Save It For The Show

The holiday was amazing and we are thrilled to be back! It's a hilarious episode marred by some technical difficulties. We talk about our new holiday tradition, Eddie’s family parties HARD, I go to an amusement park and allllll sorts of crazy shit happens, people who fall asleep listening to the show, bit of a book review, having a connected home and lots more. Again please note: Sadly for some reason my mic seems to be dying and was cutting in and out the entire show. I tried to splice in some audio from our video recording, but it’s not perfect. Seemed better to post it this way than nothing at all. We missed you guys too much. Major apologies guys, it’s getting sorted for next week.

Hope you all are enjoying your holiday! Here's a throwback episode full of great holiday cheer and frivolity from 2014. We'll be back in 2018 ready to make it our best and biggest year ever. Thanks for listening. ----------------- (Original show notes)  Final show of 2014, and it’s a great one! We discuss our Amazon Wishlist and the anal beads to great length. Lots of holiday talk like how stupid Christmas cards are, how great holiday parties are, the history of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” how Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer is actually a terrible story. And most importantly we discuss our best show, best guest and a surprise guest (Eddie’s dad). Plus we discuss “The Interview” and my son needing a suppository to hilarious result. Thanks for another great year.

Shoutout to those celebrating Hanukkah and your ‘sabbath’ mode appliances. I live out a rock-star dream during karaoke which leads to some holiday ‘serious singing’ on the show! Plus a Fantasy Football update, the crazy story about the bullied kid Keaton, we wonder what Eddie and I should get for Xmas (including inappropriate gifts), getting a haircut, racial stereotypes and more. By the way - Eddie’s mic unplugged around the 57 minute mark without us knowing in case you wonder why he nearly disappears! Bush league! Sorry! Check out the store! Happy holidays. We love you.

I go on a big-time fishing man trip and talk about it at length, including listening to terrible music, being one with nature, playing cards and drinking like a fish. Plus some reviews, my ska trumpet days, hacked sex toys, a Fantasy Football update and lots lots more. Remember to check out the store on saveitfortheshow.com for holiday merch (we're making it as cheap as we can for the season).

We are full of fun and cheer. I recount being so hungover I want to die, plus lots of Thanksgiving chat including my wife being deathly ill, we explain what ‘Fieldsmas’ is and why you should do your own as well as ‘want/need/wear/read’ when it comes to presents. Plus we have brand new shirts! https://teespring.com/stores/sifts    We also talking using an ex's dildo and sending an embarrassing email to a co-worker. And be sure to check out www.songfinch.com to get a one-of-a-kind song made for someone this holiday!

It's a holiday week and we'd really like to give thanks to you all for listening, whether you've been a fan for days, or weeks, or months, or even for yeeeaaaars, cuz, we'll be there for you. (sorry) But jokes aside we really do appreciate everyone's support. So during this holiday week when you're with friends, let 'em know about your favorite comedy podcast and which episode is your fave. We'll be spending the holiday with our families and drinking 300 Coors Lights, so no new show. However I recorded a little intro to the very first time on Episode 25 five years ago when Eddie came on. We've come a long way! See you next week for a new show. ------- Original show notes: Keeping it in the family this week with special guest, my brother in law and my new neighbor Eddie. We talk about weekends, our kids and my first wet dream. Yes, that kind of wet dream. As if there's any other.

The holidays are coming and we are excited. We talk about being a shitty Thanksgiving chef, hiding gifts and bad things from your kids, plus some Louis CK chat (he’s trash), we fantasize about being politicians, trans-racial people, weird hygiene habits (finger nail clippings and hair etc.), we wonder if a sleazy browsing history is enough to put you in jail, we discuss if Eddie will circumcise his upcoming baby boy, update on my cat’s ball sack, booty girls on Instagram, egg nog is back on the menu and more! Special thanks to songfinch.com and bzrkaudio.com.

Hello new listeners! Yes - that's the title of the show. No - we aren't that weird. Thanks for checking us out. We start the show and I’m sad (but not really) because my cat is getting neutered so we contemplate giving away his nads to a fan, or better yet his cum (sorry), I go food shopping and my kid’s dreams are dashed, a crusty old man shames me, and listeners Brian and Catherine get shamed for listening to our show! Plus lots of great listener questions (www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact), Snickers is garbage (and food as a reward), we find out what the sex of Eddie’s baby will be, I fantasize that Eddie is my sex ‘corner man’, special shoutout to AIM (RIP) and lots more.

Social media has ruined everything! We discuss that a bit, plus some Trick or Treating talk, having Halloween on a Tuesday, Eddie’s office goes wild, shoutout to Dave Jackson for checking out our podcast on his podcast (https://podcastrodeoshow.wordpress.com/2017/11/01/save-it-for-the-show/). Plus listener ‘Red Folly' writes some long, weird and amazing erotic fan fiction on our subreddit about Eddie and me, we answer a lot of questions this week (www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact) and lot’s more. www.patreon.com/siftshow | store.saveitfortheshow.com.

