Who Goes There Podcast

There's usually something informative and or witty here. Not this week. I want to take this opportunity to say "fuck Cox Communications and your bullshit .43mb upload speed which make it impossible to stream, video chat or do any of the shit I need to do every day!" So now that I've said that, we did A Quiet Place 2. So there. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Seriously though, fuck Cox Communications. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

Well, we tried, folks. We went and tried to cultivate a super fun zombie month for all of you slack-jaws to enjoy. Wouldn't you know it, we done goofed and actually covered only one actual zombie movie. lolumadbro? Any who. I'm sure you can probably guess by now we're covering a "zombie" movie that's like, not a zombie movie. But it's tight. Or is it? The point is, we're talking about Rec this week. Yes indeedy! That's not all! We know how much you goofs like listening to our purdy voices, so we decided to keep talking, and we talked ourselves right into Rec's American remake Quarantine. If I said it was tight, would you believe me? Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Like a little Bizkit? Yeah? Nice and loud? I used to listen to this back in the day, this is hot! This is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 314! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cos

We apologize for the lack of an episode last week. One of my best friends passed away unexpectedly on June 18 and it has been a pretty rough week for me. We're continuing "zombie" month with a movie Jorge and Rhett have never seen: Lucio Fulci's Zombie. If you or anyone you know are having a rough time, there's always help. Reach out to your friends and family, hell, reach out to us if that will help. Here is the number to the national suicide prevention hotline: 800-273-8255. Take care of yourselves, and each other. Rest in power, DImes. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTune

This episode was intentionally released 28 days after recording. We did 28 Days & 28 Weeks Later. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle. Or, you could listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 312! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

Kon'nichiwa, baka! Listen here as I sing you the song of my people. How I wish that there were more than the twenty-four hours in the day. Even if there were forty more it would be enough to watch two Zack Snyder movies. Not my words, but the words of one Elvis "fried-peanut-butter-banana-sandwiches" Presley. I hope you like his 1970 hit "Viva Las Vegas". You're about to get beaten over the head with all things Vegas for the next two-and-a-half hours! That's right! Good ole' big-dick Dave Bluetista is going to Las Vegas to fight the Army of the Dead! But that's not all! Are you ready for the birth of Sad Dave? I sure as shit wasn't, but am fully onboard now! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Those girls... those girls don't wanna go messin' 'round no old house! They wanna be listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 311! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means f

Happy day! Happy day! Today is cause for a celebration, for not only is today a holiday, today there is a brand new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! Seems like a perfect reason to overcook food, over inebriate yourself and get some giggles in! This week we're going back in time to 2020, but not really; follow me here. So there's this movie franchise called Saw, and this franchise spawned like eleventy billion sequels and called it quits when they "went out on top". Years later Chris Rock belted out his love for the franchise and rebooted it, inserting himself in the lead role. The film was slated for a 2020 release, however covid put the ixnay on that, real quick. So the studio, knowing how good the film is, withheld its release for an entire year so audiences could witness it live, in all it's glory! We're so lucky! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Good evening, this is Angela Vidal speaking. Tonight, as

Howdy there, you lewd, crude, piece of pre-chewed-food dude! We're halfway through serial killer month, and much like BTS does with Youtube records, we're KILLING! Until now, things have been, how should I put this, a little tame. I know you're simple, but when I think of serial killers, my mind goes to a really dark place. I'm talking the kind of place where all of your socks have holes and your coffee is full of grounds, I need my serial killers to have a bit of sleaze to them. Allow me to introduce you to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, the film that took an unknown Michael Rooker and turned him into a household alien. Based on the "real" lives of serial killers Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole, Henry is a gritty glimpse into a depraved mind that will leave you needing a shower afterwards. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Punctuality is the thief of time, dear. And the thief of intelligence, it's the Who Go

