Balls In Your Ear - Football Podcast

This movie sucks, and not the way you want it to. PROJECT VAMPIRE (1993) is much more project than vampire, pitting a hapless intern against an immortal college professor bent on the worldwide distribution of his immortality serum/anti-sun booster so that humanity may fall under his psychic spell: a vampire’s greatest power. Just as Bram Stoker imagined. We invite comedian and TikTok virus Dave Columbo (@davecolumbo) to help us out with this one, because we don’t have a dot matrix AI powerful enough to do the podcast for us. Bleh!

BACK for another 3 Episode Rule, and this time it's with the super popular Spy X Family! There's spies, assassins, telepaths and a whole bunch of silly anecdotes here including the idea of shopping for children at orphanages haha WHAT! I digress. The story of a spy who has to start a fake family to lie his way into a prep school gets the 3 episode treatment: Are we IN or are we OUT? Leave a comment/review or message us at badanimepod@gmail.com or DM us on insta @badanimepod to have your delicious words read out on the show!

Bad Anime - BURN-UP W: VTubers, Big Guns & Skydiving Nudes - EP 14 by

Believe or not, William Katt is hankering for a fatal attraction in NAKED OBSESSION (1990) and the class is hot and BOTHERED. Urban planning and gentrification have never been sexier (???) in this psychosexual thriller. Allow Sam Silver to welcome you to the Dark Side—just be careful where you leave your neckties lying around.

Bad Anime - GURREN LAGANN: Does This Big Robot Blockbuster Hold Up? - EP 13 by

Bad Anime - SPIRIT CHRONICLES: SEASON ONE! The Return of Rio's BDE - EP 12 by

John Tucker must die in FUTURE FORCE (1989)! In the near future, justice as we once knew it has ceased to exist (too real). Cops have been replaced by C.O.P.S, bounty hunters sporting sleeveless denim vests and beige sedans. After the CEO of C.O.P.S puts a bounty out on a reporter, John Tucker (famous martial "artist" David Carradine) goes rogue-er to keep her safe. It's a RoboCop ripoff without the Robo.

Don't think we've gone Hollywood or anything, but Fred Dekker gave his career so that we could have this insane threequel! ROBOCOP 3 (1993) casts a sans-Weller RoboCop in a PG-13 Detroit - filled with splatter punks, ninjas, and jetpacks - in the hopes of telling a brand new story the same way again. Dead or alive, creeps, you'll buy that for a dollar!

After a COVID break (everyone is good!) we are back to watch the classic 80's cartoon about immigration, poverty and mice. Does "An American Tale" suck, now?

Boot up, kiddos - it's a blast from the past! Cold War agitprop goes full technophobe in TERMINAL ENTRY (1987), which makes WarGames look like kid's stuff. We dive into all the 8-bitty gritty with star & gentleman Patrick Labyorteaux! It's not just an episode, it's a warning...

Bad Anime - ARMITAGE III- Baby Making Cyberpunk Robots & Bryan Cranston, OH MY - Ep 11 by

Travel down the GOREgon trail for DEVIL RIDER (1991)! Canoodling frenemies fall victim to an immortal cowboy who may or not be Satan himself. Come for the horse screams, stay for Zeb the farmhand (RIP Zeb). Plus the titular Devil Rider visits the class (and won't leave, despite Josh's insistence). In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer: Giddy up!

Bad Anime - Chivalry Of A Failed Knight - EP 10 by

Bad Anime - Kite - EP 9 by

It's a Video High double feature! The class re-enters the tournament ring for TIGER CLAWS 2 and TIGER CLAWS 3. Forget everything you know about Tiger Claws. Because now there's magic, time travel, time-travel-magic and (sigh) even less Cynthia Rothrock. But which is the class' favorite? What's the "Indiana Jones problem"? And what rhymes with "Tarek"? Step through the magic Stargate to ancient China to find out!

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The class hitches a ride back to visit Uncle Miguel but must contend with The Prince of Magic and his MASTER! Who could it be, we wonder? We'll have to summon all our squiggle magic to find out and join Lando, Renzo, and a host of snake people to crack open the secrets of THE KILLING OF SATAN (1983)!

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This joke might be a little....on the nose. We watched Steve Martin's 80's romcom "Roxanne" and ask Does It Suck, Now?

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