Battlecast Presented By Meltdown Comics

Oh Daang, it's Aang. You can eat a dong, if you pronounce it "Ong". Ok sorry, enough highfalutin poetry. It's the last ever Airbender we could ever think of vs. the first ever MMA guy to do a boxing match probably. IT'S TIME TO GET READY TO RUMBLE. Warning: No Dan, no plan.

Ohhhh snap y'all it's 1996 vs 1997. The worst CGI in the history of the god damn world vs honestly probably the best. Spawn vs Matilda. You guess which is which. I dares ya. Warning: Andy, honey, you poor thing.

You're probably looking at this title thinking, "hmm. Who the heck are these two chracters," But then you're all like, "ahhh hell yeah it's the guy from Apocalypse Now and the guy from Dune. Those movies, and to a lesser extent the musical versions of both, are siiiiiick." Warning: Oysters: yea or nay?

Two pop culture giants going head to head in this one. Gonna be one hell of a battle. Warning: BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME

Two pop culture giants going head to head in this one. Gonne be one hell of a battle. Warning: Happy Comic Con!

Edge of Tomorrow. Live. Die. Repeat. Both amazing titles for a pretty dang fine movie. Also we're using one of the main characters from it.. Also ol' Grammy Galadriel. Wait what. Warning: Wait what.

Remember that Beastie Boys song about Girls? That's pretty much what you're getting in this episode except much more. Handmaid's Tale is pretty dope. So are Peach and Aloy. Let's have a dopeoff. Or a battle. Either way. Warning: The future is sad.

Two very Japanese games came out this year. One from the future and one from the past. Let's make the main characters duke it out in something from the present. Like uhm i dunno CS GO or something? Yep. Let's do that. K cool brt. Warning: We'll explain what Anime means.

This episode of Battlecast is filled with speed, violence, and Ryan Sister-Groper Motorcycle-Knocker-Over Cryin' Bitch Kidd. One of Dan's favorite episodes in a long time, it's the best video game player and twitch streamer in the world, Dr. Disrespect vs the keeper of the Inn in which peeps keep playing Hearthstone in, the Innkeeper. Warning: E3

Rest in Peace, Adam West. We're gonna do the best we can to honor you by pulling out some classic Batman in this week's episode. Spock too. Also blackface. Good luck with this one. Warning: Doctors hate him.

What's better than nerds talking about sports? Basically everything. That's not to say you won't luhoooove this episode, but you may luhoooooooooove other things more. Like Wonder Woman. Or Tekken 7 for example. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Warning: Dirk.

What's more fun than hanging with the Battlecast boys for some funny fun times? Having a computer hard drive failure that ruins every part of every thing you've ever had on your computer. Well we somehow salvaged this audio, and we'll be back next week with a real episode. And Dirk had a really damn good joke in this one anyway so listen up. Thanks, y'all.

Guardians Vol.2 was pretty god dang decent. Yondu was one of the highlights for sure. Let's listen to him fight Sherlock Holmes. Silicon Valley is pretty dope too. Let's just put all of that shit together and make a smoothie out of it. Or an Acai Bowl. Warning: Cams.

Guests two weeks in a row? What is this, a Best Western?! James and Alyssa (guest) both pick characters from JRPGS. Final Fantasy big bad, Sephiroth, vs Persona 5 guy, Joker. It all takes place in the Hyperion from Mass Effect 4. The 4th best Mass Effect game. Warning: Andy hates everything. Big surprise.

What are you waiting for... Christmas? To listen to this week's episode that is. Whole buncha guests + Dan and James this week. Three people that basically work in the video game industry that give their professional insight on how best to be a serial killer in Grand Theft Auto 5 Roleplaying Mods. Oh yeah and a wizard from Diablo 3 fights Duke Nukem at Fyre Festival. Lol. Warning: Jeeze Louise, these dice.

  Question: What's the stupidest battle we've ever done? Today it's the uh..... M&Ms going against top shelf youtubers Ethan and Hila aka H3H3. Go watch their channel. It's dope. The M&Ms we mean. Obviously. Ok so those are some strange characters for us to pick, but the battleground is some cuhlassssic BC. Mt. Olympus. Warning: It's just a prank, bro!

  Hey you guys wanna cozy up and watch some Netflix with us? Cool. We promise not to try and make any moves on you. It's just the rebooted Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys vs Danny Rand AKA The Iron Fist in today's episode. Where do you think they should battle? Camp Hope duh. Heavyweights. An American classic. Warning: Netflix and battle?

Super special guest filled episode coming atcha. Bunch of folks from the ol' video game industry. Inquire within for more details. Also Dan isn't here so HOORAY for that. Also Dirk isn't here so BOORAY for that. It's scotsman vs pat today. But it doesn't matter because it's set in a future where there are no borders. Everyone is equal and love reigns supreme. JK there is definite tribalism and a whole grip of robo-dinos. Horizon is pretty cool. Warning: Another person in the room that likes cars.

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Unless you like the KING of swording. Inigo Montoya played by Dirk "The Jerk" Stenger vs Django played by Dan "The 4Chan" Brozo at Hyrule with allllllll kinds of wacky and fun stuff going on. You'll see. Warning: Super Advanced Future Battle System

Oh snap another rousing LIVE SHOW at The Merrow in Hillcrest. How about maybe you guy COME OUT TO ONE OF THEM, HUH? They're dope. And Andy buys people drinks. It's DC Themed at the ol' Nerd Night so we went with Aquaman vs. Swamp Thing. Water vs Plants. But plants love water. OR DO THEY?! Warning: Super Best Friends trailer review.