Save It For The Show

This week we ask you - what’s your favorite episode and what made you listen to us in the first place? Let us know at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com. We talk about the lottery, i fondle my wife while she sleeps (not on purpose), I complain about how people are mourning David Bowie, swallowing protocol, jewish porn and more. FYI - here’s my Spotify profile - https://open.spotify.com/user/danfields

Special edition show recorded from a secret location. We discuss how I’m very depressed, my son wants to know about sex, we fantasize about working in NYC with Howard Stern, measuring your dong and perineum, how to wipe your ass, masturbation origin stories, Eddie loves Quora and I love New Skin. Thanks for listening. Keep the questions coming to saveitfortheshow.com/contact and hit up our patreon.com/siftshow

Final show of 2015! Thanks for a great year everyone. We go out with a bang, talking about the holidays (including how good these days off are), ‘garbage people’, being Tom Hanks, i play bingo with my mom, scratcher lotto tickets, how ridiculously hard it is to buy condoms (and my idea for making them free), a little Bill Cosby chat, The Force Awakens (and going to the movies in general) and more. Thanks for listening.

Happy holidays everyone, thanks for listening. We talk about traveling with kids, Eddie and I drink too much (in general), more gift nightmares from me, lots of voicemails, what you ‘finish’ in when cranking down, Schrade knives and more. No show next week, so enjoy one from the archives!

We’re in the holiday spirit this week. We talk about our koozie survey, how balls are gross, PG-13 movies, SheZow, cheating on your spouse, we really break down the top porno keyword searches (people really want to bang moms), having a work wife, we talk guns a bit and how terrifying they really are plus gift giving advice - want, need, wear, read. Click our Amazon link - http://amzn.to/1YE2wcJ or check out our www.patreon.com/siftshow. Reach us at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thanks for listening.

What’s the deal with heaven? We break it down. Plus I realize I’m not much of a man, my wife’s annoying phone habit and that I’m wearing her deodorant, voicemails, questions and more. Be sure to use our Amazon link if you buy stuff from there - http://amzn.to/1YE2wcJ or check out our patreon.com/siftshow. Thanks for listening.

Do you kiss your kids on the lips? We discuss this and my nightmare home projects, my baby has a puking catastrophe, Eddie ruins Thanksgiving dinner, peeing sitting down, Fuddy Duddies, a scary sex story from a listener, wife erogenous zones and much more. Support the show - patreon.com/siftshow and contact the show - saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

Fun show this week (I always say that). I go to the mall and don’t have my phone, moms think I’m weird, constantly being worried our wives will be raped, the red Starbucks cup (we don’t talk about it really), I have a Dollar Store adventure, an awful bus farts and men vs. women farts, Krispy Kreme vets, plus lots of great questions and voicemails. Get at us at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

Your favorite podcast yams out another funny show. We talk about zombie apocalypse day dreams, ‘Doggiestylez’, lots of voicemails - going dutch, pre-teen handies, dick tastebuds, and written questions - anal sex farts and dream guests, plus halloween candy, Kung Fury and more. Send us in your questions at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or check out our www.patreon.com/siftshow. Thank you! Walkoff Song - Death of a City by Ken Stringfellow

My dog eats another awful ‘treat’, hiding from your kids in the bathroom, a handful of tweets (Benghazi, Bernie Sander, Back to the Future, Harvest Crisps), taste buds on your dick, history of ‘pussy got wet’, the ‘Taylor Swift’ pornstar, Slimey the worm is a dick mouth too, Halloween camping and candy corn and more.

My gym fantasy, Urijah Faber’s Snapchat, new sponsor Nectarsunglasses.com (check them out, they kick ass), what would my wife let a man do to her for free home improvement?, I go back to the future to have sex with my wife, McDonalds lets Eddie down, fuck Dunkin’ Donuts, the most expensive domain names, we talk candy, some Nextdoor trolling and more. Domain name price list - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_domain_names The Animals - House of the Rising Sun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKdN5aSC4HE

Show starts off with a gross bang and keeps rocking. A www.patreon.com/siftshow update, some porn chat, my sister’s computer photo, prosthetic baby penises, #pgw (pussy got wet), robot sex, biscoff, piss troughs, some music thoughts, Lil Dicky, Gennady Golovkin and more. Mandy Moore - Walk Me Home - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DQCgPeBPY Lil Dicky - Save Dat Money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY

Happy National Podcasting Day! Thanks to all you amazing listeners. Awesome episode this week. We talk about English porno (Despicable Me porn), men vs. women masturbating, my #dickmouth origin story (Ep66 - Meatotomy), Ryan Adams / Taylor Swift, peeing in the sink, my dogs ate a shitty diaper, an armpit / balls mixup and more. Hit up our www.patreon.com/siftshow or send us a note at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!

Our Patreon is growing (www.patreon.com/siftshow) thank you all! We talk about the British Prime Minister’s dead pig dick mouthing, sex ed from England, listeners want anal sex advice, an OCD roomie of mine, college girls getting UTIs, shitty breakfast cereals, I quit Hearthstone, my daughter eats a cat turd, plus ‘Flight of the Navigator’ and more.

Healthy and back in the saddle we talk fantasy football, "Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015", some Kim Davis chatter, porno Instagram spam accounts, we give some pre-teen masturbation advice, talk about some ‘road hand’, I can smell money, plus preschool, backyard camping and more.

I’m sick! And it shows. My raspy voice discusses our review in Splitsider, I steal a woman’s shopping cart, my son lights a ‘firework’, I suffer from ‘Trypophobia’, daughters rubbing their dad’s feet, we shit on National Dog Day and more.

Eddie returns and I pitch a dumb idea to my barber, we give some listener sex advice and answer a bunch of questions, we discuss our hobbies and all the usual shenanigans.

Friend of the show Duff The Psych sits in for Eddie and we talk about my son catching me during sex, our take on Subway Jared and Ashley Madison, the California drought, Duff’s handsome college roommate, we talk about what constitutes cheating and more. Get more of Duff at www.duffthepsych.com

No stone left unturned. Colonoscopies, extending a ‘weird’ olive branch to new friends, I have a poop emergency in San Francisco, first day of school, OCD poop germs, Eddie’s wife’s butt speaks, limiting the TV my kids watch, my wife is 'passionate' and more.

An update on Eddie’s ‘hand job’ and Cousin Dave’s mining adventures, plus drinking games for kids, some Donald Trump and Subway Jared talk, some great listener questions (how far would Eddie and I go to see women do something sexual?), some Chromecast chat (and watching porn with friends) and more.