Howdy there, ya goofy grunts! Now listen up, and listen good. I’m going to need you to go ahead and get yourself fixed up; get that shit out of your teeth, do something with that rat’s nest you call hair, and put on your fancy sweatpants. Tonight, we’re going to the Opera! Wait, let me clarify that statement. What I meant to say was, “tonight we’re going to discuss Dario Argento’s Opera”. It’s a simple mistake really, besides, I’m handsome, I don’t need to be smart. I should tell you in advance, Jorge gets really angry, and we talk about the best way to watch M. Night Shyamalan films. Or, you know, you could continue pretending you’ve got something better to do, but really, you’re only lying to yourself. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong I'll just go outside and get a sun tan then! While I’m at it I’ll listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 308! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon

What's up, dorks? I apologize for the episode being late, it has been quite the week. Even now I am fresh out of surgery with blood trickling down my asscrack, doped up and trying to see straight. You know what they say, "The show must go on". Which is the mantra of one Leslie Vernon. Leslie is the star of tonight's feature. He faked his death as a young boy, only to come back many years later to terrorize yours neighborhood. And who soever shall be found, without a V-card, getting down, must stand and face a mask so green or be crushed by an apple press machine. And though you'll fight to stay alive, you still may need a surgeon; for no mere mortal can escape The Rise of Leslie Vernon. The movie is Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, that's the movie we're doing. You know, in case it's not obvious. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong It'll be much less terrifying if you just come to me, while I cum to the

Life, is fleeting. One day you're alive and well, and the next, your ashes and being delicately sprinkled in a rose garden. And during this time, essentially all we want, is freedom. We want the freedom to give in to our primal instincts. We believe we have the freedom to go wherever and say whatever we want, but we can't. We drag our bodies to a job we hate, to work for a prick we can't stand, to get money for the things we need to stay alive. All the while we ignore our mental health, our physical well-being, and our relationships. We're spending our lives toiling away in the hopes that one day we can save enough money to pay for a few days of distraction of how shitty and futile our own existence is. Maybe that's what 2021's Godzilla vs. Kong is all about: the desire to break from from the prison that's been created for you, breaking the literal and metaphorical chains that bind you and giving in to that most primal beast inside! Or maybe it's just a stupid fuckin movie about an ape and a lizard fighting

Aloha, mouth-breathers. For years, we've been toying with the idea of doing an episode focusing exclusively on non R-rated horror. It seems only appropriate that during monster month we would be covering a PG, "kid's monster movie". For as long as humans have been sleeping in beds, children shudder at what monsters, demons, and all sorts of creepy crawlers might be lurking beneath. This week, we're finding out what happens when those monsters son't want to hurt you, they just want to party and piss in your apple juice. That's right! This week we're talking 1989's Little Monsters. Bruh, we've got Fred Savage and Howie Mandel just walking around smashing shit and creeping on underage girls. Do you want to see a child monster get their head ripped off and replaced with a pumpkin? We got you, fam. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Out of the way, peck! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 305! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon s

Greetings, you repugnant little bridge trolls. Monster month is chugging right along and this week, we're covering a doozy! Looking back, I'm sure we can all remember going to the video store and every time we'd see the same movie. The box art was always interesting enough to draw in our attention, we pick up the slip cover and read the back and we're putting it back on the shelf. Damn, bitch. This week, we're righting that wrong, and we're bringing you nerds with us! We're heading all the way back to 1982 to discuss the people-eating, flying, bird-dragon that is Q: The Winged Serpent. I fuckin know, right?! We've all seen it sitting there on the shelf, just waiting to blow our minds, but we were all too stupid to listen. You should be ashamed of yourselves, your stupid, stupid, little selves. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee.  Go follow him on instagram. We're the reasons why brothers hate their sisters! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 304! If you enjoy the show, please co

