Save It For The Show

This is a filthy one. A meme update (we got a bunch), mom’s have taken over Facebook, we weigh in on Cecil the Lion, getting your dick caught in a zipper (or asking for a metal rod in your dick), bit of porno star chat, “John Eats Carrots”, putting your dick in a shampoo bottle, Eddie’s hands are gong to be famous and more.

Eddie and I discuss the Ashley Madison hack, what my wife and I did when our kids were out of town, when I went on Tinder, how to ‘grapefruit’, getting a dick tattoo, ball sizes, a little Caitlyn Jenner / ESPY’s talk, waterparks and as always…much more. Shoutout to @sleepwithmepodcast.

Another quality show. My kids are gone for a week (hell yeah), we talk Trump/El Chapo, I “Bill Cosby” my wife (not really), my son is a hacker, IKEA Lingonberries, new segment - “This Week in Siftstory” (dick in a popcorn box), porno web banners, the undershirt controversy continues and much more.

This show was a blast. Some 4th of July recap (a dunk tank, sweaty balls, undershirts, freedom, fireworks), the first time I read Hustler, doing ‘hardcore’, regrowing foreskin, jack shacks and more great laffs.

Back in action. We discuss last week’s no-show, Seinfeld dating a 17 year old, a bit about gay marriage, I don’t like my dogs anymore, some great questions (including a rudester ghoul), I discuss the show’s equipment, tweets and lots more.

Showtime! We talk about camping, my wife is upset, little league baseball, fair weather Golden State Warrior fans, other podcasts, traveling abroad, my ‘dry’ update, lots of listener questions and more!

Wow, our 3 year anniversary! Thank you everyone so much for your support. This week’s show has us discussing making new friends, our old porno site that never existed, lots of listener questions (especially ‘split stream’ pissing), some drug stories, i promise to be a “dry guy” for a month, Youtube pranksters, my fave guy on Snapchat named Logey Dogey and more.

A filthy story, a kid story, an embarrassing story - it’s your favorite kind of show. We recap a bit of last week’s show and settle the dry vs. moist jerking debate (including circumcision chatter), I tell a story about my wife giving me a reach around, discuss the filthy ‘snack shack’ at my local baseball field, Eddie reads magazine in a weird way, I’m obsessed with my own death, my wife is obsessed with a new book about tidying up and more.

Special two guest show this week. Friend of the show Dylan Schuck from The Dead Inside Show stops by to deep-dive on a recent visit he had to a sperm bank. And when I say deep-dive, we really get into it! Then I’m joined by a dear old friend Danielle Fauske for a trip down memory lane. Plus we discuss being functional alcoholic parents, her psychic mom, keeping things ‘spicy’ and lots of Josh Duggar talk.

Eddie and I are back and kicking major ass with a super funny show. We give a final shirt update (we sold over fifty!), talk about a rude speeder in my neighborhood, fake controversies surrounding Father’s Day Cards and Louis C.K., my soup kitchen fantasy, how I plan to get rid of a pet frog, some Letterman chat, the new movie ‘Pixels’, I get a massage and analyze the hell out of it plus more!

Last minute substitution - my wife steps in for Eddie so we don't break her own rule. We talk about the shirts (it’s your final week to grab one at saveitfortheshow.com), my neighbors once again think I’m a weird alcoholic, we rescue a stray dog, we discuss our 11 year anniversary, new show segment “Dan’s Tweets You Missed” and more.

Lighting fast show this week. We do a quick recap of the MayPac fight, give a quick shirt update (we hit our goal!), an unfortunate 'Supreme Bitch' update, I have a post go ‘viral’ in the Podcast sub in Reddit, ‘stepmom’ porn and John Mayer.

Shirts are here! Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to order them now! On this week’s show Eddie’s dad is back to talk about the Pacquioa/Mayweather fight and more. Plus, I have jury duty, rag on the weird Youtube guy with the Lambo and books, someone thinks I am inappropriately touching my son and lots more. Thanks for listening and buying a shirt!

Teen show! We share lots of embarrassing, gross and weird stories from when we were teens including drinking, barfing, pooping and sexing. Some real gems and funny ones. I also ‘prank’ someone on Facebook, we talk Grumpy Cat, we make fun of Mickey’s and the music service Tidal plus a ton of random things this week.

Another raucous and weird show. I get a ticket from the ‘police,’ we talk about ecigs, reminisce about college, Eddie brings up masturbating and road trips (separately), having sex with a dead spouse, my neighbor is not a murderer, shirt and logo update (they are done!), classic porn stars in trouble, we talk about Hearthstone (add me "DanTheBeast#1523” on Battle.net) and more.

Good friend of the show Josh Reddin joins to discuss his mystery illness (he didn’t die), some major life changes for him (wife and kids!), how he’s terrible with technology, March Madness update, Cadbury Eggs are garbage, I stand corrected about lady-solo-sexy-time in a hotel room and I get a “Klout” perk that’s delicious.

In the most tame April Fool's day joke ever, our wives kick off the show to talk about peeing, wiping butts and carry our gross torch onward, plus my wife reveals a show secret. Then Eddie and I take over and talk about his bathroom dreams, the face of terrorism, ripping out teeth, why manpacks.com is great for socks (and why great socks are important), Tom Cruise and more. Walk-off music this week is “Death Rides a Horse” by @RussianCircles.

We’re back with an extra long show and it’s an absolute doozy. I talk about SXSW (lots of celeb sightings including Mark Cuban and Will Ferrell), city tap water flavors, my obsession with bathrooms, I worry I’ll die on a plane, Eddie’s DIY vagina, why www.manpacks.com is great for underwear, getting drunk in college and of course, more.

Eddie and I review and have fun with some products from http://www.manpacks.com, talk about 'smoking smarties', little league baseball, a gas station accident, first porno video and we discuss some updates on my daughter and the Addy’s. Send us in your thoughts to saveitfortheshow@gmail.com and review us. Thank you!

Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.