So That Happened!!!

Savage Streets (1984) This week Swan and Bill dive into a movie that has both Linda Blair AND Linnea Quigley in it and is NOT a horror movie! After nearly being run down in the street by a gang known… Continue Reading →

Buffalo ‘66 (1998) This week we sit down and watch Vince Gallo’s MASTERPIECE. Most people know this film simply for the Christina Ricci in the bowling alley scene alone, if nothing else. Hang out with us while we try to… Continue Reading →

Prozac Nation (2001) This week we cover a film that Miramax never really ended up releasing. Christina Ricci gets naked, Jessica Lange comes unhinged and we watch a teenager crumble under depression during her first year at Harvard. We end… Continue Reading →

Top Gun (1986) It’s 2015 and this is the first time that Swan has ever seen Top Gun!! Listen in as we discuss volleyball, tragic bromances, airplane school bad-assery, strong independent female leads, and Ray Bans. So many Ray-Bans! Listen… Continue Reading →

Chopping Mall (1986) This week we initially had done an episode for you on Super Buddies (2013) however due to hardware changes in our recording setup the episode was unusable, so Swan and Bill scrambled to record a last minute episode for… Continue Reading →

The Saint (1997) This week we watch the completely forgettable and insufferable romantic adventure film, The Saint. The Saint is based loosely on Leslie Charteris character “Simon Templar”, originally created in 1928 and featured in novels, TV series and movies… Continue Reading →

The Room (2003) This week we take on the fantastic chick flick / romantic comedy / train wreck / extended generic R&B music video, guy talk football tossing session film classic that is The Room. Bill serenades us with some… Continue Reading →

Troll 2 (1990) This week we jump into the Best Worst Movie ever, Troll 2!! Vegetarian goblins, bologna sandwiches, people in planters, hospitality, and popcorn. Tons and tons of popcorn. Take a trip to Nilbog with us and bring your… Continue Reading →

Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains (1982) This week, in an effort to redeem himself against charges of violence and rape-ie-ness, Van VanDerVan drops in as our surprise guest co host. …Mamba is super proud of her ability to pronounce… Continue Reading →

Straight Talk (1992) Once again we revisit the well of wonderment that is Dolly Parton. Witty one liners, bowling bags, and a whole boat load of advice fly on screen as Dolly leaves her man and sets up shop in… Continue Reading →

A Walk To Remember (2002) This week we take on our first Nicholas Sparks movie, and it isn’t The Notebook. Listen to Mamba nearly pass out from rolling her eyes so hard. Bill reveals more of his soft gooey center.… Continue Reading →

Dirty Dancing (1987) “I’ve….had….the time of my life!” Smayze comes to an end with the Swayziest movie to ever Swayze, “Dirty Dancing”. In this episode we learn more about Mamba’s childhood, find out what Bill’s mom thought about his band… Continue Reading →

Road House (1989) In 1989 a movie throat-chopped its way into the hearts of America and it hasn’t let go. P-Swayze is a famous bouncer tasked with cleaning up a bar called The Double Deuce. Dalton rolls into town, lays… Continue Reading →

Donnie Darko (2001) This week we wrap our gourds around a totally mindblowing drama, sci-fi, character study mystery thing. No-not really, we make fun of Donnie Darko while still being entertained by everything that wasn’t Donnie. First we harass Bill,… Continue Reading →

Youngblood (1986) Smayze skates on with this hockey movie that needs more Swayze! Rob Lowe (who for once we can all agree on) is hockey player Dean Youngblood who is in a minor league and needs to learn how to… Continue Reading →

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) This week we continue our month of Swayze with the fun drag queen comedy To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar. This is a movie that taught us to always… Continue Reading →

Ghost (1990) We are kicking off Smayze early with the all sorts of emotionally confusing (Romance? Suspense? Drama? Comedy?) Ghost from 1990. Patrick Swayze aka P-Swayze is murdered in a robbery while his girlfriend, Demi Moore, stands around and yells… Continue Reading →

The Stepford Wives (2004) We put on our daintiest of podcasting dresses and take the curlers out of our hair for this episode about the Stepford Wives remake.  The Stepford Wives stars the beautiful Nicole Kidman with an unflattering hair… Continue Reading →

Cool World (1992) This 1992 half cartoon film stars Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt and Gabriel Byrne.  It’s a mystery and a miracle the Brad Pitt had a successful career after this crappy (or sexy to some people) version of Who… Continue Reading →

Sex and the City 2 (2010) We all know what happens in this movie, what should be a few episodes gets turned into a movie and turned up to 11. Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha go to Abu Dhabi to… Continue Reading →