How To Do Everything

How to defend against the dark arts, call someone a jerk, and look cool around dads.

We help Ryan and Ryan, and learn what bees are thinking.

How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.

Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.

How to keep score at a Cubs game and find the best seat on your next flight.

This week we save a marriage and improve the most awkward minute of your day.

This week we find out why EJ sings.

How AC/DC could save your life, and we defend weasels.

How to keep a secret, and how to say goodbye bye bye.

A 21st Century mom gets a visit from the 24th Century.

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

How to shake hands like a politician, free up space on your iPhone, and talk about golf.

The fun way to monitor air pollution and deal with an annoying co-worker.

How to defeat the Nazis and wind the Great Clock.

We talk to astronauts on the International Space Station, and help name a burrito restaurant here on earth.

How to start your day and clean the ceiling.

How to tell the presidential candidates apart and count seconds effectively.

How to actually enjoy yourself at the symphony, and sneak your name into your favorite TV show.

This episode has nothing to do with the movie "Love & Basketball."

Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.