Save It For The Show

Eddie and I are back. We talk about hiding beer & snacks, Sunchips being unhealthy, new season of True Detective (and some Vince McMahon/The Rock tangents), me trading a phone for sex, we break down a a handful of user questions, talk about Tony Stewart, local shitty used car salesmen commercials, overusing a smart phone at a music concert, the joy of Taco Bell, having sex with a cartoon and my stinky armpits.

Impromptu solo show from San Francisco. I talk about gin, lots of NFL talk regarding Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, discipling kids (and how my parents disciplined me), everyone being pissed at U2 and their free album, my mini bar review, dealing with the death of a friend, teachers humiliating McDonalds workers and more.

Ralph Sutton of the “Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll” podcast comes by to of course discuss all of those things. We get into how rock has changed so much and how traditional ‘rock stars’ are gone, the best songs to do drugs and have sex to, being a strip club DJ and we also discuss some of his guests like Anthony Cumia, porn star Lisa Ann and ‘fart porn’. I also break down the reason I have a thing for milfs.

Eddie and I sit down and share some great listener feedback, talk about the hacked celeb photos, me respecting my wife under any circumstance, my grandma’s weird birthday move, the scam that ‘box tops’ are, the ‘sociopaths in my neighbor’, more thoughts on porno web designers, my fascination with putting my hand in the blender and more.

Jaimee Newberry from @unprofesh joins the show to talk about design, the web and lots more, including Dan Cassaro and Mike Monteiro’s thoughts on being a professional designer, what clients she wouldn’t work with, raising kids with technology, being born and raised in Las Vegas, Dolly Parton and home brewed iced tea.

One of my best pals Josh Reddin returns to the show to talk about moving to Denver, legal weed, his amazing grandpa Wally who just passed away, Josh’s unique take on marriage/divorce, wearing shorts on a plane, my gross soap habits, how amazing Top Gun is and how much I love the dentist. Thanks for listening.

Eddie and I discuss last week’s show with Ben (snowballing), lots of talk about nooners and married sex, Eddie’s Tahoe vacation, the red light district in Amsterdam, @dogboner’s run-in with Neil deGrasse Tyson, new segment “Is That Weird?”, little bit of Robin Williams talk (including my fantasy of meeting him), Eddie invents “fireballing” and is mistaken as Mexican by our in-laws.

Ben Borowski returns to the show to discuss moving to Canada and how it differs from the US, his “reckless” sex life, having a baby, and his cool Shiba dog (and video game it inspired found at www.shibashibagame.com). Plus my continued experiments with “praying,” back to school thoughts, John Oliver on “native advertising,” and my “seven times” theory.

Eddie is back! We talk about YouTube stars who are famous for opening toys and playing Minecraft, plus lots of talk about my Santa Barbara vacation including how amazing California is, how important vacation is (and how America doesn’t have enough of it), sneaking my kids onto big-boy rides, awful mean people on vacation, married people on vacation versus ones with kids, getting accosted by a homeless crazy man and wood fired pizza ovens.

Tyler Smith, comedian and weed chef stops by the show for some fun. We talk about his comedy, his cooking show and lots of pot talk (of course). Plus the California State Fair and lots more. Thanks for listening.

Solo show! Fourth of July recap including fruit pizza, a run-in with my drunk neighbor, my kids’ obsession with fireworks, my new ‘sponsor’ Fireball, shoutout to our Canadian and Australian listeners, my take on Robin Thicke, breastfeed shaming in public, some good/bad user feedback (including almost making a car crash) and more.

J-Wunder from GhettoGenius.com is back for more fun. We talk about his awful night out including shitting himself, unintentional porno, embarrassing miss-texts, my supplements having crystal meth in it and I get the world’s worst haircut. Plus lots of questions from J’s fans - like when it’s the right time to talk to your kids about masturbating (and what to say and how to do it), about the awful people on Facebook, if a “thigh gap” is hot (and “Big Johnson” shirts), what’s the oldest/youngest age girl you’d get with and how a short guy can score tall girls. Plus my newfound love of Fireball. I’m ready for you Fireball. You can become the official booze of Save It For the Show. Let's do this.

100th episode! Lots of behind the scenes info on our process, how we make the show, plus an oral history where we break down a bunch of clips from the past two years and our favorite and noteworthy episodes. (Check out saveitfortheshow.com for a full listing of all the clips we mention). We also answer a bunch of listener questions including what’s next for the show, where the t-shirts are and more. A huge and hearty thanks to you for listening to the show and your support. Share it with a friend.

Solo show! Just me on the mic all alone this week. I jump all over the place and discuss how I got over my anxiety/panic at speaking in front of people, working the baseball snack stand, my son putting weird things in his mouth, I went to an filthy daycare, my son’s terrible treadmill accident, the CIA’s dumb twitter account, George R.R. Martin’s silly charity plus a lot more. Thank you for listening! Share the show if you're a fan.

Author, illustrator and good friend Jason Gurley joins the show to talk about his new book and a few of the adventures we’ve had over the years including our failed attempts at working together and more. For fans of his Jason talks a lot about his writing process, the history of his newest book “Eleanor," how he got writing in Hugh Howey’s “Wool" with his own “Greatfall,” his line dancing background plus we talk net neutrality, Jonah Hill and dealing with a friend having cancer.

Eddie and I talk about everything, and even have a guest pop in for a quick segment - local confused Alaskan rapper “Scarf Face.” Plus we plan our 100th show (email us your favorite guests/moments/jokes at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com), talk about pool supply store “Leslie’s,” and I describe my San Francisco adventure - including a lady hearing me poop, business men buying wi-fi just for porn, some stripper stories, therapeutic pelvic massage and being hung over at work. I also discuss me hacking my kid’s swing, getting poison glue in my eyes, what men do to get laid, the UCSB killer, people with no kids who complain about being busy, my awful nickname “The Ol’ Danster,” Coors Light Summer Brew and Memorial Day.

My lovely mom, Diane, joins the show for a belated Mother’s Day special. We talk about her and my dad being intimate, me seeing her naked as a teenager, the awful way she dressed me as a kid, getting drunk on vacation, my mom’s crazy union job, when I got arrested for smoking weed in college, my dad catching me getting to second base and me pretending to be my mom’s husband to get into Costco.

New friend of the show 'Eric' stops by for a segment on his favorite colognes, what it’s like working at a car wash, the best colors for BMWs and getting catfished. Plus Eddie and I talk about ‘milking’ poop from my baby, people angry at the rape scenes in Game of Thrones, I share some epic dinner and strip club stories from Portland, talk about our wedding anniversaries and my irrational fear of dying.

Comedian Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) who writes for FXX’s "Wilfred" and records "Twins Talkin’" on Vine joins the show to discuss both of them, including what its like to write for a sitcom, moving from NYC to LA, working for Vanity Fair, his amazing role in "Children of the Corn 2", how great "Comedy Bang Bang" is, how awesome soda is and more. Eddie and I are back next week for a 'normal' show.

Eddie and I discuss the past few shows, discuss our new website and newsletter, erotic fan fiction, I “dreamed” about Eddie, me dealing (and loving) with seeing my wife breastfeeding all day long, the lengths we go to hide our sex life from our kids, her new ‘move’ she used on me. Plus me being a shitty dad as the ‘tooth fairy,’ kids with allergies, classic rock guys looking like pedophiles, Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and WWE, Hearthstone on iPad, and finally awful Buzzfeed quizzes and Upworthy on Facebook