Well howdy there, ya slimy goofs. Look here. Covid restrictions are lifting across the U.S. and the world is slowly returning to normal. However, we're not out of the woods yet, and in the name of precaution, we're recording remotely this week. The good news is, since we're all stuck in our homes, we've opened a link to a parallel dimension in which CHRIS IS BACK! That's right, turd nuggets, Chris is back! In order to celebrate we're chilling in the 80's again (kinda). Practical effects, cheesy one liners, monsters at every turn, and all the other things that make Chris giggle like a pre-teen getting their first kiss. We've been working on our night moves, so you know what that means, we're discussiong 1990's Nightbreed. On a side note, the haomie Cal Gee has done some amazing art for this week's episode. Go follow him on instagram. I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they? They're all listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 303! Go Rockies! If you enjoy the show, p

Que paso, tonto? In 1999, gore-metal band GWAR released the song "Fishfuck". The song is deeply profound and often considered to be a quintessential modern poem. On May 23, 2014 the composer said epic, Dave Brockie, passed away from a heroin overdose. In remembrance of the seven year anniversary of Dave's passing, we are doing the best (only?) movie we could find just BURSTING with fish fucking. Sadly no river carps will be shoved up any butts, as mentioned in Fishfuck, but it's pretty darn close. Put some soy sauce on your sushi roll, we're talking 1980's Humanoids From The Deep.     It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 302! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subsc

Sup, nerds. At the time of this episode posting it is still March, and we're mad as hell about it! If you're living under a rock and missed episode 300 I'll bring your simple brain up to speed. For episode 300 we're putting the best films of the 2010's head to head in a single elimination tournament! "Fuck yeah!" is right, buddy! After extensive bickering, we've got the field down to a (thrilling?) thirty-two! Tune in this week and see who shall sit upon the throne of 2010's horror supremacy, as decided by three complete morons. Not everything that moves, breathes, and talks is alive.  It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 301! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread C

Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, and we want to do something hella tight. So we did. As horror fans, we all sit around and argue about what horror film we think is the best. With so much focus being wasted on the 80's and 90's, we want to pay tribute to the best RECENT horror films. Yeah, obviously we do this masturbatory song and dance at the end of every year. Don't be such a nay-sayer. Fuck, man! We're doing something new and fun here. Do you really need to poo-poo on everything? Well, despite you trying to ruin our fun, we're here to make a ton of you goofs cry. We arbitrarily rating, ranking and critiquing all of your favorite films from the last ten years. Just, you know, don't "at" us. Because we really don't care. Suck it, nerds. I said, "suck it, nerds". It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 300!    If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost

Salutations, suckers! The time is nigh! After waiting for nearly an entire year the holy spirit has blessed(?) us with the long awaited new release from A-24! We're down on our knees, filling ourselves, not only with the love of the Lord, but with the bounty of Saint Maud. (Review at 25:55) Being an A-24 release, many will say the film is bound to be "all style, and no substance", or "overly long and kind boring". Some people have been singing it's praises from on high long before the film was actually released. Gather 'round, ye children. We're here to part the seas of bullshit and tell you all about Saint Maud. After extensive research I can tell you, the film is less than 90 minutes long. Subvert. Expectations. One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 299! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most

What's good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we're doing that. You're welcome. In 2003 we got Wrong Turn, a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie would go on to spawn 1,621 straight to video sequels that no one cared about. This brings us to 2021, with a group of idiot teenagers, fresh off the cover of the brochure for Diversity University, being killed off one by one. (Review at 41:31) My, oh my, how the times have changed. But, like have they, dude? It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 298! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us co

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his "ability to just throw himself into a roll". Imagine what it would be like if he could just go "full Cage". Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don't think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don't think he's that "quirky". You may disagree, and ultimately I don't care, but we gon' see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is "definitely not a FNAF movie", and it's called Willy's Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That's right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let's see if it stinks, stinks like shit. I'll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. Th

Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time. We're jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he's been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time. Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he's made two of the best horror films of the early 2000's, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45) So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn't have to be this way, Neil. I am not breaking radio silence just cos' you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking