High & Tight

Ladies and gents, Episode 266 is in your kitchen. GO GET IT! Baseball is back, and the boys get in-depth on spring training action. Benny admits that he's ok with Alex Cora. That's pretty huge. Speaking of, they also discuss how Benny Biceps is getting large and in charge. The fellas also receive a nice letter from Richard Grieco.  Mr. If Looks Could Kill is very excited to join the High and Tight Fan Club (like everyone on the damn planet).  So that's cool. And he also asked about the High and Tight movie.  Lots of intel on that blockbuster ass film.  Also - RZ discusses a filthy concert he went to. AND they play a sweet Tobin Karaoke Jam. This one is sweet. 

265 is here, and it is bound to be a good time. If you like Black Panther, then listen closely. In this episode, you'll learn how it earned the name "Whack Panther".  Don't drink the Kool-Aid folks. That movie is cow flops. Benny and RZ will prove it. If you want to hear why the 2018 dunk contest was ass, then push play. On the flip side, the fellas declare that Solo has full potential to be sweet like candy, and they also talk about the olympics. Evidently there's an American ginger child out there, who can turn snow into gold (and I ain't talking about pee pee). Giver 'er a listen.

Hello, and welcome to Episode 264.  This one's pretty straight forward. Benny and RZ discuss their most recent adventure to the great state of Minnesota for Super Bowl 52. That's right. And guess what? Bob the Mexican was right there at their sides. Stinkin' the joint up in the best way possible. It was an excellent experience, though far too short, and you get to hear alllll about it. There's more shit too, but the Super Bowl yapping is the best part. Trust me. You will laugh. 

Oh shit! Episode 263 is here. Can you believe that Benny and RZ have recorded over 260 shows? Can you believe you haven't listened to many of 'em? Listen here... it's not too late. You can hook up your ears and soul starting now. It's easy. For 1 easy installment of 1 hour of your time, your ears can be living in the lap of luxury; taking in hour after our of sick shit to soothe the soul. In this episode, Benny and RZ talk about Tom Brady, and why he's actually a divine soul sent from the heavens. And he hates when you talk shit about his innocent daughter (That's how you get a thunderbolt up the ass). Benny also moved recently (From Echo Base to Jabba's Palace), and he tells about the champs and suckers that helped him through the process. They also talk about Peaky Blinders. It's a great show. Oh yeah, Benny and RZ are going to Super Bowl 52. #don'tbejelly.  Listen up!

Ladies and Gentlemen - 262 is pretty simple. Not much to say here.  Turns out, the Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl, and Benny n RZ will be there to meet 'em.  262 discusses how they got there (being sick), why they got there (being sick), and what hurdles they had to face to make it to the dance (steam rolling teams that weren't good at being sick). Oh yeah, they talk about how athletic and good-looking* Danny "Playoffs" Amendola is. Listen to it. *this was mostly RZ

Hope you're sitting for 261 MLK Bonus Edition! Lots of high quality shit here, man. For starters, Benny B calls RZ "Robin" for some reason at one point. That's one. Then they discuss Benny's gross pink eye.  More importantly, the boys remind the crew as to why Final Fight is the teats, and why Mike Haggar is the 2nd biggest human in Metro City, (only to the dudes he deals L's to). There's also a Final Fight commercial in the middle. Beyond that, much of the show is riddled with very important information regarding Die Hard 1 and 3, and why the late Joe Takagi throws the best coke parties. Benny and RZ also discuss the Championship games in the NFL. VERY deep insight there. Then they talk baseball. Hot shit. It'll burn your ears.  

Happy New Year, High & Tight faithful. Benny B and RZ are back for another filthy installment. Episode 260 brings the fury from all angles. From delivering love to Hostiles, to exposing Danny Trejo for being plump, the dynamic duo brings it loud and proud. They also offer up a quick peek into the NFL Playoffs. That was basically B & R trying to determine who the Patriots will be playing in the Super Bowl. They also talk about Babe Ruth again. Just a quick reminder about how slick he was (and how many hot dogs he could ace). If you wanna start 2018 off right... listen to High and Tight (260).

