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No holds barred with Eddie! We talk about a crazy homeless Santa, the guy who has sex with dolphins, my baby daughter has a medical procedure, I insult my wife (shocker), I eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant, Eddie gets laid, plus lots of emails and voicemails. If you haven't please review the show in iTunes. Love you.

Friend of the show Dylan Schuck sits in for Eddie this week and we have a great show. We talk about dick pills, getting busted at work watching porn, Dylan’s love of the ‘casting couch,’ final update on me cutting off my beard, getting bday love on Facebook, how stupid The Chronicles of Narnia ends, Costco free samples, racist sniper video games, driving an Uber on Valentine’s Day and more. Hear more of Dylan at deadinsideshow.com and bettertalksaul.com.

New show intro! I have adventures at The Melting Pot and Target (one involves poop), I buy awful toys for my kids, a final yeard update, I have a run in with a “supreme bitch” in my neighborhood, we play basketball, talk about Valentine’s Day and my birthday plus more.

Great new show full of some hilarious stories. We talk about our new sponsor www.manpacks.com, I do something awful to my kids, my cats are shitting all over the neighborhood, my wife’s cloth diaper obsession, idiot people liking big butt photos on Instagram, watching the Super Bowl with rabbit ears, I like the pain from a cut and drinking bloody marys! Another fine show.

Another glorious show. Eddie shares a great story about a homeless 'child molester,' we discuss sex trafficking and “Megan’s Law”, someone sees ‘nude’ photos of me on my phone, I call my wife a “B”, a yeard update, I’m awful at body grooming, plus Taylor Swift and Manny Pacquiao.

Solo show! And a fun show. I yammer out another doozie, discussing hotel room antics (including pooping and cranking it), if your kids catch you wanking, taking care of my sick family, crying kids on the train, the American Sniper “controversy”, hatred of fair-weather fans plus some shouts outs and voicemails.

One of my most favorite shows yet. Tons of funny in this one. Eddie and I discuss holiday drinking, he’s doing “Biggest Loser” at work, my father-in-law gifted me deodorant, I saw my dad’s dick (spoiler: it was pretty big), Eddie and I play Lazer Tag and bully a bunch of kids, I describe a “Bubbie Butt”, I give an update on my “yeard” (a beard I’m growing for an entire year), I share a filthy story about my dog and the toilet, our new sponsor “Nature Box”, I discuss my newfound enjoyment of “ASMR” and how it lead to a poor buying decision for my wife and more!

Jensen Karp of podcast “Get Up On This!” and Hot Karl fame joins the show for an awesome chat. We discuss how he fell into a million dollar record deal as a kid, his appearance on Howard Stern, how amazing R&B and New Jack Swing are, his past as a writer for WWE and working for Vince McMahon and more. Follow Jensen on twitter @jensenclan88, listen to his podcast and look for his Hot Karl memoir in 2016! He’s great. And if you are a fan of Jensen’s listening to our show for the first time, stick around! I think you’ll dig it.

Final show of 2014, and it’s a great one! We discuss our Amazon Wishlist and the anal beads to great length. Lots of holiday talk like how stupid Christmas cards are, how great holiday parties are, the history of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” how Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer is actually a terrible story. And most importantly we discuss our best show, best guest and a surprise guest (Eddie’s dad). Plus we discuss “The Interview” and my son needing a suppository to hilarious result. Thanks for another great year.

Fun shoooow. We discuss the voicemails, our Amazon wish list, I’m growing a “yeard”, my wife’s hands, telling your kids the truth about Santa, Taylor Swift, the 12 year old who killed himself for being bullied, some other news stories and much more.

Solo show this week. Lots of listener voicemails, I talk about Cosby, someone on twitter tries to get me fired, my son is a ladies man and I love egg nog. Plus of course, much more.

We discuss professional podcasters, what a racket podcast reviews are (and how many bad shows are out there), I talk about my man-trip where I went crabbing, how much money you’d need to change your life, Richard Pryor in “The Toy”, having a sick baby, we talk about our new voicemail line - (641) 715-3900 extension: 222719# and more.

Man this was a fun show. One of my faves yet. Lots of hilarious thoughts and bits. We talk about “120 Minutes” and the lost feeling of finding new music, we discuss last week's episode with my wife, a new way to hug men, lots of listener shout outs and questions, drinking Costco beer, the criteria for what turns us on, watching porn with your mate, retrograde ejaculation, and my revolutionary diet plan. Thanks for listening, tell a friend.

My lovely and talented wife Nicole comes back on the show! We have a blast, and discuss our sleeping/drinking habits, my other podcast (deadinsideshow.com), my gross hygiene, we discuss the “punch card”, “relax-sex” and the “foxy principal” from old episodes, my wife’s sensitive throat, how shitty of a gift giver I am and much more. My wife is supportive and an absolute gem. Thanks for listening.

Another great Eddie/me show. We talk gun safety, weirdos who buy a mattress at the mall, celebrating Halloween at work and eating garbage plastic candy, my shitty self-given nickname and my mean one (“Danny Fanny”), my military enlistment fantasies, we question the size of dicks from historic figures, the stupid Lena Dunham controversy, the smoking hot Fox News anchors, my battle with Sprint, The Walking Dead toys at Toys R’ Us and more. Thanks for listening.

Eddie and I talk about how I hid my other podcast from my wife like an asshole, we urge everyone to share the show (please do!), eating Halloween candy and lording it over my kids, Farrah Abraham's (Teen Mom) vagina mold, Eddie gets scammed on Craigs List, the Dallas airport homophobe, plus I talk about having dandruff and another super embarrassing story from college.

Eddie and I riff off a great show. We talk about the last couple shows, a Whitman’s Samplers sponsorship, my beef with Pretzel Crisps, new shirt idea, punch card update, hotel room wifi porno, banging people you work with, my ‘best hair’ controversy from high school, the Breaking Bad toys at Toys R’ Us, The McKamey Manor, the smell of your own farts plus a ton of other goofy tangents.

Kyle Ryan, current editor of EW.com and former editor of The A.V. Club joins to talk about his career and how he got into it, some his best work experiences, Roger Ebert, Bob Newhart, and the controversies surrounding some of the podcasts he’s been critical of.

Special guest! Eddie’s dad joins the beginning of the show to discuss his son being ‘soft and stupid’ and being circumcised at 16 years old. Eddie quickly returns though and we talk about video game groupies (and male vs. female groupies), bruised dicks, someone made a meme about the show, my new podcast www.deadinsideshow.com, me needing to lose weight to fit into a suit for a wedding, how much people drink each day (it’s a lot), the new “foxy" principal at my kids’ school and women at the park think I’m a pedophile. Another hilarious show.

Therapist and author Robert Duff joins the show to discuss his new book “Fuck Anxiety” - all about how to cope and work with anxiety in your life. We talk a lot about my own anxieties, why Robert wrote the book, the stigma of mental health in America, the role technology, social networks and video games play in anxiety and lots more. It’s a super interesting show. Still funny, still raw. You know the deal. Be sure to check out Robert at http://www.hardcoreselfhelp.com.