Save It For The Show

To celebrate my 50th show, my wife Nicole joins us to discuss how we met, camping, dipping tobacco, wiping habits, how long I last in the sack, me being a dirtball, quilting, pregnancy porn, homemade fly poop traps and more.

Old pal Chris "Eric" Tucker is on the show to talk being pulled out of 3rd grade, high school bands, our dirty college living, the origin of @danthebeast, accidentally saying terrible things in front of your kids, awful modern names, @amandabynes, The Norm MacDonald podcast, being a lawyer, Major Lazer, calling someone "boss", Mad Men and more.

We have @mikerevolution back on to discuss love connections, www.agencyspy.com, butt chugging, someone saying I look like Jason Alexander, Mike's very own urgent "Dodger Dog", my gripes against Daft Punk, Mike's gripes against Arrested Development, a new way to eat pizza, getting drunk around your kids and more.

More listener questions bring Vegas stories like Eddie's grandma getting pistol whipped, what kind of nookie to expect at a high school dance, hiding boners and dry humping. Plus I get a haircut/massage from Sports Clips, Angelina Jolie's double mastectomy, making friends on airplanes and more.

We answer freestyle topics and listener questions (both good & bad) including fermented duck eggs, a new sponsor and more. Plus some tricks I'm doing to conceive a girl, self love abstinence, the Teen Mom porno and more.

Super random show about eating deformed snacks, "pressing the flesh", pitting out, platonic snuggling, someone peeing on my sandaled feet, Eddie's surprise party shit, the Philippine Consulate, Justin Bieber's imminent collapse, "The Voice" and our next freestyle show. Whew!

Eddie and I discuss my neighbors thinking I'm a weirdo, getting toilet water in my eyes, someone stealing his lunch at work, the duality of being a parent, my son's "dinner rolls", kendamas, the analytics of my life and more.

My pal Eric Mayville sits in for a long show about having a weird sense of humor, I give a shout out to Ground CTRL, fantasy sports, the lineage of "Mayville," my old name "Finklestein," Vine as home movies, plus lots of Wrestlemania talk. There's even a bonus double ending of the show.

The guys from Elevendy (Dave & Wil) are my guests this week. We break down the word 'nerd' and talk about 'celeb nerds' Isaiah Mustafa, Zach Levy, Chris Hardwick and Nerdist. Plus having the last name "Cox", Dave's horse fundraiser, why he and Wil hate kids, circumcision, Google Plus and more.

Rambling show today featuring camping, drinking "Indian" blood, my kids' Minecraft obsession, getting my chest and nose hairs waxed, Justin Timberlake and Bud Light, Hollywood Nerds, me spoiling Game of Thrones (I don't), Bioshock Infinite, unexpected millionaires and more.

I loved this show. Eddie and I talk eating placenta, Paul Rudd, March Madness, Team Moms, I pick up a "Felt Rose", my son getting the game ball, Will Sasso on Vine, Nathan for You, a new segment "What's Getting Your Goat" and more.

Eddie is back and we talk taking the easy route in college, Doritos Locos Tacos, me eating 10,000 pieces of taffy, Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card, massages in public, why men get salon haircuts and more.

I share some quick thoughts on the music/interactive/film festival SXSW, and then play the interviews I recorded there feat. Greg Patterson, Brian Cook, Ryan Harms, Christian Colasuonno, David Mikula & Al Mendili.

Eddie and I discuss baby talk, the movies Sandlot, Falling Down & Robocop, hero fantasies, concealed weapons, Justin Bieber, hunting jackrabbits, zombie weapons, slitting goat throat, having sex in front of animals and more.

Old friend Corbin Mack of the Runnin Ramble (http://runninramble.com/) joins to talk playing music together in high school, the woman in Vegas who banged her dog, being Mormon, my bar mitzvah, Family Feud, 'Formal sweat pants' and more.

Random show about Kickstarter, indecent proposals, my kids' penis and poop obsession, gross guy roommates, rape in video games, me being a little league coach, Nickelodeon, Mindy McCready, Dr. Drew, killing people in olden days, college regrets and more.

Very romantic show about Valentine's Day, bathing underage girls, massaging my college roomie, getting slapped by strippers, stepping in jizz, Vine, harlem shake and more.

Eddie and I discuss the Super Bowl, Budweiser Black Crown, the school teacher who got caught tweeting naughty photos, fundamentalist churches, zombie podcast "We're Alive" and more. Good times!

Eddie's back and we talk about beating up our dads, how much I hate my pets - and the insane lengths I went to keep them alive - plus Walking Dead the video game and more. Some real gems in this one.

I have UFC legend and my namesake Dan "The Beast" Severn on the show for a talk about the history of his name (and mine), his moustache, his family, how he got started, and current favorite fighter.