Battlecast Presented By Meltdown Comics

Andy Roddick (Dan) vs. Jigsaw (James) in Kitchen Stadium.   Former World Champion tennis player, Andy Roddick is matched up against genius/serial killer of the Saw franchise, Jigsaw. Warning: Swordfish Lasagna Record after last episode is James 3-1, Andy 2-2, Dan 1-3.   Enjoy.  

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Three guys decided to do a podcast called Battlecast. This is the raw, unpolished, and arguably complete dog-shit "Season Zero".   Alexander Borgia (James) vs. Barack Obama (Andy) at Hogwarts. The most fucked up pope of all time brawls with the leader of the free world.   Warning: NSA Wiretaps.   Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy.

Red (Dirk) vs. Voldemort (Andy) in Silent Hill.   The protagonist of Pokemon Red/Blue faces off against he who shall definitely not be named. Voldemort.   Warning: Flying Winged Fuckers   Record after last episode is James 3-0, Andy 1-2, Dan 1-3.    Enjoy.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Three guys decided to do a podcast called Battlecast. This is the raw, unpolished, and arguably complete dog-shit "Season Zero". Solid Snake (James) vs. The Doctor (Andy) at Pokemon Stadium of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Stealthy super-solider, Solid Snake, pounces on The Doctor of Doctor Who.  Who will be victorious? Who will reign supreme? Who emerges from the battlefield as champion? And who thinks this joke just got annoying? Everyone, that's who.   Warning: That's not a fucking swimming pool.   Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy.  

Lord Business (Andy) vs. Spike Spiegel (Dan) at Sesame Street. The antagonist of The Lego Movie, Lord Business, takes on intergalactic bounty hunter, Spike Spiegel.   Warning: Big Bird caps some asses.   Record after the last episode is Dan 0-3, James 3-0, Andy 1-1   Enjoy.  

Zero (Dan) vs. Tommy Oliver (James) at Evergreen Terrace of The Simpsons.   The legendary Maverick Hunter Zero takes on the most badass Power Ranger in existence, Tommy Oliver.   Warning: Epic as Fuck.   Record after the last episode is Dan 0-2, James 2-0, Andy 1-1   Enjoy.

Danaerys Targaryen (Andy) vs. Scorpion (James) at Goldeneye's Facility. Beauty (plus dragons) takes on the beastly hellspawn ninja that is Scorpion.   Record after the last episode is Dan 0-2, James 1-0, Andy 1-0   Enjoy.

Bill Nye (Dan) vs. Calvin (Andy) at DayZ's Chernarus. Science vs. Imagination in this week's brawl. Takes place in zombified Russian wasteland, Chernarus. Episode opens with us yelling at each other about Tim Burton. Record after episode 1 is Dan-0, James-1, Andy-0 Enjoy.

Space Ghost (Dan) vs. Jack Bauer (James) at Minecraft (Battlecast Mod). Some rules: We rotate between representing characters and judging the fights. The battleground is randomly assigned and often dictates the "rule set" we'll follow. A coin flip decides who goes first. Note: We recorded a practice season before this one hence the reference to previous episodes. Enjoy.