Save It For The Show

It's your favorite comedy show. We ponder making it big, how internet saturation doesn’t let us break stories to our friends (like the Stanford Rapist or Tila Tequila's insanity), some of my (@danthebeast) tweets, check out www.motionsicknesspodcast.com (he made our logo), we give some TV watching etiquette, some relationship (cheating) and some pooping advice, Handy Print and lots more!

Eddie and I go to a country western block party! Lots of fun stories from that. Plus our take on the Cincinnati gorilla shooting, we discuss our first porns (what was yours?), some reviews, some questions, masturbation as a hangover cure and lots more! Major shout out to our patreon.com/siftshow people. We love ya.

Another weird and fun show (aren’t they all?) I have a gross big toe-nail, Eddie and I go to Dave & Busters and it’s weird, are we making ‘pussy’ too casual, Snapchat blackmail, our opinion on the Ghostbusters reboot, fantasizing about having sex with people, some bloody stool tips, I’d be a terrible TV chef and as always - more!

Eddie and I are sweaty! We discuss Native Americans, the awful ‘Gods of Egypt’ movie, a ‘panda pussy’, the Oakland PD sex sandal, diversity day, Whole Foods, Eddie and I pitch a movie, what would it take to get Eddie to go down on your wife?, queefing questions, old school porn, licking armpits and we try out a new ending we might do from time to time. Thank you for listening! Share English Paul's cartoon with your friends!

Eddie is back in the hot seat! We have a cartoon! Amazing listener ‘English Paul’ animates an old story for the show. Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to check it out! Plus Eddie and I are super dads, spending the night at the airport, middle school cursing, showing your dick in the yearbook, someone talks to Eddie about their big dick, Deadpool, Radiohead and more.

Great friend of the show Josh Reddin sits in while Eduardo is on vacay. Lots of dad talk on this one. We discuss him becoming a new dad, how to stay a ‘cool’ dad, share some old school stories, circumcision, drinking, plus his good friend Jonas Ball and “Walnuts”. Check this post on our website for links to Josh’s other more ‘lubricated’ episodes.

I’m a business man with awful flakes! Poor Prince has died, Beyonce is a genius, mermaid sex, transgendered bathroom usage, going to the bathroom after a shower, relationship advice and lots of other weird stuff!

I hate Reggae! Plus watching Little League baseball, Star Trek: TNG Holodeck, I have seasonal allergies, I go to an abandoned mine, getting kicked in the balls, Eddie and my Voltron dick, I scam a snack company, how does jizz work and lots more. Song of the week is from Autolux off their new album "Pussy's Dead".

Suit update on my fast! Plus we talk about being hungover, Eddie recaps one of our fave stories about going to a fast food restaurant (he’s a great lover), plus who gives a shit about Jim Carrey’s tip, jerking with your off-hand, what can you pee on for health?, getting a nickname and much more.

I’m fasting! We talk about food (and it’s power over me), Bernie Sanders, The Five Hour Energy guy, Advertisecast, bad corporate April Fool’s Day jokes, sex with a small dick, Eddie does some on the spot freestyle, Hawaiian pizza and the usual weird stuff. These descriptions are always awful! The show is good, check it out.

One of my fave shows in a long time. Once we get going we don’t stop. I go camping like a real man (I dip, I drink, I have a blade), people who lead double-lives, I kiss my boys on the lips with my beard, swallowing your own ‘essence’ (or a celebs’), go antiquing to get laid, we talk ‘clean breaks’, plus we talk meat, ‘Easy Cheese’ and more.

Oooh boy a fun show this week. We dig into racism, pooping, everything. Get you a show that can do both. Plus I get in trouble with my neighbors, Eddie gets in a bathroom pickle at work, I rant about direct mail, I complain about how awful The Chive is, I beef with a guy at a snack bar and lots more. #PGW

I’m Team Mom! And it’s a pain. I describe it and my woes with collecting dues. I share some ‘siftstory’ about considering a ‘rub and tug.' Plus Costco juice woes, Pornhub stats, ‘dick shaming,’ clean breaks, do we spank our kids, spitting/swallowing and more. A pretty filthy and raw one this week! Enjoy!

Friend of the show English Paul remixed Dan's 'serious singing' of Seal's classic 'Kiss From a Rose' and it's amazing. Thank you Paul!! Check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for more.

Do we bid farewell to Al B. Sure once and for all? We urge the listeners for ‘user generated content’ - a new theme song, ideas for objects we should illustrate on the koozie - shoutout to our Patreon.com/siftshow and St. Baldrick’s donors, we do some ‘real singing,’ discuss celeb dick size, I talk about ASMR a bit, young Eddie showes naked at the beach, sexy lady in uniforms, Fuller House, green burials and how weird casket viewings are and more. Thanks for listening.

A show first, we’ve coined a term! The “Sac-Town Shotgun”. We also talk about how I completely disappoint my kids, YouTube is awful, I have a sex dream, Eddie & I talk about if we’ve ever fought, filming a sex act, butt hygiene, weird places to jerk it, a great work prank and lots more. Super fun show.

Thanks for the bday love everyone. This show is a doozie. I recap my bday and my bad restaurant experience, how shitty PF Chang’s is, awful home cooking, some Kanye West chat, why do people put objects up their buns, Peyton Manning, ‘Super Penis’ and pulling pranks, I talk about ‘Pub Mix’ forever and more. Here's some links we discuss: Rectum story - http://flowingdata.com/2016/02/16/million-to-one-shot-doc/ Four Horsemen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCvwCcEP74Q St. Baldrick’s - https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/829478/2016

Happy birthday to me! We talk about President’s Day, V-Day for kids, Trump says ‘pussy’ (he lives the PGW lifestyle) and the Funny or Die movie starring Johnny Depp, bad home improvement, I get sweated by a mean-ass barista, how to get your wife to watch porn with you and more. I love you.

Hellllo. Another piece of entertainment for you to enjoy. We talk ‘casual racism’, we try out some new segments (What’s Your Story? and Serious Singing), Neil Degrasse Tyson / B.o.B., I share a terrible snow story, lots of questions and fun. Send us your thoughts - saveitfortheshow.com/contact and patreon.com/siftshow

Warning - this god damned show has some weird buzz a few times. Apologies if it drives you insane. But it was either post it this way or miss this week. Sorry everyone!! So on to the show! Poor choices! I choose video games over sex (and make a killer bloody marry, recipe on our website), Eddie and I go to 'Incredible John’s' and I bring in booze and eat all the pizza, I stand up for myself, can’t help it but a little Trump/Palin talk, listeners tell us their favorite shows and more.