So That Happened!!!

Never Too Young to Die (1986) This week we talk about the crowning achievement in 1980’s spy cinema, Never Too Young to Die. It stars John Stamos before he was Uncle Jesse, Vanity DURING the crack and Gene Simmons in a… Continue Reading →

Lucy (2014) This week we talk about our most recent movie, Lucy. Despite our hopes, Scarlett Johansson does not get a dolphin brain – but she does get to kick some ass once she gets kicked in the stomach with a… Continue Reading →

Blue Lagoon (1980) Holy crap people, how was this a movie?  How was this a HIT?  Why do people love this movie?  Sure that’s probably too many questions for a movie recap but it feels necessary to convey that you… Continue Reading →

Rhinestone (1984) One of the more bizarre musicals So That Happened has torn apart. Jake (Dolly Parton) is a featured singer at a cowboy club in New York.  She enters into a creepy deal with the club owner to get… Continue Reading →

Super Mario Bros (1993) This week we attempt to dissect Super Mario Bros but mostly this just leads to more questions. Where are the turtles?  What happened to Princess Peach?  And most importantly what the hell is going on in that… Continue Reading →

Mystic Pizza (1988) Mystic Pizza centers on three Portuguese women – Kat, Daisy and Jo – in Connecticut who work at a pizza place and get into small town shenanigans.  Jo (Lili Taylor) runs away from her fiance – Vincent… Continue Reading →

Zapped!  (1982) 80’s boob comedy Zapped! stars Scott Baio as a high school scientist with a pretty sweet lab. He has a few experiments going that Willie Aames and Scatman Crothers screw up with various hijinks and after getting zapped… Continue Reading →

My Father the Hero (1994) This 1994 American adaptation of a 1991 French film is probably the best portrayal of Katherine Heigl’s real attitude. Heigl plays Nicole, a 14 year old daughter of divorced parents who is “forced” to go… Continue Reading →

The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Three super hot ladies stuck in a “Stepfordish” New England town are wooed and whatnot by a grimy looking rich guy who is probably the Devil.  Once the ladies are seduced by Jack, they realize that… Continue Reading →

Ice Castles (1978) One ice skating movie to rule them all, and one song to be played through this whole movie – including the xylophone version. Up and coming ice skater, Lexi (played by ice skating actress Lynn-Holly Johnson), is given the… Continue Reading →

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen! For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as… Continue Reading →

This week we sit through Romancing The Stone (1984). This Indiana Jones-esque film centers on Kathleen Turner as the mildly useless and hopeless romantic writer Joan Wilder attempting to save her kidnapped sister from two greedy goons (Zach Norman &… Continue Reading →

For this episode we talk about, (Oooooooo) Shock Treatment (1981), a sort of not really sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.   We learn what happened to Brad and Janet and it has some similarities to RHPS but don’t go… Continue Reading →

Happy Life Day! The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) AKA “Star Wars 4.5”.  This 97 minute made for TV special nearly brought down the lucrative and game changing Star Wars franchise.  The program centers around Chewbacca’s family preparing for his… Continue Reading →

A movie so crazy that it required a guest, and a dramatic recreation and got at least 3 snorts from Swan. This week we process the bombastic ridiculousness that is xXx 2: State of the Union (2005). Darius Stone (Ice… Continue Reading →

This 1982 musical disaster brought down an entire franchise, including two subsequent movies and a tv series. New student, Michael Carrington (Maxwell Caulfield aka Rex Manning from Empire Records), falls in love with Stephanie Zinone (Michelle Pfeiffer), a too-cool-for-school Pink Lady.… Continue Reading →

This 1984 Walter Hill Film set in the future past follows  mercenary Tom Cody (Michael Pare), as he attempts to battle a group of wader wearing ne’er-do-wells lead by Raven (Willem Dafoe) after they capture his one-time girlfriend and rockstar… Continue Reading →

This week we all managed to make it through the abomination that is Flowers in the Attic (1987). This 1984 V.C. Andrews book turned movie in 1987  focuses on 4 bratty kids being locked up by their cray mother and… Continue Reading →

This week we dive in to the Kickstarter funded release of ArrowStorm Entertainments  Dragonfyre (2013).  Now, if you’re saying to yourself, “But, they said Dragonfyre, why is the cover art for something called Orc Wars?” well I’m here to tell you, they’re the… Continue Reading →

“…A domesticated girl that’s all you ask of me, Darling, it’s no joke, this is lycanthropy. Moon’s awake now, with eyes wide open. My body is craving, so feed the hungry…” Thats right, for Episode 4 we cross over to the realm of… Continue Reading →