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HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?  Kabul Golf Club - 5 Minutes 2 Midnight Land of Kush’s Egyptian Light Orchestra - The First and the Last All Dinosaurs - Mongoloid Three Piece Combo - First the bad news Stanley Odd - Get Out Ma Headspace Fantomas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale Marblemouth - Dear Doe Eyes Blue Bob - 911 Old Man Gloom - Christmas Eve Pt II Death Grips - Hustle Bones Bandwidth - Mountain of Shit Todd - Happy Easter Florida Jack Hayter - O,Dreamland ! If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This week: We re-round-up 2012 because we lost the episode to the apocalypse, The great cat conspiracy, The man who was never right, Wales's occult invasion, Religion messes you up...wait, this is news?, and of course...Frenchskis. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Raymond Wiley, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins  Links: I dont think a cat can tape things to itself - link Piers Morgan vs Alex Jones Link I can predict stuff wrong but no-one ever asks me - link Is Wales the “witch capital” of the UK? Link Evidence for what we’ve always known - link Frenchskis - link Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3  Herve Villechaize

The Vikings want to wish all of you degenerates, heathens and holy fucks a very Merry Christmas! And to celebrate that we decided to post another part of our first official train wreck in 4 years. Jason is sipping on his own personal flask while Cohnny regails us with stories about Korea-town and the King’s Spa in Niles. We hear about tiny jewish penises and the tactless path of the middle-aged ablution. And what would a discussion of tact and penises be without full disclosure of Jesse Jackson’s workout garb? Everybody have a safe, happy, and sickly drunk holiday. We love almost every one of you! Don’t forget to tune in Friday, December 28 for our next live show!!

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?  Pool Boyz - Squeegee Bop Flint Kids - Triptych 76 Telcosystems - Abu Kiffan Lemonade Kangaroo - For True Shhh... - Afterglow THKAD - Dectal Black Magician - Ghost Worship Astrid Engberg - Siberia MC Lars (feat Sage Francis) - Art of Darkness Suck Susan -  Fantastic Damage Black Pyramid - Visions Of Gehenna Guano Padano - Sleep Walk Phlex - Beckett   If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

In an Avengers style team-up, SittingNow is proud to it's rotten guts to be syndicating the new series of the The Viking Youth Power Hour. Now download this shit, and quit dreaming like a pussy!  [powerpress] Hey everybody, guess what? The Vikings are back! We’re a little bit older, substantially fatter, though somehow we’re worlds smarter, much, much funnier and more prescient than ever before. So, in this, our inaugural show, we discuss that heavy potato… the Apocalypse, of the Mayan sort. Just a warning: this episode does get very technical as we discuss time travel and the finer points of the Mayan’s conception of precession. Without a college degree from an accredited state school, you may not be able to follow this high-minded horse shit. And then, after we unpack the upcoming Galactic Convergence, we discuss all those tiny korean peckers in the dark heart of the Chicago suburbs. Fuck you, pay us! The Viking's are doing live shows, streaming video, chatting and all that good stuff. 

**Sorry for the delay in this episode, I (Ken) have had stomach flu. Now that's a Black Friday!** This week: DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You, Neil deGrasse Tyson shows Superman where Krypton is, Kim's Oompahlievable, Martian Petrol Pumps, Occupy loses its sass, and those wacky Mormons. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins[powerpress] Links: DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You - Link  Neil deGrasse Tyson finds Krypton - Link Oompahlievable - Link Putting Mars to Work for Us - Link Occupy Sandy - Link You dont need to talk to Navy Seals to make an FPS - Link LDS on LSD: Mormonism and Entheogens Link  Link Interludes:  Secret Chiefs 3 

This week: We get down and dirty with some US Election banter! Nick Pell vents...more than usual, Joe Nolan vote swaps, and Ken invokes Alex Jones...badly! Normal CCN service will resume next week folks. HAIL LEMMY! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links The Class Issues in the U.S. Election LINK RT’s Third Party Debate LINK Lemmy: Don’t Vote For Romney LINK

This week: The science behind Halloween monsters, The GTMO beard mystery, Heaven is real? Obama covered Bush, India's black magic capital, wtf is Gangnam Style? The end of days, The conspiracy Tsunami, Kim's 'lephant garde, and Halloween movies you must see. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins[powerpress] Links The Science Behind Halloween Monsters -Link The kind of hard hitting investigative reportage we need - Link Confused-Boffin-Talk: Heaven is real, says a Doctor - Link Obama covered Bush’s ass - Link India’s Black Magic Capital - Link Can someone please explain what a Gangnam Style is? - Link Frankenstorm creates conspiracy tsunami - Link ‘lephant Garde  - Link Interludes  Messer Chups - Vincent Price Bible Fantomas - Spider baby MC Wrekshin - My house is fucking haunted