254 is good for business, and hooks up primo laughs. Believe it. RZ talks about his trip to Seattle, and how he saw a fighter jet take flight, as well as his tour of Safeco field. Both of which were sweet sweet situations. Benny then explains why he used the word "Ouch".  That doesn't sound interesting right? Wrong. Look into it. You'll also enjoy Benny's supplementary evidence, as to why Indiana Jones treats Sala like a bitch. THEN Benny gets into why the Celtics are the shit, as well as the Astros. Like I said... 254 is good for business. See if I'm lyingggg!

Twas the night before showtime, and all through the house, everyone was excited, even Ben's spouse.The pre-sale tickets were purchased with care, with hopes this installment was well worth the fare. Zibelli was ready, excited as fuck, while visions of Skywalker made him go buck. And E riding shotgun, and Ben's heart a'beat, had just settled in to Lucas's seat. When out on the screen, there arose such a clatter, the film sucked a dick that couldn't be fatter. Away from the theater they flew like a flash, tore open our toilets and threw up our cash. The film on the screen of the new Episode, gave the impression that no one was home. When what to our saddening eyes should appear, a total disgrace, the worst film of the year. With a bitch-made director, so useless as piss, I knew in a moment it was time for a diss. More rapid than speeders, his intentions were clear. To fuck us, and liked it, and not offer beers. Now, DAMERON! Now, PHASMA! Now, ICE DOGS and SHIT STAINS! On, LEIA! On, LAURA! On, BONER and HEART PA

257 is gooooood (as is evidenced by the brand new intro, compliments of Kyle Bruce. And Benny of course). The H&T crew bring a little intel on the Giancarlo Stanton trade to kick things off, and easily cruise into talking about how good the Patriots are. They then get into talking about how Marvel movies are starting to become comedies, and how dumb that is. Finally, Benny and RZ close out talking about Spielberg films, Foxcatcher, and most importantly... Dolph Lundrgren, and how he's slated to come back in the new Creed film.  Good things here. Good things. 

Episode 258 is now in the books, ladies and gentlemen.  Benny and RZ cover the spectrum pretty hard in this one. Benny breaks down the theater in which he'll be watching Episode 8, as well as the gigantic nerds who work there. RZ explains that Quentin Tarantino and JJ Abrams MAY team up to shoot the new Star Trek which is great, because Beyond was a piece of toilet shit. The fellas also get into some Travolta talk, as well as Wall-E. Naturally, they get into Boston Sports talk. So... you're welcome. 

Oh boy. 256 is here, and it's muy en fuego.  Benny and RZ get into how sweet their texts between each other are. And they are sweet.  They also let BD Wong off the hook finally. Not for long of course, but he earned himself a pass for his sickness in Executive Decision. They ripping on Wong has since transferred to the biggest wang of all, Tim Busfield. A-1 weenie. They also remind all the High & Tight faithful, that the Patriots and Celtics are the best. In the way of baseball, Benny and RZ go over the MLB HOF nominees.  They close out discussing 3 Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. This is a great film, led by Frances McDormand. You should watch that, and listen to 256 goddamnit. 

255.  Wow. Benny and RZ have brought it High & Tight 255 times, and this episode beats the bag. Benny and RZ get into a little wrestling talk, and send a special shout out to the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. They also talk about the Celtics/Patriots dominance. Benny and RZ grace your ears with a few articles about the MLB rookies of the year, as well as and article from the recently retired Carlos Beltran.  This is good stuff. It's REAL good stuff. Listen. 

