Save It For The Show

Jordan Harbinger, creator of theartofcharm.com is on this week to discuss how to get laid. Just kidding (sort of). We talk about why he started The Art of Charm, how they help men etc. plus answer a bunch of goofy listener questions (when to have kids, one night stands, how to get your wife to do anal, porno) plus the simple pleasures of drinking a beer in the shower and staycations.

Mike Burns, comedian/writer and creator of @DadBoner joins me for one of my favorite shows yet. We talk a lot about the inspiration for Dad Boner, his slang that’s entered our lexicon, writing his book, going on tour and even some exclusive news on what’s to come for Dad Boner (it’s going to be a TV show!). We also get into how Mike’s drive to be a comedian lead to him getting a divorce (and inspired Dad Boner) and we discuss our shared love of baseball (and notably a crisp new hat).

Fellow podcaster John Papageorgiou from “In Papa’s Basement” joins the show today and we talk about why we podcast, how it’s a tough gig and why Apple/iTunes sucks, our shared love of “Don & Mike”, using Reddit and getting made fun of for our names. Plus I talk about a confrontation I have with a crazy lady on my street, the James Franco Instagram ‘scandal,’ John taking Propecia and going bald in general, Adam Carolla’s sad crusade for money plus more.

Mike comes back to discuss his new job at Google, his tattoo about his new baby, why he Snapchatted me one of his turds and why his wife hates me. Plus weird dads who won’t change their daughters diapers, all my new Twitter followers, me being an ‘alcoholic dad,’ people with verbal crutches, banging prostitutes in the name of the law, Mike catches his neighbors in the nude, Luden’s cough drops, how lame April Fool’s Day has become and more.

New show about my daughter Quinn's birth, and all the fun, weird stuff that happened at the hospital. Plus I begin my quest to start a feud with local awful radio personalities Rob, Arnie and Dawn.

Eddie and I plan our 100th show and play around with our advertising a bit, I give a #tugitfortheshow update, talk about some good/bad Mormon videos for kids about bullying and masturbating, my thoughts on SXSW and the drunkfest it is, my sardine experience and how to eat chicken wings. Plus Eddie tells an epic Church’s chicken story, hobo/coed porn, my conservative political handyman, a woman wanting me to beat her kids, we try out some show SFX, daylight savings time, watching the original Wizard of Oz, playing mini golf and MegaStuf Oreos.

Eddie and I are back for a doozie. I share a nice email from Paul Barman, we talk about the show and Squarespace, Eddie’s new baby and how she’s a gem plus his wife’s ‘primal groans’ and his love of John Mayer, my Bryan Callen story, my weird thoughts about ‘fate’, my gripe with Uber, I got my shoes shined, loud airport talkers, celebrating my birthday on Facebook, we discuss if I should #tugitfortheshow, Eddie at the Addy’s, Girl Scout cookies and more.

Jon Hendren (@fart) joins the show for lots of twitter talk including his own process, how badly brands use it and ‘weird twitter,' Something Awful, how Jon finds the strangest shit on the internet, Aaron Carter’s horny level, Smashmouth, how he eats lots of sardines and some cat chat. Also we discuss my Tea Party Handyman, True Detective, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, our favorite TGIF show, the movie RAD and more.

Internet friend Yvonne Cheng joins the show to discuss podcasting, her popular site unbaby.me that replaces all the babies on Facebook, why she hates babies (she doesn’t), why I love pregnant women, her job at Tumblr, the nostalgia/freedom of eating fast food, Yvonne ‘making fun’ of her mom’s texts, Kroll Show, The Lego Movie, the sad nostalgia of going to a video store, ‘knickers,’ Yvonne was the brown M&M and went to the Super Bowl, her big time shits, ‘hate following’ on Twitter and more.

One of my favorite internet people, Drew from Toothpaste For Dinner joins the show to talk about how he got started making comics/websites, how he met Natalie Dee and being a Magic card entrepreneur as a kid. We also discuss trolling in the early days of the internet, his ‘real’ job before he did this full time, his site the “Worst Things For Sale,” Something Awful, “weird twitter,” plus lots more. If you're a fan of Drew's you'll love this one.