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE? 1. MC Wrekshin - My House is Fucking Haunted!! (feat. Betty Rebel) 2. Burning Love - The Body 3. Phillipe Petit - Pyramid of the Moon 4. Kavinsky - Nightcall 5. Rappy McRapperson - Dino Dude 6. Red Cosmos - I Decided to Love You 7. Barn Owl - Pale Star 8. Junkie Kut - Battlecry 9. College - Real Hero 10. Philm - Sex Amp 11. The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble - Giallo 12. Wirewound - Wirewound 13. Bunny & The Electric Horsemen - Tivoli [powerpress] If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This Week: The Space Jump, US fails at human, and civil rights, The Mayor of Mars, Planet spotting, Religious numbers down, Hulk Hogan vs. Bubba the Love Sponge, The CIA Skyhook is freaking real!, Geeks in Greece, John Lydon: still a twonk, and The Media Minute. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins[powerpress]  Links Gary McKinnon - Link  Richard O’Dwyer - Link Mayor of Mars - Mars Rovers in Social Media Standoff  Link Amateurs discover a planet with four suns - Link Welcome to the rest of the modern world America - Link Hulk Hogan to Sue Bubba the Love Sponge - Link CIA Skyhook was real - Link Greek Strikes Delay Trial for Czech “Spies” Link John Lydon, Still a Cunt After All These Years - Link T Rex classic gets deluxe re-release Link Messy Isn’t It - The Life and Works of Richard Brautigan on BBC Link Interludes  shhh... - Junk Kick Baby Dicepticon - Pickled Punk MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes

I mean, seriously, you know it'll happen.   1. Laborintus - Part 2 2. Dead in the Dirt - Bastards of the Bleak 3. Kingbastard - Rocking Chair 4. Bohren Und Der Club of Gore - Zombies Never Die (Blues) 5. Lovage - Pit Stop (Take Me Home) 6. Undersmile - Myra 7. Horse Latitudes - Hornblas 8. Badun - I Can Not Remember My Funk School 9. Citizens - Old Flame 10. Necro Deathmort - Wretched hag 11. Old Man Gloom - To Carry The Flame 12. Dinner For One - Junoflo and Evolv 13. Broken Shoulder -Oak and Mirrors If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This Week: Pre-Italy Italian Pyramids, Anti-Blasphemy Laws Coming Soon, Free the old!, Robot Cancer Ass-Snakes, Nader Savers, Dawn of the Zombie Bees, Castration ftw!, Free Gary Johson...sort of, Bad Pharma, Ornette Coleman, and Pure Pwnage: Teh Movie. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links Etruscan Pyramids Found in Italy - Link Anti-Blasphemy Laws Coming Soon to a Country Near You - Link Free the Old! - Link Science News: Robot Snakes to Fight Cancer, through...your...ass! - Link Nader Calls Obama a “War Criminal” - Link Dawn of the Zombie Bees Link Want to live longer? Get Castrated! - Link Gary Johnson Files Lawsuit to Get Into Debates - Link Bad Pharma! Book preview/recommend from Boing-Boing Link Pure Pwnage: Teh Movie - Link Movie: Ornette Coleman: Made in America Link Interludes Biosphere

This Week: Tesla gets some props, Ruby Ridge Remembered, Tom Cruise's Wife Auctioning Process, The 100 year Spaceship, Jump to Warp Drive, Book Reviews, and The Summer Movie Roundup Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links Let’s build a goddamn Tesla Museum - Link, Link 20 Years Later and the Mentality Behind Ruby Ridge is Alive and Well - Link Tom Cruise’s Wife Auditioning Process - Link Space News: The 100 year spaceship project - Link Space News: IRL Warp Drive - Link Book: Kill Decision by Daniel Suarez - Link Book: Richard Brautigan Biography - Link and Link Interludes MC Lars - Scientology = WTF? Deltron 3030 - Things You Can Do David McCallum - 1-2-3

This week: Men find a new reason to annoy women, Space Elevators!, The art of Jesus, Toddler Fight Club!, Blatent bribery, Don't roof-rack me bro!, Israeli courts are asshats, RIP Jerry 'Count Bon Count' Nelson, and Doug Lain's love-affair with Zizek continues. Personnel –   Nicholas Pell, Douglas Lain, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links Science: Men get PMS - Link Space Elevator by 2020 - Link botched art restoration of Jesus goes viral - Link Toddler Fight-Club - Link Corporate bribery on display at conventions - Link Israeli court wrongs Rachel Corrie? - Link RIP Jerry ‘Count Von Count’ Nelson - Link Slavoj Zizek sequel hits the Film Festival circuit - Link Interludes Hits from Rappy McRapperson's 'Live at the Amway Arena'