Simplistic Reviews Podcast

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce!   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   #Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner #aldenehrenreich #joshbrolin #BenedictWong

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/   Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/   Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival!   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame #Flush #Anythingthatmoves #appartemnet8 #Loser #Bodyguards #Redman #$Postions #Theark #Beautysleep #Fucktoys

It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/Si

Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/   Want More or Less? Click Here: www.Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator  #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/     Want More or Less? Click Here: www.Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator  #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies  

The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links     #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseedit #topgunmaverick #movie #movies #hollywood #rebeccaferguson #film #jackreacher #tomcruiseuniverse #alita #henrycavill #missionimpossibleroguenation #tom #missionimpossibledeadreckoning #cinema #fallout  #superman #maverick

May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers. 

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast  #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast  #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips  

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.  Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews #deadpool  #draft #podcast  #pdiddy #TommyLeejones #Rkelly #ozzy #Robertwagner #justinbieber  #Cher  #trump  #buzzaldrin  #kingcharles

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories with Believable or Bullshit. And we try to remember the names of characters in MCU movies without stroking out like the film Scanners. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!   Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095745/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NinjaVengeance  #action #ninja #kkk