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Lots of rando stories including my tendency to get into mischief, drunk girls coming on to me, I used a women’s bathroom, Eddie’s car music and ‘ghosts’, Dan the Automator, my flu shot problems and the rest of your sex questions. Plus shout out to Vince of DTMMBmedia.com

Good pal Mike is back to talk about his upcoming baby, using social media to spam about your kids & getting wasted in front of them, if I take the show ‘too far’, Mike’s lunches, drinking smoothies, camping and ‘partying’, getting ‘boo’ed’, can I beat up a neighborhood kid?, plus Mike’s awful neighbors and more.

First annual sex show! Lots of user questions like 69‘ing etiquette, penis pills, where babies come from, masturbating at work, why I’d be a bad gay lover, animal love, waxing, plus getting a home cooked meal, my adventures on the subway, using Uber and eating spiders while you sleep.

We're back! The sex of my new baby revealed! And the recap of my Hawaiian vacation - all the Asians there and the whacky things they did, an awful convenience store poop, jellyfish stings, how amazing it is to have a smartphone on vacation, buffet eating, cheesy luaus and more. Plus couples with no kids going on a “datenight”, Eddie’s sister’s cheesecake company (http://www.renosweetcreams.com/), The Roots, Rainbow Looms & the government shutdown.

Firing on all cylinders, we cover all the usual gross, funny and weird stories I'm prone to sharing. We talk about my business man traveling and painful self-love, Grand Theft Auto and video game talk, asparagus pee, hipster Portland, my “meatotomy”, a bad driving granny with an eye patch, dumb 9/11 brand tweets and more.

Stand-up and Vine master Bill Stiteler joins the show to discuss Vine, Tiger Beat, my dog eating my wife’s panties, how to get into standup, manly man Alaska TV shows, getting haircuts from a gang banger, an Indian, a Latino and a Greek (not Uncle Jesse) and more.

This is a fun one. We recap the drunk show, how I played recorder in elementary school, me being the kindergarten music teacher, "Dan Villa", crazy stories of when I was a waiter, our coffee drinking habits, user questions, "racist James Taylor" and impressions plus much more. A fantastic follow up to last week's shit show.

Eddie and I get painfully and completely over-the-top blackout drunk in what has to be one of the most rambling, awkward and incoherent podcasts ever made. It was excruciating and embarrassing to edit, so if you make it through this show, you're a true fan and we salute you. Regular show returns next week!

Fun show about Filipino dick implants, cat piss luggage and other of my LA traveling mishaps, some very special news, VMAs and Miley Cyrus (of course), a milk ad almost makes me have an aneurysm, talking about my friends on the show, rapping in high school, starting a podcast war and a drunk show next week plus more.

I join Michael Madrid in Los Angeles to talk about how he 'invented' Facebook, being honest and weird on Twitter, Madrid's twitter impostor, the magic of California, his awesome last name and tattoos, Ashton Kutcher's dumb speech, Haim vs Feldman, being a "bad" good friend, me winning Best Hair in high school, Beetlejuice & much more.

A show about having sex with furniture and the greatest gym janitor ever featuring Josh Reddin. Plus skating rink nostalgia, anger over rollerblading not being cool anymore, the Jonas Brothers, Breaking Bad thoughts and more.

Eddie and I discuss first day of school jitters, getting puked on and having bloody noses in grade school, we give some shout outs, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Eddie's crazy dark car tint, pranks, petty theft, when I stole from Kinkos and more.

My sister Andrea joins for lots of family and growing up stories including pet deaths, having a good cry, Andrea's hair, our awful childhood diets, our free Taco Bell summer, "why do you hate dad?", my Granny smoking, "pussamika", my Mom hungover on vacations, anonymous internet homophobes, Krave jerky, Jerk of the Week, Full House reruns, forcing Andrea to watch me play video games and more.

Eddie and I discuss when I got busted smoking weed in college, our grooming habits, In-And-Out Burger, the Royal Baby, getting a bad haircut, when I had a full-body rash, hickies and of course, more.

Ad guy and pal Stephen Lundberg joins to talk about being a dad, David Ogilvy, advertising, sports, Syracuse, Yankees, baseball cards, career regrets, Office Space, binge watching Homeland and lots more.

Eddie and I have a man date, discuss 'dick in a popcorn bag' and other movie action, fireworks, more listener questions, my fleshlight story, we officially have 'haters', JO routines, fake IDs and more strip club stories. A really manly epi.

My son Evan is back. We talk about watching classic movies, enjoying the summer, being his baseball coach, Roald Dahl, Roku box, Eddie's car, becoming an old dad, zombies and of course, Minecraft.

Josh Reddin returns to talk about his grumpy ass dad and amazing grandpa, my 'drunkest I've ever been' story, me making Josh lunch everyday, gambling stories, the power of 'facetime', how much I love free shit and lots more ramble tamble.

Special one year celebration show featuring some of the fan favorite guests! Mike Bodge, Angie Paglino, Lyle Underwood and David Mikula join to talk Cannes, Yeezus, Kim Kardashian, Del Taco, porn preferences, tattoos and a ton more. Thanks for listening to the show.

We discuss last week's show (including some sex advice from listeners), Prancercise, stories of my amazing and perverted uncle, Pretzel Crisps, asking companies for free stuff, telemarketer pranks, iOS 7, Eddie's hit and run, cock fights and more.