Real Good Show

This week on RGS: the Jays are ripping dingers and Mike Ditka is ripping farts! That's about it really, the boys just can't stop laughing about farts. PLUS: the Luca Sbisa Would Do takes an unexpected turn, and the triumphant return of John Cullen's Roller Report sends us digging into the Julia Roberts back catalogue. Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

I don't know if you've heard, but the Blue Jays are pretty good. The boys convene immediately after Game 5 of the ALDS to gush over what can only be described as a baseball classic. It's wall-to-wall playoff ball, as we talk Blue Jays, Blue Jays, BLUE JAYS. PLUS: fan run-ins, a Mike Richards update, and what if teams were the literal embodiment of their names?   Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

It's an episode you do not want to make an enemy of, as it's bursting at the seams with outrageous sports stories. The NHL reluctantly admits it has a cocaine problem, the Canucks gift Frankie Corrado to the Leafs, and the NFL's Bennett Bros. try to top each other in a ridiculous quote arms-race. PLUS: Stephen A. Smith goes full supervillain, Fan Duel and Draft Kings are criminally investigated, and the boys determine which sport is best played by little people. Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on Splitsider's favourite King Baby-themed podcast, the boys record at the end of a long day when everyone is dead tired and the result is deliriously funny. Topics include Jonathan Papelbon and Bryce Harper's teammate tussle, an update on the Blue Jays' urinal flood and Victoria Azarenka's ice-cold comments for Eugenie Bouchard. PLUS: is winning fun? Greg Millen investigates. And Justin and John sing more songs than you should probably have patience for. Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShowThis episode brought to you by Owen Scadeng!

This podcast's no Bobby Orr, but it's still Real Good. The boys go without guest this week as things get serious with a frank discussion of the NHL's Patrick Kane problem. Since this is a comedy show, topics also include urinal flooding, CFL bungling and P.K. Subban's pitch-perfect Don Cherry impression. PLUS: What tweaks would you make to NHL16, and which sports are better in space? Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

Thomas Drance pops in fresh from the Young Stars tournament in Penticton to talk all about what he saw up there: Jake Virtanen's hits (and shirsey appeal), Oilers' fans zealous over-protection of Conor McDavid, and Jordan Subban's innate likeability. PLUS: a defense of Jim Benning, is Luca Sbisa really that bad, and how quickly will Toronto turn on these Maple Leafs? Support the show at http://www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

The show may be a bit late this week, but don't turn in your season tickets. Hockey writer Thomas Drance joins the boys as they battle through technical adversity to talk competitive eating, Roger Goodell's absentee commishing, and Keith Hernandez's pure exasperation. PLUS: Jalen Rose vs. Kevin Bieksa in a Twitter block-off, player sex tapes, a surprising amount of SlamBall, and if you think our audio is fucked up you should see Jason Pierre-Paul's fingers! Support the show at http://www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

It's the show that won't scare you with nightmares, as the boys are back to talk Evander Kane's off-ice power moves, Roger Goodell's death threats, movie-star dogs and the world's sexiest mascots. PLUS: Eugenie Bouchard does her best to keep Nick Kyrgios in check, Jon Taffer rouses an army, and a bombshell is dropped during the donor thank you's that are too good to skip! Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

Mamma Mia! It's a jam-packed RGS as the boys get intimate with some cheesy pies, Stefan sneaks into Roberto Luongo's pool and Justin prepares for war as a long-simmering coffee feud come to a boil. PLUS: Milan Lucic, Usain Boly, and hypothetical rule changes, as the Taffer Tracker debuts a show-stopping new theme song and Jon Taffer unblocks Stefan LIVE ON THE AIR. Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the preferred sports podcast of the hockey blogosphere, the boys congratulate themselves on stand-up sets, graduation and a job interview before getting right to the big stories in sports: field hockey zines, braggadocios bowlers and who else but Jon Taffer? PLUS: Cris Carter opens his mouth and barges his way back into Clip of the Week contention, and a particularly heated edition of John Cullen's Roller Report.

Sorry to tell you, mate, but America's best worst Canadian sports podcast is back for Episode 7! This time out Jon Taffer gets political, Nick Kygrios establishes himself as the shitty bad boy of tennis, and the boys solve a problematic pizza pickle. PLUS: the best listener-submitted player names, and the funniest sports injuries of all time. #Taffer2016

This week on the once (and future?) #4 sports podcast in the world (in Canada), RGS Gets Raw with Stephen Amell, Cris Carter damns Geno Smith's leadership based solely on punchability, and Blue Jays fever continues to sweep the nation. PLUS: Jon Taffer rescues pizza, penises and penis pizzas, the boys reminisce about Vote For Rory, a deep dive into 3 Ninjas message boards uncovers an unforgettable revelation, and who are the all-time best sports names?

The show steps up its frequency to weekly this week, and to celebrate we can hardly talk about sports! Topics include the Blue Jays' flurry of deadline deals, the Canucks' Sutter/Bonino swap, and Hulk Hogan's shameful film career. PLUS: Gregg Zaun goes on a rampage, Steve Austin pushes brain supplements, we turn our watchful eyes towards the Sabres and Avalanche, and the good people of Climax, SK weigh in on how to pronounce "Desjardins".

John returns from Montreal with tales of lavish Just For Laughs industry parties, and the boys dive deep into Hulk Hogan's sordid scandals and the institutional racism of professional wrestling. Plus: the most obscure sports from the 2015 Pan-Am Games, Kobe Bryant's warm welcome for the latest LA Lakers, and what would you do to guarantee your team wins a championship?

The emoji episode! Once again the boys talk so little about actual sports, even when they are actually talking about sports. There's a moratorium on guests until next episode (maybe), but topics include: Bob Costas' brutal burn, the DeAndre Jordan situation, and the Canucks' catastrophic Summer Summer and terrible tweets. Plus: peeing out your butt!

The podcast got picked up to series! The boys are back for the sequel, and this time they're mad as hell. It's a little heavier on the actual sports discussion this time out, but tempers are high and the fans demand rage. Topics include: Phil Kessel, Zack Kassian, fathletes, cheeseburgers, drinky-poos, Bar Rescues and betting on break-ups. Plus: who would you dunk on? The return of Big Country's Dong. And the podcast bravely comes out as firmly anti-Hitler.

It's the premiere episode of Real Good Show, the sports podcast that tries (and fails) to talk about sports. Today's show topics include: introductions, the NBA and NHL drafts, artisanal rollerblades, Lil Bow Wow, CSI: Cyber, the rules of cricket, Bryant Reeves, and how to get rid of a problem defenseman. Has an imminent trade made this conversation already irrelevant? Probably. Will you still have a good time listening to it? Definitely.