253 may be a little too hot for folks to handle. Benny and RZ bring it so spicy, that it's kinda dangerous.  Think I'm joking? Fire it up and find out. Benny and RZ cover the World Series in depth. Specifically the drama, the racism, and MLB's decision to include the use of golf balls instead of proper cowhide. The fellas also get deep deep deep, deep under cover on a little fan mail, as well as Patriot updates. Particularly the fact that the Pats now only have 1 smoking hot male quarterback.  Get into it. 

I have 252 reasons why you should listen to episode 252, but I won't list them all.  If you become an avid listener, then I'll feed 'em to you once a week, and a little extra at the holidays if you're not naughty. Here's a sample though: Due to RZ's weight gain, he's started playing the Ukulele, as is evidenced in the opening. Then the boys offer up a fine World Series preview. This is complimented by a nice homage to the Dodger from past to present. Of course the Pats are sent a little love for getting back on track. Plus the Celtics get a little season opener props. The High & Tight squad then close out with a raving review of The Foreigner starring Jackie Chan. Get into it. 

Hello fans. Episode 251 is a roundhouse kick to the ears. Why do I say that? Because Benny and RZ deliver some high impact information about some martial arts specialists.  Specifically, Jean Claude Van Damme and his greasy southern mullet in Hard Target.  If that ain't enough, they accurately break down Steven Seagal, and his keen ability to walk into a room and break pretty much all the valuables (including arms and nuts). They also talk Celtics/Patriots. Listen to this one. 

Well. Looks like Benny and RZ done did it. They recorded their 250th episode. That's pretty serious stuff right there. It was SO serious, that they actually had to call in "The Wolf" so to speak. That's Kyle Bruce to you.  The OG trio brought it as hard as usual. They give a solid Bladerunner 2049 break down. RZ discusses the Rams game briefly. Far more importantly, Kyle discloses that he's having another daughter. Congratulations on that. We celebrate that by letting Kyle bless our ears to a little Celtics talk AND they talk about James Harden being a weenie. And of course, the boys talk playoff baseball. To close it out, Benny tells Kyle about a new Netflix special. Kyle finds it funny.

High & Tight 249.  I'm not lying.  If you've heard any of our shows, then you know it's probably true. In 249, Benny and RZ talk about Blade Runner, as well as the hype surrounding it. While doing so, RZ talks about how hard he butters his popcorn at the theater.  That part is "NC-17" if you know what I mean. Ben and RZ also give folks a little update about the re-release of Predator.  Guess what? It's about to be in the theater again. SWEET. Next, the boys break down the MLB playoff preview. It's October folks, so you know... It's kinda go time right now. Then Benny talks about the show Billions. Evidently it's sweet, and then Tommy Heinsohn talks about how big Aron Baynes's wang is. Evidently it's a killer piece. The boys close out with a little love for the recently departed Tom Petty. RIP. 

Benny B and RZ bring some of the finest entertainment on the airwaves in Episode 248.  Benny gives up a little nugget about his forthcoming child. That information is fortified by an impressive freestyle list of cool Dad's in cinema.  Spoiler Alert: Steve Gutenberg does NOT make the cut. They also review the new Kingsmen movie, and give a very quick break down of baseball standings. THEN Benny gives a thorough run-down of the Vietnam documentary by Ken Burns who stinks at making docs. Psyche. Now I wanna watch that thing.  Oh yeah, don't sleep on the creation of the new High & Tight Hall of Fame.  Shoot. I know I'm forgetting about a dozen OTHER sick things. You should listen and find out what they are. 

247 is crazy. It's just crazy. Benny and RZ get to talking about something new: insects. And why we smush them. You could learn a thing or two on that topic #realtalk. Then they talk about the Patriots making other teams look idiots again. On that very topic, Benny treats your ears to a little information about Lawrence Taylor. Information that could be INCREDIBLY valuable. Am I lying? Find out. A quick MLB standings check is included, as well as a sweet breakdown of the IT reboot.  Oh yeah... we got fan mail AND a cricket. 247 will serve you proper.