Loved this show. Eddie and I talk about the good things that come when your wife is pregnant (including 'Father’s Treat') and Eddie’s looming baby, why it’s impossible to give a massage and not expect sex, embarrassing boners, I get 'closer' to my barber and call the ‘water police’ on my neighbor, plus I prank a poor eTrade guy, a woman thought I was going to rape her, I harass a homeless person and we discuss measuring dicks. What more do you want???

Mike Drucker, staff writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, joins to talk about writing for SNL, the inspiration behind his tweets (including the crushing despair), classically awful video games, me being a video-game-dad, and lots of behind the scenes talk about what it’s like to write for Jimmy Fallon. Plus The Meta-Barons, Broad City and my thoughts on the Squarespace logo creator controversy.

Comedian Greg Santos (from Marlon Wayan’s new site whatthefunny.com) joins us to talk about topless high school celebrities, port-a-potty masturbation, how he got into comedy, Kyle Kinane, improv classes, always being “on” and Greg dating Eddie’s sister. Plus Richard Sherman, brands tweeting about MLK, Monster Jam, buying a gun, the pimp suing Nike and more.

MC Paul Barman comes on the show to talk about how he got into hip hop, working with Prince Paul, finding his voice, doing music for kids, being a ‘stingy musician’ and what’s up next for him (including working with Questlove, Michel Gondry and more). We also get into the artistic process, what it’s like being pigeon holed as a “jewish rapper,” blue raspberry Blow Pops, using a fountain pen and more.

J-Wunder from GhettoGenius.com joins Eddie and I to talk about sharing our humiliating stories for entertainment, the origins of his site and his big break from Jamie Foxx. Plus I go down a ‘Kardashian wormhole,’ J’s advice to his readers, lottery scratchers, Workaholics returning, Entourage, the ‘double dick guy’ from Reddit and a bunch of user questions/advice about drunken sex, 16 year old Canadians, and more.

Quick holiday show with my son Evan. We talk binging on Siftshow and Netflix, Evan’s remote controlled airplane tragedy, Spelunky, video game presents, my dad’s ‘hacker’ friend, jumping my neighbor’s fence and playing tag as a kid, Evan’s “Jokelopedia” and New Year’s resolutions. Here's to 2014. Thanks for listening.

Hey! Show about NYC and traveling stories including being a ‘hero’, dressing like garbage at the airport, another passenger sweating on me and a bloody nose, Mile High Club, staying in an NYC apartment, the cold weather and my chapped nips & the NYC women. Plus more holiday talk like why I don’t do xmas cards, more on me being a shitty gift, old people at CVS, the War on Christmas and sex with the TV on. Thanks for listening this year!

Lots covered in this show! Road trips, bad drivers, "Trim Reaper," getting a free dinner, my Black Friday experience and retail people, fake Xmas trees and non-Jesus Xmas, gym weirdoes, annoying survey people, me being a grocery store bad ass but a hardware store pussy, a big painting accident, “Man scouts,” the iOS App “Quiz Up,” next-gen console war and my “dirty hand.” Shoutout to Squarespace as well.

I over analyze the show, people saying umm/like too much, weddings (Pinterest has ruined them, me dancing with my mom, smashing cake on your bride’s face), more of my crib painting saga, dating a stripper, Eddie’s feelings on the upcoming Pacquiao fight, playing my trumpet for kids, Madonna’s shitty children’s book, handling the zombie apocalypse and more.

New sponsor Squarespace! Plus #rudesterghoul T-shirts, being a lifeguard at Caesar’s Palace, football stories, my gross belly button, an old girlfriend story, Eddie’s fighting background, gamified sex bots, our classic dream girls, my wife is nesting, being sick, new albums from Russian Circles & Pelican, plus Eminem being lame and Eddie’s gray pubes. Thanks for your support.