruphio had been whisked away by a mysterious, gorgeous woman who seemed perfectly packaged for Ruphio. She even came with accessories, like her best friend Megan. It all seemed too suspicious, so PODAWFUL spent MONTHS attempting to save Ruphio from the catfish while she drained his bank account. Can the Cult stop Ruphio before his new blond bombshell blows up in his face? VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lFw-twGMBY  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/22391] THE WORST PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It shouldn't be possible. The five top hosts in Late Nite TV, the five men who speak to audiences of millions on legacy media... the five... white guys. Thanks to the WGA Writer's Strike and their own refusal to pay their employees, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and the insufferable John Oliver have come together to create the unfunniest, most unlistenable trainwreck of a Zoom-call-with-your-uncle-style podcast to ever be recorded. And its all a huge grift. Amazingly, despite these huge names all being on board, the STRIKE FORCE FIVE podcast has very little attention on it, and that may have something to do with the news hit-piece done on Jimmy Fallon by Rolling Stone Magazine just a week after it premiered. It's CRINGE, it's FRINGE, it's GROAN-WORTHY... can you SURVIVE IT? VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpdDfYIBSv8  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizz

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without capture. Now the comedy cryptid has attempted to feast upon the flesh of Youtube, horrifying onlookers with his gangly arms, his pulsating hunchback, and his gnashing teeth. In this episode we follow the Special Containment Procedures to study the KATTAN in his habitat, investigate mummified Mexican Aliens, revisit the anomaly Mr. Spergers in his filthy hovel, speak to Peter Caine about his frozen Bigfoot, and uncover a shocking secret about the Detroit BLACK NEWS Team. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2387  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61rRoSgmqBQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawf

[1.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2386] The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a livestream for all to see, and the second he was cornered, he tried to turn the tables on his pursuers by HACKING their computers. Will PODAWFUL be FULL BLOWN PWNED? VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Runvb92uRdQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook   MERCH: http://podawful.shop    http://podawful.com   #podawful #mrswirl #predator Pod

Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2385  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook   MERCH: http://podawful.shop    http://podawful.com   #podawful #allstar #smashmouth Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it's not really my place to re-litigate this whole issue. Speaking of litigious, Gabe Hoffman shows up to theorize that Ethan has had a stroke. So I leave it to the court of public opinion on whether or not Ethan is truly sober or not. We play the evidence, hear the testimonies (poetry by Metokur and Alex Stein), bring in my Mexican doctor as an expert witness, and during recess get confronted by an INSANE JAN 6 TRUTHER. When the defense rests it's time to declare: TOTAL SEKTUR DEATH. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2383  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBxGI--CtRI  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER:

THIS IS NOT A DRAMA CHANNEL. We've somehow traveled back in time to 2018, and Maddox has released a brand new video. I haven't talked to Maddox in lord knows how long, but the madman did what every other Youtuber is too chicken to do. Put out a video EXPOSING HIS WHANG. Sorry, I mean put out a video exposing Justin Whang. I called out Whang years ago for being a hack and the WORST type of Youtuber, a professional "Wikipedia Reader." Now Maddox is adding PLAGIARISM to Justin's list of crimes. But much more shocking than that, midway through the exposé this video takes a SHOCKING TWIST, revealing more nefarious schemes Whang was inserting himself into that will leave you GULPING. https://podawful.com/posts/2379  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGHkieLoqU  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.c

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then, suddenly, Tom disappeared from the internet. Now he's back from the dead, and in an effort to make peace, Jesse chose to forgive Tom and make friends. Tom pleaded his case that he had nothing to do with the channel's termination, and after an EIGHT HOUR LONG stream together, Tom and Jesse seemed to have finally buried the hatchet. But the peace would be short lived, because Jesse's wife now suspects that Tom's gotten a little TOO close, and now after a big fight and a phone call to Tom's brother, PODAWFUl is in danger of being thrown in the lake once again. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkcjGLQ8hsk  PIZZA F

PORSALIN is here! It's finally August, so you know what that means! MERSH from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis promised that by August NOBODY would be able to call him fat anymore. Not Gavin McInnes, not Ryan Katsu Rivera, not Podawful. NOBODY. Of course, that was two Augusts ago. Surely by now Mersh has lost so much weight he now exists in the NEGA-ZONE where up is down and eyes are crossed. 5 months ago Jesse entered into a one sided competition with Mersh to see who could lose more weight and finally be RIPPED. Well, the results are in! We are joined by Ryan and Mister Metokur to celebrate Mersh's KRANG showing up in all its full-frontal glory on Rumble, and even dunk on Mersh's producer Frozen Asian. PLUS: Giving Royce body dysmorphia. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqo342Y75Ds  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/