Simplistic Reviews Podcast

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!   (This version no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #MovieCommentary #podcast #podcastepisode #cynthiarothrock #martialarts #action #90s

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #MovieCommentary #podcast #podcastepisode #cynthiarothrock #martialarts #action #90s

Have a favorite TV theme song? Or a hated theme song? Today we talk about ours. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife

Sequel September on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast starts off with a bang. The boys delve into everything from John Madden to John Matrix. From Tony Scott to Ridley Scott. From Rachel Zegler to Herpes. No correlation whatsoever there. We also honor Batman's Anniversary with the vocal stylings of Optimus Solo himself. All that and some sequel trivia shoved in...on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Hero and the Terror | 1988 When a woman is murdered in the same fashion as a presumed dead serial killer dubbed `The Terror', LA policeman Danny `Hero' O'Brien believes the killer is still alive and searches for his old nemesis. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095296/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #heroandtheterror #serialkiller #hero #80s #1988 #chucknorris #action #stevejames #detective

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Hero and the Terror | 1988 When a woman is murdered in the same fashion as a presumed dead serial killer dubbed `The Terror', LA policeman Danny `Hero' O'Brien believes the killer is still alive and searches for his old nemesis. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095296/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #heroandtheterror #serialkiller #hero #80s #1988 #chucknorris #action #stevejames #detective

It's that time of the year again! Matt and Justin talk about the event of the year, the awesome sauce that is the Fantasia International Film Festival 2024. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links     #Fantasia #FilmFestival #FantasiaFestival #Fantasia2024 #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife

Before Summer comes to a close, check out another red hot episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. I know, that sounds sexual...and it is. You will lose your virginity listening to the boys discuss STD puppets, porno versions of Indiana Jones, GoldenEye pickup lines, and much much more. 

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East military leader, but they are double-crossed. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106902/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #fiftyfifty #buddycomedy #fifty #90s #1992 #PeterWeller #action #RobertHays #teamup #funny

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East military leader, but they are double-crossed. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106902/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #fiftyfifty #buddycomedy #fifty #90s #1992 #PeterWeller #action #RobertHays #teamup #funny

Welcome to a Simply Smorgasborg*! We go on a *smorgasbord rant about Gladiator 2, B.O.R.G, movie theater and Horizon part 1, 2, 3 and 4!   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We also cash in on the box office success of Inside Out 2 and the death of Donald Sutherland with two sketches dedicated to each. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Avenging Force | 1986 A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090678/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #rightwing #Louisiana #action #80s

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Avenging Force | 1986 A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090678/   #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #rightwing #Louisiana #action #80s

In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps.Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to the Dark Side. Why? Because the magic of Star Wars has been killed off...Star Wars is dead.   #starwarsgalaxies #disney #theacolyte #themandalorian #obiwankenobi #forceawakens #thelastjedi #skywalker #podcast #shortpodcast #starwars   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

Schools out for summer…but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for…ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe…an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes out the show with a couple of sets of Cretaceous comedy that’ll have you going extinct from laughter. We present you T-Rex Dice Clay. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine.

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.