Abject Suffering

It's the longest we've ever stayed on topic as we talk about a reviled recent indie release, and its questionable creator.

This game is good. So good that we spend our time taking quizzes about teen substance abuse.

It's another explosion at the Asset Factory as mascots go on parade to pick up the wreckage. Do we all look like Spot to Dracula?

Discussion of this highly adequate proto-Bloodborne segues into nightmare therapy.

Listen in for Gary's most incredulous reaction to Kole yet.

Jim Crawford helps us build a hellcube of flesh in which to play painball. Special Guest: Jim Crawford.

In memoriam.

The Rascal is a shit person of dark origins and darker designs. Don't let him corrupt your sweet baby boy.

Something terrible has happened, but we must soldier on as we did before. RIP Phillipe and Renaldo?

After some unfortunate happenings with the network, we are forbidden from doing any more episodes of Abject Suffering. But, with some re-tooling, we're happy to reveal our newest property: The R-Zone Zone.

Let's talk about frolf and other fever dreams.

Gather 'round the table, one and all, and share in a slice of this mean, mean tube.

This never would have flown in Zelda Times.

This week's episode is a serious contemplation of the competing merits of random content and authored content. No goofs this week, no ma'am.

This week, we Dunjax the Dunjax until the Dunjax Dunjax.

Remember that time in the 90's when we all had pica?

Listen to two nerds be ambivalent about sports and punching.

This week, we call an audible and talk about Spelunker in one of our rare in-person episodes. Is the crown prince of kusoge as bad as everyone says?

What's harder: Talking about sports, rap music, or staying awake? The answer may surprise you.

Now we need to strike exercise games off of our list, although this did teach us about the futility of ever trying to control our actions.