Save It For The Show

School is back in session. I’m thrilled to be away from my kids, and Eddie’s kid is a dirty liar! I go to a water park with my family and of course it’s an adventure. Plus having sex with a horse, skipping a bachelor party, pooping in public, sharing porn with friends and more. Send us in your favorite show quotes/jokes from the podcast and we’ll add them to our https://www.instagram.com/siftshow/ page and give you a shoutout. Also if you played Fantasy Football with us last year, be sure to email me that you want to play or I’ll have to give you the boot.

Still Finished - Save It For the Show

Oh what a show. We talk about our John Mayer experience (and it will make sense why we named the episode that once you listen). It’s a big night out for Eddie and me. We dance, we sing, we do karaoke. Plus we talk about me being a ‘mean person’, I take an Ed Sheehan joke too far with my wife, shoutout to www.instagram.com/flapjackthecorgi, trimming armpit hair, mysteries amongst partners, being a male gynecologist, staring at dicks on the train and a ton more. Also - Fantasy Football is back! If you want to play email me at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com while we figure this out.

Eddie and I ponder taking severe action to make the show more popular. Plus we discuss letting your kid wear weird clothes, people choking in public, stealing candy from the market, John Wick 2 is an awful movie, we’re going to see John Mayer, I lie to my friends, do you know any killers and lots more.

Let’s get handy! I continue to be a manly man in my house and a broken toilet takes a turn for the worst. Plus weirdness happens at the gym, more awful office porn mishaps, how will we deal with sex robots, getting calf implants and a lot more. Dig it.

Big silver quarter century show! I throw on my #dadhat and talk about landscaping my house. Plus getting skin cancer, we wonder if we should we talk about certain topics on the show, discuss dick pics, coconut oil as lube, blind podcast listeners, Eddie loves boxing, ice cream and booze and more. We have a new podcast host - Libsyn! Shoutout to those guys. 

Full-blown show full of good stuff. We talk about my trip to Minneapolis (including a deep-dive on a strip club), what went down on the Fourth of July (with a 4-day weekend!), people who give shitty talks at conferences, my new #derpypersian cat named Gus, what’s up with balls, watching porn at work, TV show opening credits (to skip or not to skip) and much more!

Short show from the road this week. It's a quickie about being at the airport, having sex in motel pods, your house falling apart when you are away, bone marrow, calf implants, strippers and more. Regular show returns next week!

Lord it’s hot outside! We talk the weather, a Father’s Day recap, Eddie shoots a bunch of guns, awful ‘prank’ YouTubers, sugar free candy, I’m in a huge beef with Triscuit and go DEEP about how much I hate their marketing and website, hidden Netflix gems, ‘Skin-e-max’ actors and much more. Unfortunate head's up - very good chance Eddie and I won't be together next week. And you know how the saying goes...if Eddie can't do the show...

Take a breath and get rolling with us! We go deep on being a magician, getting away with crimes, if I should adopt a new cat, Philippino fighting spiders, the ‘call of the void’, sex on ecstasy :: using a fleshlight, terrible dates, lots of questions, looking at men at the gym, ‘stealthing’ and more!

This show is dedicated to ol’ Jack and whether he’s #sleepingordead. We talk a lot about him and his situation. Plus we talk a bit about guns, Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher, I have dinner with some women, what is BC Powder, Paul from Roanoke, drinking in Disneyland, gardening, overcoming having a small dick and ‘Coldstone’ vs Fro-Yo and much more!

Eddie’s dog is a good boy! I dogsit for him and love it. Plus we talk about ‘read receipts’ on texting, Eddie goes to Disneyland and we talk about that quite a bit (including being a Disney princess), I lay some Memorial Day flooring, do we marry people who remind us of our parents, knock-knock jokes, Tech Nerd Chase is back, would I do a three-way with my wife, Eddie ‘blows his load’, Rabbi’s cleaning baby dicks with their mouths and more!

Show kicks off and of course we need to talk about Chris Cornell. Which leads to a deep dive about mail-order CDs (Columbia House / BMG), auto-erotic asphyxiation, school open houses, Melania hates Trump, “Do it in May” - May is masturbation month and we talk about jerk off toys for men, using technology to mess with your friends, my son has an awkward b-day party, fidget spinners are dumb, what’s up with 'Michael’s' and more. Remember to check out the new cartoon ‘Lambo Frog’ and share it with a friend! Also - there’s a chance there might not be a new show next week. Sorry to keep you in suspense. We still love you!

The show kicks off and we try to settle the ‘moist man’ vs. ‘dry guy’ debate once and for all. Lots of listener feedback and questions surrounding it, circumcision, etc. Plus how many tissues do you use after sex? We also talk silk boxers and underwear etiquette, what sex/relationship stuff people are Googling for, we close the loop on our taxidermy discussion, Mother’s Day activities, hiking and more. Be sure to check out English Paul’s new cartoon of our podcast on our website - saveitfortheshow.com/cartoons

Eddie is back and we drop a hilarious one. We get right into it and talk about being ‘moist men’ and special lotion, being an amateur taxidermist (and getting an amateur head massage or handy), what kind of cologne you wear, we talk about Eddie’s trip to Chicago (deep-dish, airplane craps, speakeasy bars, potential prostitutes, baseball stadium food and more), Smith and Wollensky sucks, good looking women at the gym (and pre-workouts mess me up) and more!

My lovely wife Nicole sits in for Eddie this week while he’s out on biz. She’s an absolute doll and battles a cold to make it happen. We talk about our animals, what I do to get her in the mood, sucking toes, I’m a pain in the ass, we answer some questions, do some voicemails, etc. Eddie will be back next week. Send me nice emails about my wife.

Oh boy we do a deep dive on what it’s like to be a man donating sperm and a woman buying sperm. It's a real deep dive, you’re going to learn and laugh. My 15 year old cat Jack is sick (can I bury him in my back yard?), Peter Pan is racist, the death penalty is dumb, am I allowed to make jewish jokes, some sex ed talk, who’s going to write some Dan and Eddie erotic fan fiction and a whole lot more. Also - who should sit in for Eddie next week? Let us know www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact

Hello! Here’s the show. We discuss some Youtuber abuse controversy, 4/20 and weed a bit, little on Easter, I’m on a diet, I was interviewed on another show (it’s on saveitfortheshow.com), shitty DVD menus, I ruin my wife’s birthday, our worst jobs ever, donating sperm and more. Eddie has to miss an upcoming show - who should fill in for him? Let us know - saveitfortheshow.com/contact

Spring is here and we’re in the mood. We talk going to the Drive-In, Beauty & the Beast (and Emma Watson), we discuss pop culture current events a bit (Pepsi, United, this Wendy’s chicken nugget idiot), shoutout to Topografiawine.com, I try out Fiverr, little bit on beastiality (of course), Flip Flop guy returns with a voicemail about the ‘butt tissue’, being ‘blessed’, the show Bunk’d which is racist and stinks and more!

Eddie and I (just Eddie and I!) are back in business. We read a bunch of listener reviews of the last show with Dylan (spoiler alert - the rudester ghouls are out), plus we also talk ‘Toastmasters’, bad verbal crutches, some shady people in my neighborhood, my son is going through sex education in school (plus ‘sex in a wheel chair’), Mike Pence not having dinner with women, I help someone in a public restroom, killing someone to make our show famous (we won’t), a little bit about S-Town and more!