Back and rocking. We talk a lot about Halloween (including my weird and bad costume, drinking and eating candy, talking to racists) plus Eddie has a big scare and has big news, being bad at doorbell ditching, discuss ‘weird food’ from the subreddit (and our new question is - what is a weird hygiene thing you do?), step-porn is still all the rage (including #tabitout), shoutout to listener Eric for the new show art, we talk a bit about Filipino letter F’s and I discuss my facial routine. The actual products I use on my old mug. Be sure to check out https://www.reddit.com/r/SaveItForTheShow/ | https://www.patreon.com/siftshow. Also I’m back on www.deadinsideshow.com. Dig it!

Hey everyone - bad news this week, we weren't able to record some new hot stuff. But fear not! I dug into the archives to pull out one of my fave shows that's a couple years old. Especially if you're a new listener, you'll like this one a lot. It was a popular one. We'll be back next week.  ------- Original show notes - Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.

Go see live music! I talk about taking my kids to Imagine Dragons (and how damned expensive the merch is), talk a bit about garbage person Harvey Weinstein (which leads me to discussing me being inadvertently inappropriate with my wife), Ghostbuster blowjobs, shoutout to sudiosweden.com, what it’s like hugging Eddie and so much more. Thanks for listening. 

On this week’s show, we give a quick mention about the awful tragedy in our hometown of Las Vegas. Then we discuss Eddie doing ‘Sober October’ - plus if wanting to drink everyday makes me an alcoholic, the documentary ‘What the Health’, summer sex vs. winter sex, dealing with racist relatives, Squarespace, getting a free room (housing) for being female, ‘vore’ and 'quick sand' porn and more! Drop us a review in iTunes this week if you are up for it. Thank you.

Time to relax and enjoy a show. I talk about being the king of ‘dad jokes’, share an epic story about my cat having an awful accident, shoutout to superfan Barbara who visits Eddie’s grandma’s store in Vegas, we discuss a study about what men and women focus on when watching porn, a road-head mishap, taking mushrooms in Bali, the ‘poop hack’ comes back again and lots more. Be sure to check out store.saveitfortheshow.com, reddit.com/r/saveitfortheshow and this week's sponsor, bzrkaudio.com. Thanks for listening!

We are over so happy it’s Fall! We discuss how annoyed we are with summer, Bomb Pops, cool days, candy corn (is great!) and more. Plus striking it rich, shoutout to Julian Velard and Wefail, a listener gives birth listening to the show, a woman’s ‘life hack’ to curing her constipation, having good foot hygiene and a whole lot more. Hang out with us at www.reddit.com/r/saveitfortheshow

We tackle the big questions like, why is Ted Cruz jerking off on September 11th and PewDewPie dropping the n-word? Plus, Eddie gets some casual racism real quick in Fantasy Football, this week on ‘Save It for the Subreddit’ we discuss our first experiences with sex/masturbating (including erotic fiction, fisting, first porn, etc.), plus having sex with herpes, having sex with a married woman (don’t), writing a shitty book and lots more. Be sure to join us at www.reddit.com/r/saveitfortheshow, check out store.saveitfortheshow.com and have a nice day! For next week's Sift Sub question let's discuss any great travel experiences - good, bad, ugly, sexy, etc.

Labor Day extravaganza. I go camping and face down death (with a big lipper in my mouth). Plus we talk about riding a motorcycle, incredible data from porn sites, having sex right before you tragically die, new segment - ‘This Week on Reddit’, we discuss being drunk or high at work, give some love advice, ponder giving my wife cooking lessons, if Neil DeGrasse Tyson likes our show and more. Drop us a review on iTunes if you can. Also check out patreon.com/siftshow and reddit.com/r/saveitfortheshow. Thanks for listening.

I’m fasting and out of my mind! Eddie’s dad sits in briefly to talk about Mayweather/MacGregor and Beep Ribs! Plus I have a weird run-in with a cop, kids in high school are sad, my son’s school is accidentally racist, shoutout to bzrkaudio.com and Taylor Swift’s new song stinks (and her UPS partnership is complete crap). Plus lots of great bachelor party stories (strippers, squirting, passing out, etc.), softcore porn and shoutout to www.thewatchandtalk.com, I was on this week to talk about Game of Thrones. Make sure you hit up our subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/saveitfortheshow and store.saveitfortheshow.com.

It’s a total eclipse of my heart on this week’s episode. We discuss eclipse mania and burning out your damned eyes, respecting animals you eat, doing some sweaty putt-putt and go-kart racing. Plus we talk about the classic movie ‘Never Ending Story’, taking about ‘bins’ and ‘sick’ in tents with English Paul, we talk about our subreddit (/r/saveitfortheshow), I regret never being a ‘best man’ in a wedding, VR Porn and old-school Jenna Jameson porn, my wife is a terrible cook and more!

Everyone in my neighborhood thinks I’m a racist! (I’m not) To relax I go on runs, smoke cigars and eat a weird flower that numbs my mouth. Also, Fantasy Football is ready to go, Tech Nerd Chase and some college advice, road head, meat on a sword and more. Shoutout to BZRKaudio.com for sponsoring this week’s show!