How To Do Everything

How to make your food taste sweeter, and valentines that say Be Someone Else's.

How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.

Boy, that title makes it seem like a different show this week. Note: this podcast contains no actual Donald Trump.

How to make s'mores in the most dangerous way possible, and how to make s'peace with your rooster.

How to sleep with the fishes and live like El Chapo.

How to talk about the stock market, get an elk out of your basement, and spoil SpaghettiOs.

How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.

How to celebrate Christmas in Catalonia, ruin French toast, and get a seat on the subway.

How to find giant insects, serve eggnog, and welcome extraterrestrials.

How to always win the wishbone pull, dodge awkward dinner conversations, and eat as much as possible.

How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.

How to smuggle a live chicken, frighten your dentist, and hitchhike offensively.

How to stay awake during meetings, look sexy in a safety vest, and really smell something.

How to escape when you've been buried alive, and more. If you've been buried alive, though, just call 911 and listen to the episode later.

How to throw a really unsettling punch, scare someone, and delight children around the world.

How to survive a breakup, keep your bike from getting stolen, and count Davids.

How to defend yourself against monsters, lend money properly, and play a game of Crud. Also: a correction.

This week, we provide assistance to the Russian Government, and to two small children.

Pope Francis is visiting the US this week. We help him act like a local.

How to take a photograph of your cat, talk to your dog, talk to a British person, and talk to a British dog.